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Bill back in the arena.; RPs are like candy. Exploding candy.
Topic Started: Jan 15 2005, 06:12 AM (75 Views)
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Hey! It's everyone's favorite heel, Bill Kuriyama! He's standing proudly next to the Vinjing machine, chewing on a snickers in a rather pleased manner. Can you guess who's next to him?

*insert Blues Clues-like pause for an answer*


That's right, it's Toby Bostock, Bill's favorite interviewer! Toby seems happy, Bill seems happy... everybody's happy!

TB: Hi Bi-- errr... Sex Machine Gun!

BK: Hey, Timmy. What's shake-a-lakin'?

TB: Nothin' much. Thought I could get some words from you about your match this week.

BK: Hmmm... how about... "pointless", "easy", "not", "worth", "my", and "time"?

TB: So you're saying this match is going to be a breeze?

BK: No, Toby, I'm saying that Bill Kuriyama might as well be wrestling Maclay's grandmammy with the way Stevens has been performing lately. Didja know that's why he dropped his little moniker, "Greatness"?

TB: He dropped his ring name because he sucks?

BK: That would be the point I'm trying to get across, Beefstock.

Bill takes a big bite of peanutty, caramelly goodness, chewing it as Toby goes on with another question.

TB: So let's talk recent news. What's all this business with Sam Kinloch? I saw that promo her... personal cameraman taped--

Toby pauses to give the cameraman a dirty look.

TB: -- and I think I speak for everyone when I say I'd like to know what's going on! Is she your girlfriend now? Did you guys have the seeeeeeeex~?

Bill, instead of raising one eyebrow, lowers the other and stops mid-bite. He finishes chewing, swallows, and speaks.

BK: Tobes, you got that little rezendevous all wrong! You thought that was romance? That was plotting! Code, Toby. We were speaking in code.

TB: Oh, yeah, sure. Just what were you talking about in this "code"?

BK: Eh, Sam's tryin' to figure out how to make an army of winged monkeys to help her take over the world. She's figured out how to create them, but she needs Bill Kuriyama's superstar wallet to help fund her project.

TB: Nuh-uh!

BK: Oh yeah. Swear on your momma's barge-sized bee-hind. All that stuff we were saying about past relationships? It's our code for past experiments. I did some expiriments back in the day, but they all blew up.

TB: Ohhhh, I get it! You said the relationships were over quick, and just about sex, so that means... ... ... SAM HAS A FLYING MONKEY!?

BK: Hell yeah! His name is Boppo! He wears a little vest and a fez.

TB: FREAKIN' AWESOME!!

BK: Calm down there, Hesh. Let's keep this on the down low. Don't want the government sniffin' up our pantlegs about this, right?

TB: You can rely on me, Bill!

BK: Good stuff. Move along with your little interview now.

TB: Right! So, what about this title you'll be defending, Bill? What are your thoughts on your victory and this subsequent defense?

BK: Subsequent. That's a big word for such dorky hair, Tobe. Tell ya what I think about the whole thing; Bill Kuriyama said he was going to walk into that match and win the championship, and he did. He also predicts he'll walk into the upcoming match and retain his title, and you know what?

TB: You will?

BK: You're catchin' on, Toby, my boy! Bill Kuriyama will defend this title any time, any place, to anyone. I am the fightingest Fighting Spirit Champion, and I intend to prove that.

TB: Cool! Can I wrestle you for it?

BK: ... no.

TB: What's the matter? You afraid? I'm training to be a cage fighter on the side, you know.

BK: Tell ya what, Toblerone; if you can take this title off my shoulder, then I'll let you challenge me in a match for it.

TB: Oookayyy...

Sneaky was the way Toby said that. Not confused. Being sneaky, Toby gives the shifty eyes, then makes a mad dash for Bill's shoulder, which isn't saying much being that Bill is about a foot away from him. Bill swings to the side like a revolving door and Toby crashes headlong into the vending machine. Bill looks a bit wide-eyed, then shrugs.

BK: Didn't mean for that to happen, but what the hell? I'll lay claim to it.

The FS Champ nudges Toby's side with the toe of his boot.

BK: Get up, Tony.

Nothin'.

BK: Toby?

Nope. Bill looks around again, kneels down, and returns back up with Toby's shoes. He slinks away off-camera, and the scene fades.
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