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This is a roleplay; Truer words have never been spoken
Topic Started: Jan 16 2005, 06:52 AM (52 Views)
Edgehead
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We cut into the shot of a corridor. But not just *ANY* corridor, it's a long, narrow corridor in the Pepsi Arena in New York, Albany, the location of this week's TNT. In this particular corridor, we see TNT inviewer Toby Bostock standing alongside TNT wrestler Savage. Too many corridors and TNTs, ah well.

TB: Hello TNT fans! And Slam! fans, who happen to be tuning in. And, I guess, other people who are just channel surfing. Well, hello to all. I'm standing here with Savage, as I'm sure you can see. Unless you're blind, then you obviously can't. Why would a blind guy own a TV though?

Savage: Toby, you are incredibly annoying. And you wonder why I avoid you.

TB: Okay, well, I'm here with Savage, and he's agreed to give me a few thoughs on wrestling and stuff.

Savage: Yeah, make it snappy. I gotta get home, feed my cat.

TB: Okay....so, first thing's first. Did you happen to see Swytch's promo earlier this week?

Savage: Yes. Who do you think I am? I actually take the time to STUDY my opponents.

TB: Oh, I was just asking.

Savage: And I was just answering, what's your point?

TB: ....back on topic then. Okay. So you saw Swytch's promo. What are your thoughts on....his thoughts?

Savage: To be honest, Toby, I have no thoughts about Swytch. I don't care about Swytch or what he has to say. He says the same things that every single other wrestler on the roster says, but will he be any different when we step into the ring? Of course not. I really don't know who the hell he thinks he is. He seems to think that the world revolves around him, like the earth was created just for his entertainment. Swytch feels like he's trapped inside a box that he can't escape from. He feels like Madison's locked him in a cage and thrown away the key. He seems to think that I'm just another guy from the "undercard".

TB: Well, you kinda are.

Savage: Shut it, I'm talking. What do you know anyways, Toby? But back on track, we'll see who the REAL undercard is this Tuesday. In fact, we'll find out a lot of things this Tuesday. Swytch seems to think that he's more than up to the task of taking me on. I dunno about you, Toby, and I don't know about the fans, but I'm not quite getting this guy. He's making threats and challenges like he's the greatest wrestler on this planet, but what has he done? What has he accomplished? He can go on and on about Madison keeping him buried in the undercard, but he still hasn't proved a single thing as a member of TNT. Let me let you in on a little something, Swytch, real wrestlers don't make excuses. And that's just one of the reasons why Swytch is going to discover this week just how much of a loser he really is, because I don't think he understands that.

TB: So basically, you're telling me you're gonna win.

Savage: Toby, I'm not one to make predictions. I'll tell you one thing though, Swytch will discover this week that he isn't all that he seems to think he is. He did get one thing right in his little promo though. He's a joke. And I'll bet the whole world will be getting in a cheap laugh or two once they see him defeated by just "another guy from the undercard". Then, next week, he'll return to TNT and talk crap like how Madison's keeping him down. Swytch, I understand that you're not the brightest individual on the planet, so let me put things in simple terms so you can understand me. This Tuesday, we will both step into that ring, and one of us will walk out the winner. Whether you win or lose, you won't be talking shit about "the undercard" guys anymore. You say that there's only one title on your mind, and I have a good idea as to what title you're thinking about. We'll see if you're REALLY ready to challenge for that title this Tuesday. And if you're not, just like I suspect, there won't be anymore excuses. There won't be anymore complaints. You can go home and cry about it, but it won't change a thing. After this Tuesday, we'll know how good you really are, Swytch. What I do already know is this, you're in for a hell of a fight.

Savage turns to Toby. Toby stands there, dumbfounded, 'cause he's an idiot.

Savage: I'm done, Tobes. Catch ya later, or not.

Savage walks off.

TB: Well, there you have it folks. Savage's words. Y'know, I've always wanted to end a segment with the word mayonaise.

**FADE OUT**
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