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| A stolen idea and a stolen convo...; make for a crappy rp | |
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| Tweet Topic Started: Mar 7 2005, 12:29 AM (39 Views) | |
| Flannel Dude | Mar 7 2005, 12:29 AM Post #1 |
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The camera opens it's mechanical eyelids and blinks Vinj onto screen. Or rather, the back of his head. It would seem Vinj is sitting down, his back facing us as he glues his eyes to the whirring screen in front of him. Vinj senses the camerman and motions him to come closer, like this. *does a thousand one-handed claps* Vinj: Hey, come closer. Look what I got. It's called a lap-top. How cool is it? I have the internet and everything. A loudish *bing* exudes from the machine, startling Vinj a little. Vinj: Oo! Someone's online...Jim. That weird sound that MSN makes is then exhaled from Vinj's newest toy and we zoom in closer as Vinj clicks on the flashing orange bar thingy. Jim - *Basking in his own glory, responses may be delayed* says: I hate Spongebob with an utmost passion For the sake of the rp the camera doesn't view the typing field. |Vinj| Please, somebody tell me they hate Spongebob Squarepants says: That makes me, you, and this other guy from Slam! We should make a club...with blackjack...and hookers! Jim - *Basking in his own glory, responses may be delayed* says: Tons of hookers! Hookers with twinkies! |Vinj| Please, somebody tell me they hate Spongebob Squarepants says: Awwwww, and…and…and we could get cool rings as well. Jim - *Basking in his own glory, responses may be delayed* says: Rings with cool designs |Vinj| Please, somebody tell me they hate Spongebob Squarepants says: Yeaaaaah Jim - *Basking in his own glory, responses may be delayed* says: And a car? |Vinj| Please, somebody tell me they hate Spongebob Squarepants says: I think that's pushing it a little. We have to be realistic. Maybe we could settle for one of them old people scooters Jim - *Basking in his own glory, responses may be delayed* says: A DELORIAN! Like, FROM BACK TO THE FUTURE!! |Vinj| Please, somebody tell me they hate Spongebob Squarepants says: The hell is back to the future? How can you go back to the future? Jim - *Basking in his own glory, responses may be delayed* says: Cos...time machine...and stuff. |Vinj| Please, somebody tell me they hate Spongebob Squarepants says: So? You'd still be going forward. This so call-ed 'movie' is the devil. I'm sticking with my old people scooter Jim - *Basking in his own glory, responses may be delayed* says: Fine, I'll take the Delorian |Vinj| Please, somebody tell me they hate Spongebob Squarepants says: Great. So I guess that makes us superheroes or something, doesn't it? Jim - *Basking in his own glory, responses may be delayed* says: Spose so. |Vinj| Please, somebody tell me they hate Spongebob Squarepants says: Yeah. We’ll ride side by side, herding old people into bushes whilst upholding the values and ideals of the Spongebob haters. Jim - *Basking in his own glory, responses may be delayed* says: yes...YES! |Vinj| Please, somebody tell me they hate Spongebob Squarepants says: But we need names first. Jim - *Basking in his own glory, responses may be delayed* says: Of course. |Vinj| Please, somebody tell me they hate Spongebob Squarepants says: I could be PANTSMAN! With the power to de-pant people at will. Jim - *Basking in his own glory, responses may be delayed* says: Yeah, and I could be MULLETOR! With the power to zap people into a euphoria of mulletdom. |Vinj| Please, somebody tell me they hate Spongebob Squarepants says: Niiiiiice. And together we should be known as the...hmm...as thuhhh...? Jim - *Basking in his own glory, responses may be delayed* says: *ponders* |Vinj| Please, somebody tell me they hate Spongebob Squarepants says: How about...The De-Spongeonators. Jim - *Basking in his own glory, responses may be delayed* says: Class. |Vinj| Please, somebody tell me they hate Spongebob Squarepants says: Good as. All we need now is a mission statement. And a shiny plaque. Jim - *Basking in his own glory, responses may be delayed* says: How about "To Destroy All Things Spongebob Squarepants." |Vinj| Please, somebody tell me they hate Spongebob Squarepants says: Hmmm...I think we need to expand. Elaborate on that statement. Like, "To protect those endangered by the Spongebob Squarepants Enterprise, and to destroy that of which is the Spongebob Squarepants Enterprise." Jim - *Basking in his own glory, responses may be delayed* says: Ahhh. I like your style Pantsman. |Vinj| Please, somebody tell me they hate Spongebob Squarepants says: Ditto, Mulletor. |Vinj| Please, somebody tell me they hate Spongebob Squarepants says: Hey, don't I have a match against you this week? Jim - *Basking in his own glory, responses may be delayed* says: Yes. Yes you do. |Vinj| Please, somebody tell me they hate Spongebob Squarepants says: Thought so. I really need a personal assistant. I can't be expected to keep track of all my wheeling and dealings. I mean, I'm only one man. Jim - *Basking in his own glory, responses may be delayed* says: If that... |Vinj| Please, somebody tell me they hate Spongebob Squarepants says: Hm? What was that? I can’t quite hear you. Something’s...something'ssmothering your voice, I can't quite make out the sound... Jim - *Basking in his own glory, responses may be delayed* says: You do realise these are text only messages. You can’t actually hear me. |Vinj| Please, somebody tell me they hate Spongebob Squarepants says: Oh, I know what it is! It's a three hundred and ten pound yelp! What's that I also hear? Is it...is it the thrashing of TNT’s Dual Crown Champion moments before he taps out like a whore against the kitchen tiles? Yes, I think it is. Jim - *Basking in his own glory, responses may be delayed* says: No need to get a dirty mouth. |Vinj| Please, somebody tell me they hate Spongebob Squarepants says: Well you shouldn't have questioned my man hood. Now I'm going to have to get all hate-y on you. Ask Maclay how that feels. Not good, I assure you. Jim - *Basking in his own glory, responses may be delayed* says: Whatever. You lost to Hype. You have no credibility. |Vinj| Please, somebody tell me they hate Spongebob Squarepants says:...well...I...shutup. Jim - *Basking in his own glory, responses may be delayed* says: Yeah. Take it, bitch. |Vinj| “VIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINJ” says: It's not like I care anyways. Everyone loses to everyone. Championships aren't about skill. They're about luck and timing. Tell me, why is that Maclay has held TNT's title THREE times? Does his skill fluctuate into unfathomable heights every eight months? No, he's the same man as he always was. Only difference is that he's had a THOUSAND opportunities to capture the title, and on three occasions luck and timing have been on his side. And what about Tier? The only reason he had the title was because he was able to be manipulated by Rage. Then we have Kennedy. The only reason she had the title was cos Maclay distracted Fozzy. Jim - *Basking in his own glory, responses may be delayed* says: And then there's me. TNT's true champion. |Vinj| “VIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINJ” says: Oh, yes, you. The man who had the Dual Crown Championship GIVEN to him. The man who barely scraped a win off Fozzy McQueen to regain his championship. The man who took almost an hour to beat two undeserving competitors in a gauntlet match. One of which has hiked off to Slam cos he couldn’t make it on TNT, and the other who stole his contendership off Silent Rage because of YOUR interference. Well done. Jim - *Basking in his own glory, responses may be delayed* says: Hey, those guys were tough cookies. |Vinj| “VIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINJ” says: Whatever, dude. Fact is, you and the Dual Crown Championship mean jack squat to anyone. I don’t mean to single you out. The rest of TNT is exactly the same. We have a man who is obsessed with a title he will never get and is complaining about holding the one title he has. We have TWO Fighting Spirit Champions, Jim. Two. It’s an oxy-moron. You can’t have two champions. ‘Champion’ by definition means one. And the Openweight title…well, no one cares about it cos it’s a lower card title. I couldn’t give a crap about our match this week and I couldn’t give a crap about your title. It’s about time someone spoke up and opened some eyes around here. Took a bit of action to cure this virus TNT has seemed to cast on itself. And come Tuesday that man will be me. I might not walk out as the Champion, but I’ll guarantee people will look at the Dual Crown Championship in a different light. I’m gonna make sure the winner of this weeks match MORE than earns his championship. Jim - *Basking in his own glory, responses may be delayed* says: ...but we’re still cool with this ‘The De-Spongeonators’ thing, right? |Vinj| “VIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINJ” says: Oh, yeah, fo shizzle. Jim - *Basking in his own glory, responses may be delayed* says: Awesome. |Vinj| “VIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINJ” says: Well, I’m off. I’ve got things to dice, people to slash. Jim - *Basking in his own glory, responses may be delayed* says: Seeyas. The screen then pans out of the screen to see Vinj prance out of the room. Fade. |
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