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| A better debut than Spider-man's stupid new; Iron-man reject looking costume | |
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| Tweet Topic Started: Jul 31 2006, 02:29 AM (92 Views) | |
| Crimson Shards | Jul 31 2006, 02:29 AM Post #1 |
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The TNT camera crew fades into a musky and grungy gym, some rather shady fellows are in the background as they work out on the machines, various sounds of grunts and clanging of metal ring out. Slowly it pans to the right, filming a bench off to the side where some weights are and near by a mirror on the wall, and a certain familiar duo to the FIW fan base is sitting there. Carefully the camera crew makes their way over to them, weaving and moving around and past several would be body builders until it is right in front of Extreme Ninja #2 and Smarty Smark. Ninja is wearing his typical gear; however Smarty is not, sadly for most, as Smarty is wearing tight black jogging shorts with white stripes going down the sides, revealing the bear like body hair on his legs. Also he is wearing a tight black tank top, that exposes once again the almost bear like body hair that covers his chest and arms, though of course he is as always wearing his glasses too. His entire visible body, even the short black hair, is soaked in sweat as he lifts up with his arm the five pound weight, after each lifting he looks over at Ninja, who is holding an unwrapped sneakers bar, and takes a bite out of it. Smarty Smark: Fffffiiiiiive... He says and lets the weight drop out of his hand and hit the floor as he pants heavily, he suddenly notices the camera and looks around. Smarty Smark: Hundred, five hundred that is, eh heh eh heh... The manager to the superstars' eyes continue to look around them in a shifty fashion before he suddenly slaps Extreme Ninja #2 upside the head and glares at him. Smarty Smark: You were supposed to tell me when the camera started filming noob! The reigning FIW Cruiserweight Champion of the World moves his hands around, trying to tell him he didn't notice it either, but realizes it is futile so he reaches for his sign, though Smarty dismissively waves him off. Smarty Smark: Yeah, yeah, yeah, whatever, save your excuses and just shut up and let me get a word in for once, jeez. Ninja looks downward in a sad manner as Smarty Smark returns his attention to the camera, with one sweat sausage like finger he points at it. Smarty Smark: All you humanoids out there in television land and internet world are in for a treat as this coming week you will be graced with the greatest occurrence to wrestling since sliced beard number two, which was the best thing since sliced beard. You are going to witness the debut that the masses have been on the edge of their seats, eagerly, near pissing their pants for in excitement, and this week, they and all of you get that debut. Smarty Smark trails off as he grins and Extreme Ninja #2 just blankly stares at his manager, slowly he lifts up his sign and scribbles on it for a moment before turning it around. Extreme Ninja #2's Sign Reads: Enigma? The nerd of all nerds glares at Ninja and slaps the sign out of his hand. Smarty Smark: No! Not that thing! I'm talking about the first ever in-ring wrestling debut of Smarty Smark! Slowly Ninja nods his head, perhaps just now realizing that is what Smarty was getting at. Smarty Smark: Any ways, before I was so rudely interrupted, this week you'll all be luckier than a teen-ager on prom night that gets blonde twins drunk. You will witness a event that years from now, when you are old and useless, you can point to a picture or a recording of me before your finger falls off and say, I was there when Smarty made his debut. Also when you are old and pathetic, people will constantly be asking, where were you the day Smarty Smark made his in-ring debut? Ah yes, a glorious day it will be indeed, for more than just that reason too. Quickly Smarty nods his head, agreeing with himself about how glorious of a day it shall be as he flexes his arms a bit. Smarty Smark: Because where all of my international wrestlers failed, where my assistant failed, and even in a fluke occurrence, that only happened because some chick with huge knockers flashed him, where the almighty Graver failed, I will get the job done. I will strangle that pencil thin neck of that smelly fool; I will make him feel the embarrassment he made me feel when some one like him actually laid their hands on this god like flesh. The smelly fool that is Loon won't even make it to Dangerous Liaisons, he won't even make it to his FIW Cruiserweight Championship of the World title shot, he'll get derailed by me come Tuesday. By the time I'm done with him he'll be on his way to the hospital and eating through tubes for the next six months of his life, and when some one asks him how he got there, he'll piss the bed remembering the beating I gave him, and then cry, cry long and hard, cry long and hard like the female hippo that he is. Evilly Smarty Smark rubs his hands together as he envisions it, cackling to himself. Smarty Smark: And then, when I am done with him, since both my champions are so grand and feared they won't have challengers for Dangerous Liaisons, I'll take them on a two week long celebration of their greatness! We'll go to Miami, we'll go to Atlanta, we'll go to Detroit, we'll go to Dallas, we'll go to Cleveland, we'll go to L.A., we'll go to New York City and we'll even go to Chicago! Oh yes, oh yes, the alcohol, the women, the music, and the shrimp cocktails will be a flying my friend, a flying! Once again Smarty Smark breaks out into an evil and joyous cackle as Extreme Ninja #2 mutedly sighs as the camera fades to black... |
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