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The Roars/Rambles of Inner-Cat/Fool 2; Not a Continuation, just a fitting title
Topic Started: Jan 7 2005, 06:47 PM (76 Views)
Xtreme Kitten
Extremely Ordinary
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[Xtreme Kitten is walking through the arena hallways he is wearing black boots, black jeans, long grey duffle coat, the new Xtreme Kitten ‘Before and After’ shirt, the tag team title with his name on it hangs around his waist, and a spiked leather collar with a heavy chain attached to it. As Xtreme Kitten gets closer to the camera Lucy move from behind Xtreme Kitten to his side the chain that was over his left shoulder moves as well as it is attached to Lucy’s left hand, Lucy is wearing a white t-shirt with “Jorge!” on it in block lettering it is the same shirt Xtreme Kitten wore in one of his promos as Jorge but it has been adjusted to fit Lucy correctly, she is also wearing a medium length shirt made from one of the new Xtreme Kitten ‘Before and After’ shirts and black skate shoes]

Lucy: I can’t believe you had this outfit made.

XK: I know what you’re trying to do.

Lucy: What?

XK: You’re trying to start a conversation to make me ignore the camera.

Lucy: No I wasn’t.

XK: Ah come on Lucy you’re always telling me to ignore the camera.

Lucy: Yeah but I have never tricked you into it.

XK: Not yet, you have tricked me into other things, and you probably will again.

Lucy: Ha, probably, I think not, inevitably now that is a fitting replacement.

[Xtreme Kitten stops and stares at Lucy before slowly smiling]

XK: You never know I could start picking up on your little tricks.

Lucy: Tricks nothing, I have other ways of getting you to do what I want, besides you’ll never be that bright.

XK: Was that an insult.

Lucy: Yes but if you think about it is more of an insult to Onikage who listens to you, and Bane Security who got fooled by you two.

[Lucy pauses and Xtreme Kitten smiles and nods]

Lucy: No, no, wait a second there is something wrong.

[Xtreme Kitten starts to look around frantically for something]

Lucy: Oh yeah that’s it, they were fooled by me…

[Lucy looks at the FIW Tag Team Championship belt]

Lucy: Gimme my belt!

[With her right hand Lucy snatches the belt from around Kitten’s waist and puts it on her left shoulder all the while Xtreme Kitten looks stunned Lucy starts walking again and Xtreme Kitten follows still looking stunned]

XK: What do you mean your belt?!

Lucy: My plan, my choice of finisher, my belt.

[The two arrive at their destination, The Ordinary’s locker room, Lucy opens the door and enters followed by Xtreme Kitten and the camera. Lucy and Kitten are near the coach, Lucy gets close to Xtreme Kitten and undoes the collar and tosses it to the side of the couch she then flops back the title lifted from her shoulder as her does so]

XK: And if it wasn’t for me being able to speak Spanish it wouldn’t have been executed properly.

Lucy: Give it back.

[She growls the words in a threatening manner as she gets up]

XK: No.

[Xtreme Kitten starts to regret that he just said that immediately after he did because Lucy slaps on a monkey grip (ie she grabbed his testicles and started to squeeze), Xtreme Kitten starts to lower in pain]

Lucy: If it wasn’t for you speaking Spanish, if it wasn’t for me being able to speak Spanish, and if it wasn’t for other things going the way I wanted them you wouldn’t have the title, you wouldn’t have even had a match.

[Lucy lets go of her grip and stares into the eyes of Kitten as she takes the title back, Lucy then sits back down, Kitten collapses onto the couch and Lucy’s lap]

XK: You couldn’t have taken the title when we weren’t on camera?

Lucy: And not let people see our dysfunctional relationship? Where would the fun be in that?

XK: In another relationship.

[Lucy shoves Xtreme Kitten off her lap and subsequently off the couch and onto the floor]

Lucy: Then go find yourself one.

[Kitten rolls over onto his back]

XK: bah, can’t be bothered, you’ll do for now.

[Lucy rolls her eyes]

Lucy: I feel so special.

XK: No idea why... wait you have the title belt Jorge left to me you should feel special.

Lucy: You were Jorge!

[Xtreme Kitten sits up]

XK: No woman I am Xtreme Kitten, Jorge was a guy in a white and green mask I am wearing a tiger mask, mask.

Lucy: Right you have official gone off the deep end.

[Xtreme Kitten gets up onto the couch and sits close to Lucy]

XK: forget the deep end, I am off the continental shelf somewhere, I put up with your abuse all the time.

Lucy: Well it is nice to know we live in the same hell.

XK: Well guess it is time we get over this spat, and move on to my up coming match.

Lucy: Really? I thought we were just getting to a point where we would be entertaining people.

XK: Yeah but it started to feel like I was ignoring the camera.

Lucy: I’ll make you ignore it one day, and after that day I will explain what the hell just happened.

XK: Do it now or I’ll not know what you’re on about.

Lucy: Then forget it; we do it so often I’ll explain it another time.

XK: Or never that’s good for me.

Lucy: Fine, now what did you want to say about your match?

XK: No forget that for a second.

[Lucy looks shocked]

Lucy: You’re the one that wanted to move on and talk about your match.

XK: Yeah but that’s before I remembered something more important.

Lucy: What?

XK: What don’t you like about the outfit?

Lucy: What?

XK: You said, you couldn’t believe I had that outfit made.

Lucy: Nothing, well almost nothing, bra and thong you had made from left over material aren’t the greatest.

XK: You put those on? That was a joke I didn’t think you would wear them.

Lucy: I’ve worn worse.

[Xtreme Kitten nods and looks at the camera]

XK: Well people as you know, Jorge and Juan did one hell of a job at Rebirth beating Bane Security in what was a surprisingly hard fought battle, especially a surprise for Bane Security who only a week and some days earlier had dominated the pair.

Lucy: Well they thought they dominated; really they were let to walk all over them.

XK: In hind sight it is obvious that Jorge, Juan and Maria had a plan; no team is so incompetent that they would be beaten like that… well not by Bane Security anyway.

Lucy: Well team of blind and deaf children might.

XK: Bah, someone would run in and make sure they didn’t.

Lucy: That sounds a little too much like compassion for this roster.

XK: I never said it would be one of the wrestlers, security, management, the lawyers and if their in the back the ol’ wooden caps, would probably run out there.

Lucy: The Lawyers?

XK: Yes the lawyers, to stop a law suit.

Lucy: But that’s how they get paid.

XK: Fine, lawyers who prefer just getting their retainer fee instead of having to work for a living.

Lucy: So our lawyer then?

XK: Our lawyer wouldn’t even run out.

Lucy: You’re getting away from the issue.

XK: You started this off track exchange.

Lucy: Well now I am putting the exchange back on track.

[Xtreme Kitten shrugs and sits back looking at Lucy, Lucy sits quietly for a few seconds before looking at Xtreme Kitten]

Lucy: Well?

XK: I am waiting for you to get us back on track.

Lucy: Do I have to do everything.

XK: You said you were going to.

Lucy: Very well, where were you?

XK: I usually ask you where I was.

Lucy: You know if I could wrestle you would be obsolete.

XK: Now who is getting off track?

[Lucy stares at Kitten for a few seconds before turning to the camera]

Lucy: Ok it seems not even a team of blind and deaf children would do as poorly as Jorge and Juan did in their first match with Bane Security.

XK: Is that where I was?

[Lucy sits back and looks at Xtreme Kitten]

Lucy: Yup.

XK: Good now I can’t remember where I was going with that hind sight part… give me a second it will come back to me.

[Kitten closes his eyes for a second and is mouthing something]

XK: Opens his eyes, nope lost it. Ah well guess I will making have to continue blind…

Lucy: Is that a metaphor or are you going to continue with your eyes closed.

XK: I haven’t decided. Oh wait I was saying something about surprise.

[Xtreme Kitten opens his eyes]

XK: Bane Security must have been surprised with the actually abilities of La Emboscada especially after the performance on Slam! but their surprise was nothing compared to my surprise when Jorge and Juan spoke English and La Emboscada revealed themselves to be The Ordinary. It was thrilling I tell you, I mean for me it was thrilling we had everyone tricked into believing that La Emboscada existed, that only Maria spoke English, that they were worthless tag tam competitors, we had everyone believing they were real. It was a thrill to be Jorge, it was a bigger thrill to take off his mask and put on my own, the look on Bane Security’s faces when they realised what had just happened was priceless.

Lucy: But there reaction was predictable, sliding in to start a fight I mean.

XK: Can’t blame them though. Now something I don’t understand is why we are facing them one on one this week, are they scared they wont be able to beat use? Nah can’t be that they have done it before, is Jack Manson afraid for Orion and want at least on member of the security team next to him at all times? That is a possibility or my favourite is Jack staying true to his word? After all he banned The Ordinary from fighting Bane security for the titles… that would mean we can’t put the titles on the line for Bane Security due to a decree from the general manager himself, and you have to follow the bosses word..

Lucy: What about that night you and Onikage were kicked out of the arena? You two snuck back in and attacked Bleak and Rasage while they were in a match

XK: True… hmm well I have no idea what to do. Anyway no matter what the reason for the singles clashes between The Ordinary and Bane Security, it doesn’t change the fact that I have a match with a man who idolises me… Bleak

Lucy: How did that start?

XK: How did what start?

Lucy: Bleak idolising you?

XK: I don’t know why he does, I just know he does.

Lucy: When did you… oh yeah that four way title match when you started here.

XK: Yeah, man he talked a lot about me leading to that match.

Lucy: So did you.

XK: I can’t help it if I like talking about myself.

Lucy: Anyway, let’s get back to the present… or future or at least the recent.

XK: Ok, my prediction for the match, I will win. Well assuming I can preform to the same level Jorge did at Rebirth.

Lucy: He did, I mean, you did preform abnormally well.

XK: Sure did, I countered out of the Void.

Lucy: And almost on the match with the longest set up to a d.d.t. I have ever seen.

XK: Well I was trying to get him to tap out to the Argentine Back Breaker.

Lucy: Even from when you swung him to the Canadian Back Breaker it was still a long set up.

XK: But it did almost beat him.

Lucy: That it did.

XK: Pinning him after the Cat Kick would have been nice though, especially since I finally avoided that flashy kick he does.

Lucy: You don’t like it ‘cause you can’t do it.

XK: I can do it, I don’t like it because it is sizzle move, the Cat Kick now that is a steak move, all power, no show. Where as the ‘Finite’ Spinning heel kick

Lucy: ‘Infinity’ Spinning heel kick.

XK: Yeah that, that is a move for an insecure little man that wants people to see what he can do.

Lucy: After that dark match you had I wouldn’t be calling other people insecure, you went out there feeling insecure, tried to seriously hurt a fellow Australian and you lost.

XK: Let’s not bring that up. Anyway Slam! will be no different to Rebirth, if Bleak thinks for a second he can hang with me one on one, he has a shocking revelation coming his way. Look at the track record, before he teamed up with Dean, Bleak was nothing, he was my kicking bag. Dean if anything is the driving force behind Bane Security and although that might create a problem for Onikage for me it means I get another chance to knock Bleak for a loop, and another shirt I will oh him, because everyone that gets Cat Kicked gets my new ‘Before and After’ shirt, and Bleak is probably owed more then anyone. But hey he probably doesn’t remember how many he is owed.

Lucy: Hey do you realise this will be your first singles match since, since you tried to stop Bleak from screwing over Nightmare in that Texas Death Match.

XK: That long huh?

Lucy: You have no idea how long ago that was do you?

XK: not in days, weeks, or months, well not a number, I do know it was months ago though.

Lucy: So don’t you think being a tag team competitor for so long might have had an effect on the way you think… wait did I just say that, you and Onikage don’t even think as tag team, if it wasn’t for me getting you two to study the tapes and follow my plan we would have had to wait until a new team beat Bane Security and who knows how long that would have taken, after all seems everyone in F.I.W. is only out for personal glory leaving the tag team ranks almost bare.

XK: It isn’t that, on Slam! people were too scared to cross Manson and challenge Bane Security… And on TNT they know that they couldn’t deal with real Slam! talent, yeah, um apparently the roster on Throwdown didn’t see the match when Bane Security won the titles and then they obviously didn’t read the memo telling them Bane Security won. Otherwise I am sure they would have realised that they wouldn’t have to deal with real talent but Talentless Hacks! Of course now everyone will have to deal with the Ordinary. And after the way Rebirth went down and what will go down at Slam! I doubt anyone will want a piece of us… maybe we should let Bane Security beat us, you know encourage people to create teams, encourage people to challenge us, oh how we desire challenges.

Lucy: Haven’t you had enough of a challenges, you one the titles after a long loosing streak, really you should probably you know, slowly build up to challenges.

XK: I’d rather drown in the deep end then learn to swim all over again.

Lucy: Oh look at the time; well you need to hit the gym.

[Xtreme Kitten gets up and starts to undress before looking at the clock on the wall]

XK: It isn’t time for to start working out yet, besides, Onikage isn’t even here.

Lucy: Fine I just wanted to stop what was about to become a rant about challenges, and he is here, well not here, he is home, but it is in the building, you should go find him.

XK: But I hate it down there, I’m still not sure whether he got rid of that evil dog or has it hidden down there somewhere.

Lucy: O-kay. That’s it you and me are going to find Onikage and going to prove to you that Umbra isn’t evil.

[Kitten jumps back and points at Lucy]

XK: You liar you said he completed the check list, you said it. No way am I going down there now.

[Lucy stands up]

Lucy: Fine then I will bring them to you.

[Lucy then walks off and the camera zooms into Xtreme Kitten’s face the obvious displays fear, he starts look around and then looks at the camera]

XK: You hear that? It is the barking of that foul and dangerous beast… if she comes back tell her I am at the gym and that Umbra isn’t welcome to join him.

[Xtreme Kitten then runs out of the room looks both ways paranoid like and then runs off]

Camera Man: I didn’t hear a thing…

[The footage ends there]
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