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Ren-de(ja)vu with Robbo; ^cleverest thing I've done, ever!!
Topic Started: Feb 1 2005, 07:14 AM (54 Views)
FozzyMc
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The camera fades on inside the Ocker Locker, in its usual state of messiness. Fozzy on the couch with Robbo in his usual place, mic in hand.

Robbo - G'day, ladies and gentlemen, I'm Rob Gilchrist, and this week on Rendezvous with Robbo...logo flashes onto screen...

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...we've got Dual Crown champion...Rob pauses and Fozz holds up the DC titles for a second...Fozzy McQueen, on the couch...the Fozzmeister General, how are ya today?

Fozz nods - Good thanks, mate. Pretty good. It's a good day, I feel good, y'know?

Robbo - Yeah, I get what you mean.

Fozz - Yeah, cool...I don't reckon this is Rendezvous with Robbo though, we only do that in the ring.

Robbo - So what is it?

Fozz - Just...like...a promo. Interview. Thing.

Robbo - Ah...righto. But I...we got, like, the flashy logo. Thing.

Fozz
- Yeah, how good is it? Shoulda got it ages ago.

Robbo - But we didn't, so...can this be Rendezvous with Robbo? Cos its for Deja Vu. The Deja Vu Rendezvous with Robbo, special one, cos TNT's already been, and you don't wanna do a promo on the night.

Fozz - Ah yeah, I get ya. Yep, we'll do that. So, yeah...flash the logo thing again.

Robbo – Yeah… flame on! Robbo does the ‘you’re awesome!’ point as the logo flashes onto screen...

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Fozz - That's gonna look sweet. How do they do it?

Robbo - Do ya wanna do the promo?

Fozz - Ah…yeah. Yep, good idea. But I’ll take as long as I want, I can. I’m Dual Crown champion, after all.

Fozz then picks up the two titles again and holds them in the air…for a good…10 seconds…before putting them down again.

Fozz - …so…and that’s…

Robbo – Speaks for itself, dunnit?

Fozz – That’s what I reckon. Look.

Fozz holds them up again…clicks them together a couple times and lowers them.

Robbo – Point taken. So, Déjà Vu, you’ll be defendin’ the titles against Jim O’Brien.

Fozz nods – Yep. Usually I’d go on about stuff right about now. Like, I never got a bloody rematch when I lost the titles...and all I had to do was beat Whippet. Like that'd be hard.

Robbo - Wiggs was practically given the title cos of that.

Fozz - I reckon.

Fozz – But nah, cos Jim deserves a rematch. Not cos he’s been a great champion. He hasn’t. Bloody oath, it’s been hard to watch. And Jim’s just said he promised himself he’d be the greatest DC champ ever – good one! If that’s the idea, then what’s with squashin’ a jobber the very first night you’re champ? Ha…shockin’. Absolutely mental. I know it was a joke, and it was sorta funny, but from someone who’s just said he’d defend every week if he could, it’s bloody outrageous. Complainin’ that you gotta fight against me, Jim? Come OFF it, don’t be stupid. And yeah, it actually is my fault I’ve been rammed down your throat, cos somehow Maddy Lee realised I shoulda been the man with the straps on and she let that happen…at last.

Robbo – So you reckon Jim’s a hypocrite? You callin’ him that?

Fozz – Sorta, if you say you wanna be a fightin’ champ but make no effort to do so, that’s sorta hypocritical. But I don’t wanna do any name-callin’ this time, I just want this match to be awesome.

Fozzy holds up just the SoH title now.

Fozz – Spirit of Honour rules. You and me, Jim, we’re the last Spirit of Honour champs there ever was. I had some rippin’ matches with these rules, dunno if you did, only holdin’ it for one month, but I’d bet a few Yankee dollars that this match…is gonna be a bloody ripsnortin’ fair dinkum corker of a contest. Really. And sayin’ that is a compliment to you, that I reckon you’re capable…just forget gimmicks and games, mate…bring the real Jim O’Brien, the true blue, fair dinkum Jim O’Brien - that big as bugger from Cincinnati, Ohio.

Robbo – He is big.

Fozz – Oath, he is. But I rock somethin’ chronic.

Robbo – Yeah. True.

Fozz – So Jimbob, I’ll see you at Deja Voodoo, until then…Hells Bells are ringin’ for you, FOOO!!!

Fozz gives a comedic over-the-top evil laugh and the camera fades out…for good.
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