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'Gettin' Jiggy With It' in the 'Summertime'...; 'Just The Two Of Us', 'Men In Black'
Topic Started: Feb 3 2005, 08:30 PM (45 Views)
Glen
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*A hastily assembled warning flashes across the large screen, this is accompanied by a voice-over from that bloke who does all the voice-overs in movie trailers...*

[align=center]"The following promotional video for an FIW superstar is in no way endorsed or sanctioned by the estate of Mr W Smith. All the following footage and sound is used without licence or permission, so if you could keep this to yourselves, that would be great... Thanks."

FIW Management
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*The text soon vanishes as the video plays, it soon becomes obvious that this isn't infact a Will Smith appreciation night, but Brighty ripping off yet another famous character. That being Will Smith in 'Fresh Prince of Bel-Air' played by... err... Will Smith. It is also obvious that Brighty has voiced over cetain parts of the song despite the new lyrics neither fitting nor rhyming with the originals to fit with his portrayal of himself in the past, present and future*

Now this is the story all about how
My life got flipped, turned upside down


Images of Brighty flash across the screen, mainly of his victorious time on Slam! these are soon greyed out and replaced with empty rings and TNT cards missing his name

And I’d like to take a minute just sit right there
I’ll tell you how I became the prince of a title called Ultimate Endurance


Brighty is shown standing in the empty arena with a cardboard knock-up of what he thinks the title will look like

In west Colchester born and raised
On the playground where I spent most of my days


A cubby little child is shown laughing and playing, on his own, until the metal rung of the swing snaps sending the boy crashing to the dirt

Chilling out, maxing, relaxing all cool
And all shooting some football outside of the school


Fast-forward a few years to see a group of boys kicking a large round object, Brighty

When a couple of guys said I was up to no good
Started making trouble in my neighbourhood


A group of people move in on Brighty's stash of chicken, needless to say he flattens them

I got in one little fight and me mum got proud
And said you’re moving with your auntie and uncle in London


A mock up of an old women, resembling Brighty's mum Sheila, hugs and kisses her fat, smelly, hairy 35 year old son... who still lives at home

I begged and pleaded with her the other day
But she packed my suitcase and sent me on my way


Brighty is sent off to make his fortune as a pro wrestler, in the loosest sence of the word

She gave me a kissin’ and she gave me my ticket
I put my walkman on and said I might aswell kick it


Present day and Maddy Lee hands Brighty a plane ticket to Philly. He moves in for the peck but gets a slap in return

First class, yo this is bad,
Drinking chicken fat outta bucket


On the plane, surrounded by random other TNT stars, Brighty is gobbling down more chicken

Is this what the people of Philly livin’ like,
Hmm... this might be alright!


Brighty lands and sees a 24-hour KFC opposite his hotel, things are looking up for our hero on this trip

I whistled for a moped and when it came near the
Licensplate said KFC 1 and had a chicken in the mirror


Hypothetical future now. Not content with a limo to the arena, Brighty hails a passing KFC delivery boy and hitches a ride, VEEEEEERY slowly they pull away

If anything I could say that this moped was rare
But I thought now forget it, yo home to bel-air


Ignoring Brighty's choice of destination the moped makes it steady way to the stadium

I pulled up to a stadium about seven or eight
And I yelled to the moped yo, home smell you later


Brighty hops from the back of the 'ped (the energy released by the coiled suspension spring flips the bike completly over when he gets off) and strolls toward the entrance

Looked at my kingdom I was finally there
To settle my throne as the prince of bel-air


After the match, Brighty is sitting on his throne (or toilet if you are from no-where near London) with cardboard title in hand, well half of it, the rest has been... err... used...

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