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| Tweet Topic Started: Apr 2 2005, 09:43 AM (45 Views) | |
| Minister Wighty | Apr 2 2005, 09:43 AM Post #1 |
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So, we’re on a plane, right? Left side, three seats, all in one row; Bill in the aisle, Sam in the middle, and Tier at the window. No one’s really sure why Tier gets the window seat. You’d think Sam would yak for hours on how she LOVES sitting at the window seat and thinks it’s so cool to look down at the cities and all the little people and she really really really really wants to sit there if no one minds, but apparently not. Maybe it’s ‘cuz they flew from New York to England, which doesn’t have much city in-between. Mostly water. Tier seems to be enjoying it. Maybe he can see deep-sea creatures with his super-vision. Tier’s a superhero, y’know. The skirt is actually a cape. Yup. So anyway, plane. Bill’s playin’ some games on his shiny silver Game Boy Advance, probably PokeMon again. Sam’s in the middle, arms crossed over her boobies, looking from the bored Tier to the decidedly boring Bill. Sam sighs. She looks to them both again, but neither seems to be paying attention, Bill off in PokeLand and Tier having a staring contest with Cthulhu. She sighs again, louder, more pronounced, enough that she kinda bounces in her seat on the inhale. Almost eerily, both men slide their eyes toward her, roll them, then turn, a questioning look on both of their faces. Sam: Are either of you bored? Tier: I suppose. Bill finds himself saved from having to put down his game and turns back to it. Sam: Good. I was worried I’d have to entertain myself. Tier: Didn’t you bring a big “backpack o’ fun” just for that purpose? Sam: Except for the coloring, all that stuff is two-people games. Tier sighs, but not out of inconvenience; because he has to move. He resituates himself in his seat so that he’s facing Sam with most of his body, leaning against the window. Cthulhu now has an excellent view of the ADIDAS logo on Tier’s windbreaker. Sam excitedly tears her backpack from under her chair and dives into it. Sam: What do you want to play? Tier: I don’t really care, to be honest. Bill snickers softly, but with Sam’s head in the backpack she can’t hear it. Sam: Well, I have chess and checkers and backgammon, and I brought a deck of cards… but I only really know how to play Slapjack… Sam looks up at Tier’s meat hooks and decides that Slapjack would be a bad idea. Tier has no idea what Slapjack is, so he doesn’t say anything. Tier: Um… chess. Or checkers. Sam fishes out a little magnetic chess board, sets it all up, then looks from the pieces to Tier. Sam: Do you want to be white or black? Tier: Do you play with that stupid rule where one color always goes first? Sam: Noo… Tier: Then black. Sam turns the board so black faces him. Sam: OK then. Who goes first? Tier: You do. Your game. Sam: OK. They begin playing chess. I’m not really gonna explain that particular battle of wills, so we’ll say the cameraman switches off a bit for a nap. When we finally do come back, Bill has reclined his seat into the knees of the lone child behind him, a smug smirk on his lips. Damn, too bad we missed that. Bet it was interesting. He’s still playing his Game Boy, and Tier moves his Queen and takes a rook off the board. Tier: Checkmate. Sam: Daaaaamn. Tier: I probably should’ve told you I’m fairly good at chess. Sam: Well, I suck anyhow. Tier: As is exhibited by your three straight losses. Sam: I didn’t know you could win in three turns… Tier: Learn something new every day. Sam sighs and dumps the board back into her bag, then thrusts a coloring book into Tier’s hands. He raises an eyebrow and politely hands it back. Tier: I’ll just go back to staring out the window, thanks. He turns back and puts his chin on his fist, gazing out at the clouds. Sam sighs, loudly, again. She puts her coloring book back and looks at Bill. It’s now his turn to sigh. BK: So… you’ve got a match. I’ve got a match. Fightin’ Lobo. Gonna beat him. Sam nods, then looks at her band-aided hands. Sam: Eh. Samael. BK: Yeah. Same ‘ol same ‘ol. Take it you’re not worried about it? Sam: Not really. I mean, I’ve faced him before. It wasn’t really a big deal then… so, why would it be a big deal now? BK: Who knows? Still, don’t let your confidence get the best of ya. I’d hate to see you on your back in the middle of that ring. Sam: I’m glad you finished that with “in the middle of the ring”. Bill chuckles. Sam: I’m not really overconfident, I just have a really good idea about what I’m going up against. BK: You and me both, babe. It’s been a loooong time since Lobo and I have tangled solo, and we’re in a helluva different environment, but all my training… mental and physical… it ain’t goin’ to waste. Lobo’s gonna have both of those bean-eatin’ hands full of Kuriyama Kickass. Sam: *chuckles* I like that. Kuriyama Kickass. BK: Yeah, gotta keep makin’ new catchphrases. Keeps the people happy. Sam: Maybe I need to get a catchphrase? BK: Yeah. Like, “the witch is back” or… “who needs magic?” or… “I’ll make you a pain and kickass Sam-mich.” You get that? Sam-mich? Like sammich, but with your name. Sam. Sam: *laughs* That was cute! Well, I AM the witch-bitch, thanks to you. Sam flashes that cheesy grin in her profile pic… if it’s not there already it will be soon. BK: Hey, I toldja I was sorry about that. Sam: I’m not holdin’ it against you. I’m just… sayin’. Just like you could, y’know, hold me pulling your short hairs against me. BK: Yeah, well. Sam: Why did you keep those hairs, anyhow? BK: I didn’t, actually. I burnt ‘em. But I wanted ‘em back so… y’know. Nothin’ bad happened to me. Sam makes a concerned face. Sam: Were you worried something was gonna happen to you when I burnt them? Y’know, with the doll? BK: No, seein’ as how I burnt ‘em months ago. Sam: Ahhhhhhhh. The conversation’s pretty much over, and she looks around, then the proverbial lightbulb goes off over her head. Sam: Tier! Are you gonna stick around after the pay-per-view? Tier breaks himself from his second staring contest, cursing another loss to the great dreaming Elder God. Tier: Probably. Sam: Well, but if Bill wins what are you gonna do? … When! When Bill wins. Tier: What exactly should I do? I need a reason to be here? Sam: No… but I just… don’t see why you’d hang around if you weren’t… doing anything. I’m not trying to get rid of you, I like having you around! Tier: *smiles soflty* I have, to borrow a phrase from Bill, unfinished business. Sam: *makes a thinky face* … Revoluution? Tier shakes his head and shrugs. Sam: Swytch! Tier: Among other things, yes. Sam nods and hums, then decides to be nosy. Sam: Other things? Tier: Yes. Other things. Sam: That means you’re not going to tell me what the other things are, right? Tier: On the nose. Sam sighs, then we’re treated to a loud— BK: FUCK! Pretty much everyone on the plane turns to look at him as he bolts upright in his seat. He looks around and shrugs. BK: My battery died! Nothin’. No remorse. What mean first-class passengers. BK: I… I JUST caught Kyogre with an Ultra ball! The kid behind him pats Bill on the shoulder. Kid: I feel your pain. Bill hangs his head and sighs, and Sam hands him a coloring book. Bill looks at it, her hopeful face, then back at the book, and decides it is indeed time to color a picture of Mickey Mouse dressed as Santa Claus. |
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