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| Backstage with Jeff Noon...; and the Extreme Chaos Champion! | |
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| Tweet Topic Started: Apr 6 2005, 01:10 AM (38 Views) | |
| Jason | Apr 6 2005, 01:10 AM Post #1 |
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As the scene fades into play, Jeff Noon is seen walking down the halls of the Millennium Dome. Walking past door after door after door finally he comes across the door of Slam! Superstar and Extreme Chaos Champion...Evan McKinley! Just as Jeff raises his hand to knock on the door, it suddenly opens and out walks Evan with his title draped over his shoulder like usual. With a look of frustration on his face, he hesitantly begins to talk to Noon. Evan: Hey Jeff, what do you want? Jeff: Oh nothin really, just looking to get in an interview. Evan: Fuck this is the second interview I've done since I got here. But I guess I can do one. Evan notices something out of the bottom of his eye and immediately gets a +strange look in his eye. Evan: Umm Jeff, why is your zipper down? Jeff: Oh I must have forgot to zip back up after I was in the bathroom. Evan: Riiiiight...well hurry up and start this shit, I don't have all day ya know! Jeff's face almost instantly becomes bright red as he zips up his zipper before bringing the microphone back to his mouth to speak with Evan. Jeff: Seeing as how you're the longest reigning Extreme Chaos Champion is Slam! History, how do you feel about going into Anarchy in the UK going up against one of your fellow teammates for the title? Evan: How do you think I feel? I feel great, going against my own teammate is just another piece of security to ensure I keep the title around my waste and that's exactly what's going to happen! Jeff: Although if Dean doesn't show up on time, I'm sure Jack or Phil will appoint a new number one contender for you to defend you're title against. What is going to happen then? Evan: Who could they possibly put me up against that I haven't already beat. There's noone on Slam! that are in the running's for my belt that I can't beat, and that's why I am still the Extreme Chaos Champion! Evan appears overly cocky as he answers Noon's questions, but seems almost annoyed with them at the same time. Noon though continues his slew of questions as Evan leans up against the wall while taking the belt from his shoulder and resting it in his hands. Jeff: So if you feel so confident that you can beat anyone to retain that belt, why do you have to have Dean face you? Evan: Look I don't need some gay ass licking interviewer questioning my game plan, why don't you go call your gay lover back and talk about tossing salads some more. We all heard you in Manson's office! Jeff quickly turns around as his face grows increasingly red once again, as Jeff walks away Evan turns around and proceeds to walk the opposite way as the camera fades and cuts to black. |
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