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If rants were fishes; [Catherine]
Topic Started: Feb 26 2015, 10:46 AM (20 Views)
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Catherine in...the kitchen! Hey, she has to spice the rants up some how.

Catherine: So...it's gotten to the fucking point that it's clear one of two things is going down. Or really, has already been set in motion by people other than myself. One; James has pussied out of my challenge and therefore I'm just being beaten down. Two: The match has been fucking signed and this is all pretty much James throwing a fucking tantrum about things and is just trying to weaken me up. My hope? Well, obviously it's for the fucking latter. I really do sincerely hope that James has the fucking balls to actually go ahead with signing a match between us. If not him then fucking someone else. Maybe Suzanne. I mean she's here. Yay.

Catherine rolls her eyes at that.

Catherine: Waste my fucking time...and for what? A fucking bitch that isn't even competing? Am I to fucking count that as yet another fucking newbie gone because of me? More present, am I to fucking get down on my hands and knees and lick your fucking asshole for what you did during my match? I could've given a rats fucking ass about how my match with Douglas went down. The only thing that fucking pissed me off more than your appearance...was Roy coming down and picking off the fucking pieces. Roy, I know you're fucking confused right now, being a fucking idiot and all, but you do not touch what I have done. Alright? You don't touch my fucking stuff!

Catherine versus Roy! Fuck...shouldn't have brought that up. Now I got that to look forward to. But whatever...this whole thing is fucked anyway. Because now what have I got? Two guys and one fucking chick staring down at me. You know...I thought a Reich was supposed to be...a fucking Reich. Not a couple of pansy ass bitches who are only on the fucking card because the actual fucking Reich above you guys fucking said so. You're the fucking extras in this case. I wish there was fucking more I could say about you...but I can't! I'm not fucking Summer who has the ability to check in deep to find something to talk about when it comes to someone she doesn't even fucking know. Yeah, I'm still talking about you, Bloodbath,. Kim, you want to know why Summer deserves the fucking shot? Because she deserves the right to have Bloodbath say her fucking name in regards to a UIC match! And you should have the right to look like a competent fucking agent here. Everyone has the fucking right to something here.

Except Ethan. Yeah, bring him back after a fucking drug scandal and put him right back up there. Sell the match between Bloodbath and Ethan. That's gonna be a fucking fun match, right? Neo and Death, there's another winner, right? Yay. I can hear the fans already clamouring at the arena to get in for those ones.


Catherine buries her face into her hands.

Catherine: Oh my fucking god this place is becoming such a fucking mess. Worthless champions, idiot agents, and management that just wants to continuously fuck things up. “No, no, no. This week is going to be worse. No, no, next week.” Like a fucking game of pin the tail of the donkey and everyone up there has their fucking blindfolds on. Even the ones not fucking playing! But whatever, just...bring on the match.

Catherine sighs as the scene closes out.
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