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Time Crisis!; It's a pretty fun arcade game
Topic Started: Mar 1 2015, 01:25 AM (19 Views)
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We open up backstage at the Smoothie King Center where Toby Bostock is guarding the entrance for any last minute interviews he can grab... and what luck Max Rowley has just entered the building wheeling a travel suitcase behind him.

Toby Bostock: "Hey Max."

Max stops and looks at Toby.

Toby Bostock: "Uh... "

Max appears to be waiting for something.

Toby Bostock: "what?"

Max makes a more gesture with his hand. Toby sighs.

Toby Bostock: "Hey, The Guru of Grandeur, the boss of badd assery, the perfecter of the piledriver and master of 1002 arm drags, "The Main Event" Maxime Rowley."

Hijo: "that's more like it. What can I do you for, Tobias."

Toby Bostock: "I was hoping I could get a few words from you on your match tonight."

Hijo: "Defenestrate, butyraceous, callipygian, pickwickian... any of these words doing anything for you Tobster?"

Toby Bostock: "uh... no..."

Hijo: "how about marinate?"

Toby Bostock: "You know damned well what I meant."

Hijo: "You asked for words, I gave you words."

Toby Bostock: "I meant words specifically about your match tonight."

Hijo: "It could be butyraceous... it hasn't happened yet and you don't even know what it means. Also I'm in the match so it's pretty blatant calliphygian... you're welcome viewers."

Max winks at the camera

Toby Bostock: "Stop being weird."

Hijo: "I'm not being weird I'm trying to have a civilized discussion about the proportionality of my buttocks and you're just not participating."

Toby Bostock: "So... Mungrel."

Hijo: "I don't know about the proportionaltiy of h-"

Toby Bostock: "I'M NOT TRYING TO TALK ABOUT HIS ASS!"

Hijo: "Then why would you bring him up in the middle of this discussion?"

Tobias sighs.

Hijo: "Fine... you want to talk about this match let's talk... it's clear Mungrel is going back to ducking me because he knows he can't beat me in a one on one environment without cheating. I mean I had him beat months ago... and just last week he tried to take the cowards way out of our match."

Toby Bostock: "Huh?"

Hijo: "Don't act like you didn't notice him try to get himself purposely counted out... why else would he leave the ring in the middle of our match?! "

Toby Bostock: "beca-"

Hijo: "Exactly... I of course tried to stop him and get him back in the ring... because NOBODY wanted to see the match end via count out... and I would never deprive the little insignificant people of the planet their opportunity to see a bonafide main event star in action. "

Toby Bostock: "yes, you're quite generous..."

Toby rolls his eyes.

Hijo: "I KNOW!"

Max shakes his head.

Hijo: "it's a damned shame that his stalling tactics worked and he managed to slip away without facing the music... but the next time I get him in the ring one on one... and it will happen eventually... he is going to have to come to grips with what the entire world already knows."

Toby Bostock: "So what about your tag partner... Last week he was scheduled to take part in a tag match and didn't show up... and Rurik your other opponent wasn't around either due to mysterious circumstances."

Hijo: "So? If Rurik and my tag partner go off and mysteriously be mysterious somewhere else... the way I see it the time table get's moved up... and Mungrel goes down waaaaaaaaaaay earlier than expected. "

Toby Bostock: "What if Rurik shows up but your tag partner doesn't."

Hijo: "Then I'll do what I used to do on a daily basis and take down 2 top quality opponents ON MY LONESOME... because I am the best professional wrestler on the planet in case you haven't heard."

Toby Bostock: "Yes, I have heard someone say that a few times..."

Hijo: "He is a man of great conviction and intelligence no doubt."

Toby Bostock: "Yeah, that's probably it."

Hijo: "Now if you will excuse me I have to finish getting ready for tonight."

Toby Bostock: "No problem... thank you for your time."

Max nods at Toby and walks off frame.



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