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Drunk Dialing After Midnight; Mark Cannon
Topic Started: Mar 28 2015, 11:44 PM (19 Views)
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The following are the transcripts of Mark Cannon's voicemails made when he was drunk as hell on March 28th, 2015.

1:00am - The Call to Cody

"You're a joke, ya know that Cody? and from I gathered from kicking you in the balls, not very well endowed either. How you're getting crazy Helena's basement wet I'll never figure out. Buuuuuut at least we settled something in that ring. That poor Johnny traded down, when he tried to replace me with yooooouuuu. Don't take it personal. Johnny's not very strong. He needs people to lean on. So it's only natural he'd need a rebound after me. It's a shame he couldn't find someone a who wasn't a total waste of space. I mean come on kid. Look at you. You're a human participation trophy. Johnny looked at you, saw an easy target and made you his bitch. Beccaaaause he knew he could never pull that shit with me. The-the-the point I'm trying make Cody is that....you're....dumb."

1:13am - The call to Lucas

"Luuuuucaaaas. I can't believe I'm calling you on a landline. Who still has one of these? Do you have this thing next to a pager and pile of VHS tapes? Get it together dude. Anyway, you're probs wondering whhhyyyy I'm calling...I dunno. You smell funny. OH NOW I REMEMBER! I heard what you said about me, that you think I'm so horrible bully who deserves to be MURDERED. Well that just seems harsh, man. If anyone should get what I'm doing, it'd be you. I mean you came back the from the fucking dead. You touched god, you should know why I did what I did. Instead you keep on talking to Johnny, like he's worth your time. He's a pus bucket. A distraction. Next time you see him just pop his little head like he deserves. He doesn't care about anyone but himself so...I guess the point I'm making is that....you're.....dumb."

1:35am - The call to Sakura

"You're......dumb."


1:56am - The call from Raine

"Hey Mark. Just got the message. I didn't know there were that many ways to call me a twat, so I congratulate you on your ingenuity. Anyway. You....you don't sound good. More "not good" than usual. I'm not gonna give you another speech about how I miss the old you or how you're destroying your life because that obviously doesn't work. Instead....I'm gonna tell you that I'm happy, Mark. I finally found something makes me happy. Did you see my match last week? I won! I actually won. And it hurt. And it sucked. And I was sore for days but it was all worth it for the thrill of winning. I can see why you love it so much...and I can't imagine you love what you're doing to the sport now. But...if we never talk again I just wanted you to know....I don't need you to be happy. I'm starting a new life that doesn't require you to be in the picture....but it sure wouldn't hurt. Bye, Mark."

2:34am - The call to Johnny

"Why couldn't you just shut up? That's all you had to do. Just take your loss at the scramble like a man and shut up. Let me live and let me go. But you won't. You couldn't just leave me alone....I have this dream, Johnny. This beautiful dream I wanna tell you about. Where I win the FSC back and you're by my side, smiling, supporting me. And the crowd is cheering like they used to. And I finally go up into the sky like the god I'm meant to be. But can't do that, because of you, Johnny. Because you've poisoned everyone against me. When I look at you, I see the biggest mistake I ever made. I should've never let you walk out of that ring. I should've broken every bone in your body before that belt from you. It's not a mistake I'll make again. Make peace with your gods, Johnny. You'll be seeing them soon."

2:55am - The Call back to Raine

"...."


3:18am - The Call to Brittany

"Brittany...Brittany. I'm so....I'm so tired."

A long pause. Static.

"I don't wanna be the bad guy anymore. Don't tell anyone."

Click.

End.
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