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Fore!; Sakura, Raine & Brittany
Topic Started: Mar 29 2015, 01:41 AM (26 Views)
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We open on a... golf course? This is correct. It is a mini golf course and its quite the imagery. Crazy looking trees, overgrown toadstools, gigantic caterpillars, tiny little spooky houses are all the play-through designs. Basically it's a psychotic looking Alice in Wonderland. So it's no wonder that Brittany and Raine aren't sure what to make of it when they arrive separately but at the same time.

Brittany eyes the course with trepidation that has nothing to do with fear of its difficulty and everything to do with never having played mini golf in her life. She doesn't even know if she's dressed appropriately in her jeans and tank top. It seemed like appropriate golfing gear until she saw the course. Of course it contrasts greatly with Raine's business suit. Because "always a suit".

Brittany: "So, I guess this is it."

Brittany doesn't sound terribly sure but it has to be it, right?

Brittany: "I guess Sakura will be here soon?"

Of course she doesn't sound sure of that. How could she know where Sakura is if she isn't with her.

Brittany: "Well, I'm glad we have a moment together to talk because I really wanted to say thank you for coming down last week to help with Johnny and Mark. I mean, I know for you it's about looking out for Mark but I don't like seeing Johnny in situations like that so thank you for helping to try and put a stop to it."

Raine: Yeah...I never thought I'd have to do something like that. "Save" someone from Mark. I guess I've spent most of my life saving HIM, I never thought...but anyway. I think Johnny will put him in his place and thank god.

Brittany doesn't have anything in particular to say about that, but her silence speaks volumes in this instance. Raine looks down at the club in her hand and the multi-colored golf balls.

Raine: Sooo....am I meant to get this IN the windmill? This is this supposed to be relaxing? Can I punch something? Ever since my match with Jade, I've just wanted to punch something....ANYWAY. Umm. Where's Sakura?

Brittany: "I guess she's running late?"

Brittany gives a glance around, assuming to see Sakura rushing up to them all pink and cute and talkative, but no go.

Brittany: "But it's good you want to punch something... I think? I mean, we do have a match coming up and punching is a good thing. Hey, I'll let you punch Terri."

I think that's meant to be a joke, but Brittany gets a little excited to offer it.

Sakura The queue forms behind me.

Brittany: "Nothing!"

Brittany startles at the sudden realization that they're not alone. She even denies something that they weren't even accused of. Then she realizes this.

Brittany: "Wait, what?"

Sakura stops still for a moment, she thinks that one of the staff, some gormless part-timer has clocked her; this is important because their are quite clearly signs to the effect of "Keep Off The Scenery!" and Sakura herself is affecting a thoughtful pose on a toadstool. The temp in question sees nothing amiss. The fact is, Sakura has just the outfit to fit in. She looks like the Good Witch of the North's little sister, right down to the long pink and green stripey socks.

Brittany: "Sakura? I suddenly feel under dressed."

Sakura I know, right?

Huh? Guess she must mean Raine's suit.

Sakura Ready for some Crazy Golf?

Sak's ready: she can do keep-ups with the putter.

Raine: Okay, let's get this over with. If I envision the ball as Terri's head this'll probably be easier.

She put down the ball and whacks it as hard as possible.

It bounces off the windmill into a nearby pond.

Raine: Did I win?

Brittany considers it for a moment, looks mildly impressed (why, I don't know), and gives a nod.

Brittany: "Not even in the slightest. But, points for giving me the visual that it's Terri's head. Are we supposed to be trash talking Helena and Jade? Because I don't really have a whole lot to say about either one of them. Except, I can see why Jade has trouble making friends. You know, being a major B to me even though I've never said even two words to her."

Brittany rolls her eyes and shakes her head before setting up her ball and giving it a whack. It's deflected by the windmill and Brittany gives it the evil eye.

Raine hobbles over to the pond and pokes at it with her club. She walks over to a man eating an ice cream cone and takes his ball.

He goes to grab it back but she levels him with a look.

Raine: Your ball is in the pond.

The man is taken back by her icy tone. And goes to fetch the ball in the pond.

Raine: That's the nice thing about Jade, Brittany. You don't need to trash talk her to make her look bad, she does that fine all by herself. Sakura. I think it's your turn.

Sakura Yep.

Sakura drops her ball, lets it roll down off her foot and steps on it before it can get away from her. Uh oh, someone's played this game before. A measured tap sends it on its way, dodging the sails of the windmill. The ball skirts the hole, and Sakura is disappointed that it doesn't drop in.

Sakura Aww, maaan.

Raine: Ohhh that's how this works....

Brittany is eyeing Sakura and she doesn't look as impressed as Raine does.

Brittany: "I think we're being set up."

Sakura I'm just gonna...

She points. She means she's going to skip round the windmill and tap it in now, get her ball out of the way.

Anyway.

Raine: Do any of you know anything about Helena? All I know is that she's unstable and wants to mount Cody's McGinnis. Has she even wrestled here before?

Brittany: "Uh, yeah. She definitely wants to mount Cody's... McGinnis."

Brittany can't help but giggle at that. Great wording on Raine's part. Even Sakura sort of gets it, and sort of smiles.

Brittany: "She's not making that coy at all. Also, she's a raging B. I know this because she has wrestled here before. She had a match here against Sakura that Terri interrupted by sticking her nose into it. When I tried to get Terri out of the equation, Helena decided to attack me for... some reason that I can't even being to figure out. I'm feeling awfully victimized here by two women that I don't know the first thing about and have made no effort to learn the first thing about me before attacking me. One physically and one verbally. I mean, seriously! What the heck?"

Yep. Brittany's feathers have been ruffled.

Sakura No sense getting wound up, ya know?

The Fairy Princess resists the urge to do something fancy, and just taps her ball down; fishes it out, and starts doing keep-ups again as she looks for a comfy spot.

Sakura Jade as been trying to write me off as some kinda loon since she got here. We just gotta stay calm, stay beautiful and kick 'em in the teeth.

At the last word, her pink golf ball clips the corner of her clubs, and rolls off. Very hard to tell whether her frustrated emphasis on 'teeth' caused her to miss, or it was the miss that caused the frustration.

Raine hits her ball and is denied again by the windmill, frustrated, she grabs the windmill to stop it from spinning and throws her ball through.

Raine: Look I got it in.

She tries to smile again the girls. It looks a little horrifying., and Sakura really doesn't have the heart right now to tell her that she's still got to get it into the hole on the green past the windmill.

Raine: I have to say...I'm really happy to be making my PPV debut with you girls. I never realized the rush, the high that comes with wrestling. I mean no wonder Mark...But no. The best revenge is going to be to win. And we will.

Brittany looks to empathize with where Raine started to go with Mark but couldn't bring herself. She follows Raine's lead and let's the subject go unmentioned.

Brittany: "I hope we can win. I mean, I think we have a really good chance. Sakura, you're awesome in the ring. And Raine, I think you've got a lot people haven't seen yet and there's no better time to catch people by surprise than on such a huge stage.

Sakura Yeah, the atmosphere is a little different. Even if you think you're doing the same stuff with the same people; the air just uh, tastes kinda strange. That make sense?

Brittany lines up her ball and gives it another whack with her club, succeeding in getting it through the windmill by some miracle. She grins big.

Brittany: "Ooh! Awesome! Anyway, yeah. I think we have a good chance of working well as a team. I mean, clearly we're already better at it than our opponents."

From down on the green [only a few yards away,] Sakura clears her throat.

Sakura The windmill's the easy part, ya know? I mean, looks easy enough, but here's where you're going to mess it up.

Brittany shares a glance with Raine with that warning hanging in the air.

Brittany: "Different atmosphere."

She calls back to Sakura's recent words but she seems to be referring to the green rather than the PPV. Or maybe not. Who knows?

They look over to Raine who is banging her golf club against the Windmill.

Raine: WHAT IS YOUR PURPOSE!?

She looks back at Sak and Brittany. Even Sakura can tell when a question is rhetorical;.

Raine: I may not be cut out for the minigolf life...Can't we just go somewhere fun like a symposium or a frog lake? Or you could help me throw away Mark's enema bucket. It's still in the closet.

Brittany looks from Raine to Sakura and then back to Raine. I don't honestly know which one scares the blonde more: Mark's enema bucket or a symposium.

Brittany: "Um... or we could go to the mall?"

That idea sounds far more exciting to Brittany, obviously; although Sakura doesn't buy many of her clothes from any malls.

Brittany: "Or, you know, we could do something like get ready for the match on Monday. I mean, I know we discussed that we are probably going to function better as a team than they are, but still. I'd kind of really sort of hate to lose this one. The last thing I need is to listen to Terri drone on some more. Her voice kind of..."

Kind of causes Brittany to shudder. She shakes off the nails on a chalkboard reaction and does her best to brighten up.

Brittany: "Hey Sakura. You should totally kick her in the head again. That would be awesome."

Sakura That's the plan, 'though I'm not gonna be too picky about it, ya know?

Guess not, that sentence isn't particularly clear.

Sakura If I get the chance, I'll kick any of them upside the head. Terri, yeah. She's a horrid person. Just the worst. Who actually says "I'm more evil than you?" Out loud? Jeez.

Terri Golde, obviously. Doesn't stop Sakura shaking her head.

Sakura But I gotta be honest, Jade trying to brush me off as crazy is starting to bug me. I mean, yeah, maybe I'm a little different than anything she's used to. Guess I kinda ask for it, but getting a little bit of credit would be nice.

The turns to Brittany.

Sakura You know what I mean, right? Like, how many times do you get called "barbie" in an average week?

Probably a lot; if you factor in twitter and such. It's certainly enough times that Brittany feels she can convey her answer with a look, a shrug, and a nod. So, yeah, a lot.

Sakura Ahh, mou. I'm in the wrong business if I'm gonna get wound up by people saying mean things.

Brittany: "But you have to factor in that Jade is a liar. I mean, how long did we put up with those videos of her and her ex-husband being all lovey dovey with each other to - boom! Next day they're divorced and he was a horrible person? So, I mean, either she's lying about him now or she was lying about him then. Either way - liar."

Jade's now ex-husband didn't create a particularly good impression on Sakura. She makes a little face, but shrugs it off.

Sakura Stuff like that, I dunno. None of my business. We ain't all the Bad Girls, our whole lives on display for everyone to gawp at, ya know?

After all, there are aspects of Sakura's life that she prefers to keep private.

Brittany: "No, but if you're going to put it out there then expect people to call you on your shtuff."

Yes. Shtuff.

Sakura Probably just me, but I got a weird feeling about this show. Like there's something really bad gonna happen; but I don't quite know what. I feel like we're better than them, like we should win, but there's something lurking out there.

Sakura succeeds in worrying Brittany. She tries to figure out what Sakura is sensing but Brittany has no powers of any planets.

Raine: The only thing lurking out there is a plastic alligator and a guy in a trenchcoat who won't stop staring at us.

She points. He's pretty creepy.

Raine: I'll go to the mall if you want. I'm always down to pick out another suit.

Brittany: "Oh, thank God!"

She collects her ball with a grin and looks ready to lead the way to the closest mall they can find.

Brittany: "And maybe when we're there, if we find something other than a suit, that might be cute too!"

Translation: Pant suits suck. Brittany would, of course, never say this. But she has TONS of ideas of outfits that would look great on Raine and she intends to make her try on every single one of them... probably to some 80s music and pretend its a montage. Of course, I have my doubts it'll go as she plans.

Brittany: "Come on, Sakura! This will mostly definitely not be bad!"
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