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Rowley Ramblings - Not late night!
Topic Started: Mar 29 2015, 03:46 AM (15 Views)
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The scene opens with Max Rowley who is sporting the Brand New for 2015 Max Rowley T-shirt available now from FIWshop for only $19.94 a 300 hundred dollar value!1. He appears to be in his news studio but lack of flashy intro leads you to believe that the Main Event Experience is still on hiatus, much to the dismay of children everywhere

Hijo: "Good evening everyone... as you undoubtedly have heard from wrestlers not nearly as good as the man scientifically proven to be the best professional wrestler on the planet... it's almost time for a "Legend to Rise"... which also means that the Panopticon looms like some metaphorical beast or demon beast... or whatever cliche you wish to you use at this place and time."

See that's why Max is the best he gives all of you options!

Hijo: "Now I may not be some big city lawyer like Rurik Krychek... but I can safely state that Rurik Krychek's entire law career is a fraud based on nothing but lies slander and hearsay. "

Max points at himself.

Hijo: "Despite his postulating I have no fear of the Panopticon itself... maybe everyone is right about me and I'm just too foolish to..."

Max thinks for a moment.

Hijo: "Nah it's not that... it's the fact that in my entire career in FIW... I have been told time and time... and TIME again that this week is the week that Max Rowley is going to be beaten to a pulp and left to lie in the ring never to be seen again... and each and every single god damned week win or lose... I pulled myself back to my feet and walked out on my own power... only to walk back in the next week ready to fight again, with absolutely no exceptions."

Max stares at the camera

Hijo: "The Panopticon is big and I'm sure some think it's a chamber of horrors or a Playground of the damned or the Playpen of the Accursed... or whatever other Noun of Evil-sounding-person statement you want to make."

Max wipes his hair back and lets you think of your own specialty name!

Hijo: "and I'm sure Rurik is confident that he'll win... because let's face it when has Rurik done anything without confidence? I mean he was confident he was going to win the Lady Luck Tournament... he was confident that his Grand Prix Championship assured his Dual Crown Win... he was confident that docking Neo Carner's pay constantly would be hilarious... alright maybe that one he was right to be confident about... but how did those other two work out for you Rurik?"

Max doesn't wait for a response from Rurik... since well he's not there.

Hijo: "I'm also sure that the thought that I will win at Rise of Legend is going through the mind of every single competitor in every single match on the card... but the unfortunately for them there is a single solitary rule of the world that for every winner there has to be at least 1 loser. "

Max stares at the camera.

Hijo: "So I'm not going to take the easy route about how I am going to win because how coldly logical I am, how big and Swampy I am, how much I enjoy walking and the word f***, how much fun I'm going to have by backflipping off of things, or even go with the easy route and just say that I'm going to win because I'm the best wrestler alive..."

Max pauses for a moment.

Hijo: "Granted partially because I don't need to say it... it's been proven TIME and TIME again... BUT the bigger reason is because it doesn't matter what I or any of the other people in the match say here and now... because to quote a famous man... "everyone's got a plan until you get punched in the mouth". "

Max wipes his nose.

Hijo: "So matter what you say or think you're going to do... you better think twice because there are 5 other people that solve all of their problems with violence... your plans are going to fall to pieces pretty damned quick. "

Max smirks at the camera.

Hijo: "Which is why I don't plan... I learn."

Max clicks his tongue

Hijo: "I train, I watch old tapes, and I study my opponents and NEVER... underestimate their capabilities because what nobody seems to remember in this crazy business of ours... is that all that stands between Victory and defeat... are THREE SECONDS. "

Max holds 3 fingers up.

Hijo: "That's it... make one mistake... and turn off the lights and head home because it's all over. You would be wise to keep that in mind... because if you falter just once and give me that opportunity... I WILL take advantage of it and you WILL be headed right to the back... and I will continue my epic quest to SAVE professional wrestling from the scum that infect it's very core."

Max shakes his head.

Hijo: "and what none of you seem to get is that when I say that I need to do this because the sport of professional wrestling needs to exist in this world and if FIW continues it's trajectory it WON'T, and that means that I WILL protect it or I will kill myself trying.."

Max stares at the camera allowing his words to sink in before the scene fades to black.

1: Source: "The Main Event" Maxime Rowley
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