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Accused
Topic Started: Jun 27 2007, 09:02 PM (41 Views)
Xtreme Kitten
Extremely Ordinary
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[The scene opens with the camera at Xtreme Kitten's door, we know it his door because the door has a name plate on it, you can almost hear people wondering “when did that got there?”. The door opens and standing at it is a very angry looking Lucy wearing her big match attire in black, she looks annoyed that she is looking at a camera]

Lucy: Oh it's you, I was expecting someone else, someone that is in for a very bad time tonight.

[Lucy pauses for a moment before refocusing on the camera]

Lucy: And I don't mean Ragin'.

[Again Lucy pauses and looks up and down the hallway]

Lucy: COME HERE!

[The camera turns to where Lucy is looking and yelling and there down the hallway stands Xtreme Kitten wearing; a mild grey coloured t-shit, blue jeans, his mask and no shoes. He is talking to someone we can only assume is a backstage FIW employee, he turns to after the person he is talking to quickly walks off in reaction to Lucy's yelling. Kitten slowly walks towards Lucy and as he gets closer it's revealed he has something in his hand, he takes a bite out of it revealing the item is a biscuit of some kind. Kitten stops just short of Lucy]

XK: What?

[Lucy stares at the biscuit]

Lucy: What's that?

[Xtreme Kitten looks a little confused by the question]

XK: Biscuit.

Lucy: I can see that, what kind?

XK: Choc chip.

[Lucy glares at Kitten]

Lucy: Where'd you get if from?

XK: Catering

Lucy: LIAR! You got it from her!

[Xtreme Kitten looks confused again]

XK: That was a guy back there.

Lucy: Not just then! You were in there-

[Lucy points into the locker room]

Lucy: With her!

XK: Well yeah she came by.

Lucy: She came by? And what you thought hey Lucy's not here why not fool around with her.

XK: Actually I thought; hey Lucy's not here so I don't have to do this.

[Lucy stares at Kitten for a moment confused]

XK: If I knew you'd get this upset I would have just done it.

[Lucy looks more confused and shakes her head]

Lucy: What are you talking about?

XK: Rebecca Hunter came around earlier pestering me for an interview, I told her to bugger off.

[Lucy glares at Kitten]

Lucy: You think that's what I'm talking about?

XK: Well yeah, can't remember anyone else being in there but you, her and I, why?

Lucy: Jaime Lee

[Xtreme Kitten just stares a Lucy blankly]

XK: Who?

Lucy: Don't try playing dumb with me.

XK: Aren't you the one that has said I don't play dumb?

Lucy: Yes but I know you know what I'm talking about.

[Xtreme Kitten shakes his head]

XK: I honestly have no clue what you are talking about or who this Jaime person is.

Lucy: Oh is that right? She's the slut you were in our locker room with.

XK: Oh that's Rebecca's real name?

Lucy: NO! It's the name of the overly nice, happy go-lucky, unbelievably optimistic

[Xtreme Kitten cuts her off]

XK: Has Blanco got sexual reassignment surgery and nobody told me?

Lucy: No! Though she does act a bit like him though she tends to get obsessed with people.

XK: Can't say I've been in there with anyone like Blanco.

Lucy: Don't lie I've seen the footage.

XK: Footage?

Lucy: She is talking to you and then gets down on the floor with you.

XK: And then what?

Lucy: Well I can't say exactly because you and her were off camera.

XK: Off camera doing something that sounds like ignoring it's presence.

[Kitten turns to the camera and waves]

XK: Howdy.

[Kitten glares at the camera man for not responding to him then looks back at Lucy]

XK: So if I have it right you have footage that doesn't show me and uncharacteristically implies I would ignore a camera in the room.

Lucy: Okay so it's a little irrational but she kept saying XK and it looked a lot like our locker room... did you know we have a kitchen in here.

XK: Can't say I did. Now who's Jaime Lee exactly?

Lucy: One of the women in the Hellcat division.

XK: The what now?

Lucy: Look I don't feel like explaining it, it'll only get you distracted.

XK: And being accused of carrying on with someone who isn't you in our locker room wouldn't distract me?

Lucy: I've admitted it was a wee bit irrational.

XK: What would explaining it distract me from?

Lucy: You're big match with Ragin'.

XK: What?

[Lucy having just calmed down from accusing Kitten of being with Jaime Lee suddenly looks angry again]

Lucy: Dual Crown championship match with Ragin' under lumberjack rules as the main event remember?

XK: Oh that, that was a joke right? Ragin' doesn't meet the criteria of the challenge I put out, he was in the Cube which if I remember correctly.

Lucy: Right well he explanation I was given is that there are claims he wasn't given a fair chance at redemption and retribution.

XK: So because he didn't win the championship and didn't break my face he gets another chance.

Lucy: Pretty much.

XK: Well that's just great, are we fighting this at all?

Lucy: Nope.

XK: Why? Why aren't we fighting this?

Lucy: I figured it would be easier to let it go, beat Ragin' continue on with the search.

XK: I see so you want to see my face ruined then?

Lucy: After seeing Jaime Lee making biscuits and other things in our locker room I'd have to say yes just a little.

XK: But I don't even know what she looks like!

Lucy: It's too late to get things changed now.

XK: Great so now I'm stuck fighting Ragin' surrounded by... whose surrounding the ring?

Lucy: Ethan Adams

[Xtreme Kitten cuts in]

XK: Don't know him.

Lucy: Graver.

XK: Ah... nope don't know him.

Lucy: He was um Long-time-dead-weight's tag team partner when he first left Slam for Throwdown

XK: Oh great so he obviously has been taught to hate me.

Lucy: He actually hates him, he made Graver got Straight-Edge. Oh and no one needs to be taught to hate you, it happens naturally.

XK: HEY... that's probably true.

[Xtreme Kitten looks at the camera]

XK: That doesn't explain you, yeah I'm talking to you audience.

Lucy: Also Sean Madrox.

[Xtreme Kitten looks to Lucy]

XK: Madrox? He return or something?

Lucy: No, he never left.

XK: Huh, I thought he must have been gone.

Lucy: Why?

XK: Haven't seen or heard anything about him lately.

Lucy: He's been fighting for and has won the Fighting Spirit Championship.

XK: Ah so he's been doing nothing then? Well that explains why I thought he was gone.

Lucy: Whatever another Lumberjack is Grant Rice; he's Nightmare's tag team partner and they're the champions.

XK: I knew that.

Lucy: Did you?

XK: Sure as soon as I made the challenge I did some research to see if it meant Bill could get a match against me.

Lucy: Well can he?

XK: I don't know, I got bored quickly which is kind of ironic since doing the check to see if I would get stuck with a boring match.

Lucy: Well Nightmare's one of the lumberjacks.

XK: Oh that's just great as if you couldn't they find someone more biased to be a lumberjack?

Lucy: We'll there are more like Crackerjack.

XK: The masked guy that I rescued from the Arabian Knights and Prime?

Lucy: He rescued you but yes, dwarfed by him at ringside because she is so very tiny will be Momoko Wakari.

XK: Momo?!

Lucy: Yep.

XK: She can stand now?

Lucy: Yeah, she was only knocked out not paralysed.

XK: Damn! Well I guess she might be more biased.

Lucy: You think? She hates everything, she really seemed to hate you mean while Nightmare is a little more rational he might have gotten over what happened.

XK: Lucy I don't think anyone gets over being shown just how useless they are by a vastly superior competitor.

Lucy: Well luckily that hasn't happened to Bill, though it has happened to Prime.

XK: Prime? The guy has attacked me after championship matches twice and probably wanted to last week and he's a lumberjack? That's another piece of evidence in the case of Cobra Commander is actually Jack Manson still trying to ruin my career.

Lucy: As is Kiyoshi Nakahata being a lumberjack I suppose.

XK: Hmmm nah he has too much honour to be part of some conspiracy to get ruin my career... though I guess I should have shook his had now that this is the case.

Lucy: Hindsight is twenty twenty but given the chance you'd probably do the same thing.

[Kitten smiles]

XK: Yeah.

Lucy: And the final lumberjack is Kailey Lane.

[The smile disappears]

XK: Oh great, this isn't a lumberjack match it's me surrounded by people that want to break my face, take my championship and probably end my career and not necessarily in that order.

Lucy: No, no it's a lumberjack match not everyone is out to get you, you've never met Ethan Adams so he probably doesn't want to hurt you.

XK: Right but everyone else probably does.

Lucy: yeah probably.

XK: Well what are we gonna do Lucy? What are we gonna do?!

Lucy: We? Maybe if you listened to me earlier in the week when I told you this I could have come up with a plan but now we're left with too little time to come up with anything then a plan you could come up with.

XK: Avoid leaving the ring and beat Ragin' before he has a chance to even bruise my face?

Lucy: Sounds like the only plan we've got.

XK: Well it worked last week.

Lucy: No last week a flying knee to a crazy woman on the middle turnbuckle worked, she got two near falls on you it was close and Ragin' is better then her.

XK: Bah near falls mean nothing, Ragin' for all his talk is just another supposed top level guy that has proven he isn't a challenge before. I put the guy on the shelf because he couldn't stand against me. This time round I wont have to work half as hard, the dude pops pain medication like they were Pez. All I have to do to make sure I beat him is keep him from taking those pills that or put him in so much pain they do nothing.

Lucy: Sure sounds like the plan I thought you'd come up with.

XK: So what's Ragin' had to say about getting his second chance?

Lucy: Nothing.

XK: Nothing?

Lucy: Not one syllable

XK: I see so he's trying the silent routine again, he tried it last time we went one on one as well and I've already said how that turned out.

[Xtreme Kitten turns to the camera]

XK: Get a new bit Ragin' you don't want silence and hospital to become a pattern do you? Because if you do I'll be glad to help you along with that.

[End of footage]
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