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Prepare to be wrong/Wrong word; Matt and Bill should read this.
Topic Started: Jul 1 2007, 06:41 PM (51 Views)
Xtreme Kitten
Extremely Ordinary
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[The scene opens with the camera entering Xtreme Kitten's locker room there is a the sound of a shower running. Only a few seconds later Lucy marches into the room looking very angry, she looks around the room quickly, glares at the camera when she looks at it then walks over to the open door of the shower room]

Lucy: What the hell?! Get out here now!

[The water suddenly stops and Lucy walks away from the door shortly followed by Xtreme Kitten wearing: a white towel around his waist that dangles down all the way to his knees, his mask; which is soaking wet, and in his right hand is another towel which he uses to dry his mask]

XK: What's so important you had to get me out of the shower?

Lucy: Why are you taking another shower?

[Lucy looks like she has more to say but Kitten cuts her off]

XK: Another? That's the only shower I've had tonight.

Lucy: What do you call what you were doing with Jaime Lee then? Playing in the pipe fed rain perhaps?

[Xtreme Kitten just shakes his head]

XK: Again with this non-sense?

[Kitten stares Lucy in the eyes]

XK: I don't know anyone by the name of Jaime Lee.

[Kitten sounds so sincere to believe him would be natural for damn near everyone but Lucy; who doesn't seem affected at all]

Lucy: Oh no, I fell for the once but not this time, you know here, I know it, the whole world knows it.

XK: Knows what?

Lucy: Knows you know Jaime Lee!

[Xtreme Kitten just blankly stares at her]

XK: I don't know how to put it any more plain then what I just said so I'll say it again, I don't know anyone named Jaime Lee.

Lucy: Don't bullshit me, I saw her at at ringside, I saw her cheer you on, you winked at her and smiled!

[Xtreme Kitten thinks about it for a second]

XK: The fan that jumped the barricade? That's Jaime Lee?

Lucy: Yes... No... She's not a fan she works for F.I.W. she's a wrestler but you already know that.

XK: So let me get this straight, Cobra Commander has employed a fan that jumped the barricade.

[Instantly Kitten looks at the camera]

XK: Cut that before publishing this, we don't want people getting it into their head that to get a job all they have to do is jump the barrier.

[Lucy turns Kitten back to her]

Lucy: She was employed before tonight, I know that for a fact so stop making shit up and just confess what you've been doing with her.

[Xtreme Kitten stares at Lucy for a moment he starts to look guilty]

XK: Okay, okay I'll confess.

[Kitten takes a deep breath for effect]

XK: Nothing! I had no idea who she was until you said she was the one at ringside cheering.

Lucy: I'm not buying it.

XK: That's okay I'm not selling it, it's the truth, a fact I'm giving away for free.

[Lucy just rolls her eyes]

Lucy: You don't get it do you, you've been caught at it on camera, twice!

XK: Caught on camera?

Lucy: Well not exactly, like last time you stayed off a camera.

[Xtreme Kitten nods]

XK: So all this suspicion based solely on her... what? Saying my name?

[Lucy hangs her head a little]

Lucy: Ah, well, not so much your name.

XK: Then what?

Lucy: Your initials.

XK: XK, that's all?

Lucy: Pretty much.

XK: You're angry at me for her saying the letters X and K. Lucy, I'm to be the irrational one remember?

[Lucy looking sorry forces her eyes to meet Kittens]

Lucy: Look I know it makes no sense but considering what you'd do if the roles were reversed I think I'm handling it pretty well.

[Kitten smiles]

Lucy: What?

XK: You're handling it much worse then I would, if I suspected you and the chick that was at ringside of having an affair I'd trying and get footage, footage I could use to torture a very close friend.

[Lucy smiles and slaps Kitten's chest]

Lucy: That'd just be mean.

XK: Not just, it'd be mean and hilarious.

[Having spent that entire exchange towel drying his mask Kitten now throws away the towel in his hand but not the one around his waist]

XK: So what's on happening next week? Am I actually facing someone who hasn't been in a main event for at least the last three months?

Lucy: Yeah, yeah you are, you're also scheduled to be the special guest commentator for a battle royal.

XK: Commentator for a battle royal, why?

Lucy: It's a for a Dual Crown shot.

XK: I see, whose in it?

Lucy: Look I'm not going to name them all because you wont know but the ones you do you are: Elrick, Grant Rice, Jaime Lee, Kailey Lane, Kiyoshi Nakahata, Nightmare, Prime, Ragin' and Sean Madrox.

[Xtreme Kitten just stares at Lucy]

XK: I don't know Jaime Lee.

Lucy: Look if you are telling the truth about all this at the very least you can now put a face to name, it fits my criteria for the list.

XK: Fair enough. Though I don't get why Kiyoshi or Prime are in it, they have a shot.

Lucy: They have slightly different prizes.

XK: Of which I could careless because know I want to know who I'm facing.

Lucy: The most obvious of obvious... Matt Impact.

[Kitten nods though not in approval but in a way that suggest pieces were just put together in his head]

XK: Now that promo of his I saw before hitting the shower makes more sense.

[Lucy rolls her eyes]

Lucy: If you knew why'd you ask?

XK: Knew, I knew nothing, all I knew was Matt Impact said he was facing me this week, he could have been making it all up.

Lucy: So why not ask if he was telling the truth.

XK: Because then I'd have to explain that I saw his promo and wasn't sure if Matt had the facts straight.

Lucy: You mean like you just did.

XK: Yes almost exactly like I just did but he didn't you know.

[Lucy shakes her head]

Lucy: What?

XK: He didn't have the facts straight.

[Xtreme Kitten looks at the camera]

XK: Saved my arse? Ha! If you watched the match Matt there was almost no point in the match that I couldn't have put Ragin' down for the count but I didn't feel like just winning I wanted to beat him. The only thing you saved Matt was the memory of you fading away from the audiences mind which is my guess for why you really did it. What happened? You were walking the streets of Staten Island and no one remembered you or was it that those that did didn't want to admit that still knew who you were.

[Lucy cuts Xtreme Kitten off and in doing so gets his attention]

Lucy: Could you wrap this up? I would like to get to the Hotel before morning.

[Kitten looks at the camera]

XK: More on this later people.

[The footage cuts to black with the message “The next day” in white in the centre. This messages cuts to show Xtreme Kitten sitting on a couch probably in a hotel suit. Kitten is wearing: a pair of blue jeans, a black singlet and of course his mask. Kitten stares at the camera]

XK: You know I had fully intended today to finish up what I was going to say to Matt impact but then something else happened, someone else decided to talk and no matter how my I've tried to put it out of my mind I can't.

[Lucy walks into shot wearing; faded blue jeans and a loose fitting red t-shirt]

Lucy: Perhaps that's because you only just saw what you're talking about and haven't had much time to try.

[Lucy sits down next to Kitten as he turns his attention to her]

XK: Possible but I can't image getting it out of my head.

Lucy: See you think you can't so you can't.

XK: Don't try through believe and you can do anything at me because it doesn't work, Momoko believed she would mutilate me and Prime believes he can beat me, neither of those happened.

Lucy: I wasn't going to say anything like that but if you believe you can't do something generally you wont be able to.

XK: I see well since I can't get rid of it I may as well talk about it, wasting everybody's time.

Lucy: That's nothing new.

[Instead of responding Kitten turns his attention to the camera, he stares at it for a moment as he thinks about what it is that is stuck in his mind, he starts to look a little angry]

XK: Hack it? I can hack it? Listen up Bill of all the offensive and ridiculous things you said in that one interview this was the worst of them. I hack nothing, you hack, Grant Rice hacks, Momoko and that other guy you lost to they hack, Prime hacks, Kiyoshi? I've seen him hack but me? I never hack, I handle myself and I don't care what jokes people make because it's true in fact that I can handle myself being at the peak of this company and I actually do like to handle myself.

Lucy: I like handling him too and if anyone else has been handling him lately there will be all kinds of torture coming... and not the fun kind.

[Xtreme Kitten pauses for a moment after Lucy makes her statement]

XK: Bill you said you've been waiting for a chance like the battle royal since FIW became united and since the Dual Crown became the top prize? Which is it? Since FIW united or since the Dual Crown became the top prize? Because those didn't happen at the same time see FIW united and the Dual Crown in it's current state was born and before it had a chance to stand as the top prize it was cut down. Cut down by the likes of; Ragin' the first champion who didn't successfully defend it once, Remy Barteaux the secound champ also a failure in the defence category, Tier the third champion... I can't believe I'm going to say this the only champion to make an officially successful defence at this point, Toan the third champion managed to undo the little bit of good that other hack Tier made by repeating Ragin' and Remy by never making an official defence. Of course then I won it and we all know how I felt about it because only two months before it I was the top champion this company had, I had broken record, push the boundaries of being a fighting champion and now there I was stuck with the Dual Crown which had been covered in nothing but failure after failure. The Dual Crown didn't become the top prize until I fell sixteen feet onto a ladder to retain it. After that day after putting myself in considerable pain to keep it away from Prime it became the top prize because it had a champion that fought for it. So they aren't the same date so choose one when FIW united or when the Dual Crown got a champion worth having.

[Lucy looks stunned]

Lucy: Are you saying until the cube you weren't a champion worth having?

[Kitten looks at Lucy and mulls it over]

XK: I guess I was at least from the perspective of championship after all I did treat them pretty bad.

Lucy: What do you mean did? You still do.

XK: Yeah but now it's out of a fondness not a dislike.

[Xtreme Kitten looks back to the camera]

XK: Now to that bit after you put the word hack too close to my name. You know how I've proven I can handle being the hunted just as well as I did being the hunter-

[Lucy cuts Kitten off]

Lucy: Actually I'd say you're better as the hunted then you were the hunter.

[Kitten turns to Lucy]

XK: But I still am the hunter.

Lucy: How so?

XK: If you didn't cut me off you'd know by now.

[Kitten looks to the camera]

XK: Bill I am still the hunter, while I might be the tastiest thing on the menu I am the top of the food chain and I'm still out there looking for more prey, I issued a challenge, a challenge you are now a part of thanks to the battle royal. You might think you and all the other's are hunting me, the truth is you are walking into my hunting ground to do it.

[Kitten pauses for a moment to think about more things Nightmare said]

XK: What was with the ol' buddy ol' pal thing? You must have been being sarcastic right? Because although you might have thought at one point or another that I was your buddy we both know I never had anything but the utmost contempt for you, it's subsided a little since then but not enough change the words.

One last thing, you know how you said that this time you feel it is finally your time.

[Xtreme Kitten stares at the camera for a second]

XK: You say that every time, you said it when you had your chances at the International championship yet you never got it. See like I said earlier believing you can do something doesn't make it possible. You'd know that by now Bill but unlike you think I have beaten you as soundly as I think, I've beaten you so soundly you can't realise the simplest of truths, I'm too good for you to beat. As for you still standing that can be changed and if I have to I only have to change it for three seconds and if I do that you'll wake up thinking and believing the same things you do now because you thick in the head. So Bill to help you I have a tip, don't get your hopes up on beating me and waving the Dual Crown in Tanaka Zaibatsu's face; who ever that is, hell don't even get your hopes up on winning the battle royal. Focus Bill, on something where you have a chance, like regaining the tag team championship, I'm sure if Grant is half as good as I am at carrying dead weight you'll be able to reclaim them.

Now onto finishing what I started yesterday. Matt Impact saved only his own memory in the minds of the fans was yesterday. Today the rest.

At Anarchy in the UK you didn't just leave devastated by a loss and with no direction, you also left with a broken nose something I gave you. You must have found the same surgeon Ragin' did to get it reconstructed hope you didn't suffer the same damage he did and get stuck popping pills to see straight and stay standing. You could have achieved your mission and reached your goal that night, all you had to do was wait. All you needed was to stay in the contest until Toan was gone but you couldn't do that, I broke your nose with my left knee and I was the one that tried to convince Tony Clarke to allow you to continue but did you even try to help me plead your case? No you just bleed and looked silly the a misshapen nose. Back then had you outlasted Toan I would have laid down and gladly given you the Dual Crown because as I said earlier I didn't much care for it. Now you're chances of doing anything but becoming another statistic, another line in the note book of history are very slim.

As for your claim that you will win and bring; pride, honour and prestige back to the championship I have to dispute it and not on grounds you think you can win. Like Bill said, like you yourself said I am going a great job, I'm an astonishing champion. I have brought pride back to the championship, I am proud to be the champion after pain I went through to make sure they didn't end up in the wrong hands and lets face no one has more pride then me.

Lucy: I think you are confusing pride with arrogance.

XK: They aren't the same thing? Well no matter what the difference is I've still brought pride to the championships. I've also brought prestige to the championships, I've turned what used to only have failures as champions into the biggest prize on offer, everyone wants a piece of the Dual Crown now that it actually means something. I'm not going to just give up these championships that I have brought from the gutter to the penthouse; like I did the International championship, without a fight.

Lucy: Or a bottle of booze mid match.

XK: I was patting his arm!

Lucy: What about honour?

XK: Honour? Oh I didn't bring honour to the championship, that's something someone like Kiyoshi would try and do. Actually I take that back I have brought honour to the championship, not much mind you, just more then: Ragin', Remy, Tier and Toan ever did. After all I'm not an honourable guy I'll fight people that aren't ready or are hurt, I'll hit people when they can't defend themselves and I'll do it all happily. So Matt think you've saved me, think you are the man to bring: pride, honour and prestige to the championship, think it's your destiny-ha

[Kitten laughs at what? At the concept of destiny]

XK: Think all you want but don't be a fool prepare to be wrong.

[End of footage]
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