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| Second Time's A Charm?; El Lumberjacko | |
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| Tweet Topic Started: Jul 3 2007, 11:03 PM (38 Views) | |
| Kyle | Jul 3 2007, 11:03 PM Post #1 |
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iHop, it's the place to be for late night pancaking. And that's exactly where we open up, inside a small iHop establishment in the unknown vastness that is the world. El Lumberjacko sits at a table by himself with a menu in hand, as he picks up one of the syrup containers and allows the sugary goodness to drip into his mouth. As the camera man approaches he becomes more apparent of his presence, setting down the menu and turning his attention towards him. El Lumberjacko: "Hello, one and all. It is I, your generic lumberjack luchadore. Now you're probably wondering why I chose this place to meet up of all places for a promo. And that's simple, because iHop freakin' rocks." He raises his hand up and gives the camera man an enthusiastic highfive. El Lumberjacko: "Last week we got our due revenge against Daisuke Tanaka and this week we're being given another shot at the tag-team titles. Unlike last time though, this time we're facing The Tanaka Zaibatsu for the titles. Unfortunately The Revolution lost the straps last week and instead of a good natured bout we're going to be forced to beat the living crap out of our opponents this week. There's too much bad blood in this match for it to just be a respectable competition between four men." El Lumberjacko sorts through the menu again, placing it next to the syrup jars beside him. El Lumberjacko: "You want to claim that we're the cowards heading into this. From where I stand it's you that are the cowards, Daisuke and Mr. Blond. The only time we've ever seen you is when you attack us from behind, and then run off. Meanwhile we've always faced you head on and allowed you the opportunity to defend yourselves by letting you see us coming. So before you start throwing around accusations, you'd best back them up with facts before hand, Daisuke. If anything, we stand for all the things that a good tag-team should be." He folds his hands together on top of the table, intently staring at the camera. El Lumberjacko: "Maybe we hit you a little too hard last week with our kendo sticks, or maybe we didn't hit you hard enough, but you're forgetting the fact we've already beat you before. That's right, don't you remember when it was a non-title match and we pinned you to the mats for the three count? As I see it, we've got the advantage coming into this match. Not only have we beat you already, but you can't just run down in the middle of the match and attack us from behind when we're facing someone else. You're going to have to face us man to man in that ring on Friday. Do you honestly think you can handle it?" Jacko picks up a glass filled with ice water and slowly lets some of it drip through the screen on his mask, spilling some of it on himself, before setting it back down. El Lumberjacko: "I don't know about you, but I wouldn't want what's coming at you. Especially not with how Ash is right now. You want to make jokes about comic books and Jean Grey, but you have no idea what you're messing with. I'm afraid myself at just how badly Ash is going to wail on the both of you. Pandora's box has been opened and there's nothing going back, boys. While I might not have the same aggression factor that Ash has right now and the split personality with a penance for violence, I'm sure as heck not going to let you slip through my fingers again. Just when you thought Ash was done with you, I'll be there to beat you back down and make sure you understand just how serious we are about winning. Before it was about fun and games, now it's all about showing to everyone that we have what it takes to win the FIW Tag-team Championships of the World. And in the process, make you pay for all the crap you've put us through." A waitress comes over and after a brief discussion, Jacko hands her back the menu, having ordered what he came to the restaurant to eat. El Lumberjacko: "They say that the third time's a charm, however, I'd have to disagree with them. This time we're going to prove that the second time's a charm. When Friday comes and all is said and done, it'll be the team with no name walking out of that building with the titles hung over their shoulders. I feel bad for you, Daisuke and Mr. Blond, because you're going to go down in the record books as the shortest reigning tag-team champions in FIW history. You may have gotten lucky with your cheap tactics before, except this time we've got your number." He leans back in his seat, letting out a deep sigh, then sits up straight again. El Lumberjacko: "That's all I have to say right now. If you'd please I'd like to get my mind off this for a bit while I eat. I'd hate to ruin my dinner of flapjacks by thinking about the disgusting Tanaka Zaibatsu." Jacko waves the camera man off, and he gets up from his place across from El Lumberjacko. Slowly he makes his way out of the restaurant, until all you can see is a far off shot of the lumberjack inside the establishment through a window, before the scene fades to black suddenly. |
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