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A MSN Chat And A Promo; Justin Sane/Simon Lynn Rp
Topic Started: Jul 4 2007, 02:56 PM (40 Views)
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What in the hell is that noise? Stop it! Stop it! Stop it!!! Oh wait, the camera fades on and well, we find out it can’t be stopped, it’s Simon Lynn! And he’s on a computer! The camcorder he has rented by his side, not the usual expression over his face, one of sadness, unhappiness and he looks really sad as he looks towards what seems to be a PC monitor, not seeing the camera, he stands up reveling him just in a pair of boxers.

The camera for censorship and for reason that we really don’t wanna see Simon’s you know, but as he vanishes from out of sight, probably to the toilet the camera moves into the monitor seeing what seems to be a small part of a already started MSN conversation…


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"Mr. Just Insane! And ElrickNo1FanForverz!!" Simon Lynn says:
Megan!!!!
{{Megs}} says:
Hello Simon, I’m not on long just checking email.
"Mr. Just Insane! And ElrickNo1FanForverz!!" Simon Lynn says:
Awww sadness and all that lovely stuff *huggles and wuggles*
{{Megs}} says:
*Hugs back* How are you Simon? And Chris?
"Mr. Just Insane! And ElrickNo1FanForverz!!" Simon Lynn says:
He’s an asshole! He was mean to me for no reason! Saying I suck and all this, it hurt!
"Mr. Just Insane! And ElrickNo1FanForverz!!" Simon Lynn says:
I mean Jezus, do I suck? No’s, I am sexy and he’s just a smelly Smellrick!
{{Megs}} says:
Calm down Simon, it’s ok, what did he do then?
"Mr. Just Insane! And ElrickNo1FanForverz!!" Simon Lynn says:
I’ll brb I need to drop a log HEHE! MISS YA!
{{Megs}} says:
Okies.

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“HEY! NOSEY BUGGER!”

…we hear as Simon has returned the fading sound of a toilet being flushed in the background as the camera backs up reminding us of our location, a the locker rooms, yes it gets tedious, sue me. Simon hand son hips, looking kind of macho, but failing miserably as he moves back to his seat before the PC, he turns to the camera and pouts…

“This could have been secret information you know! What would you of done then? Huh? Would have had to of killed you, you know, I don’t like killing people but I’d of had to of! Nosey bugger! NOSEYYY!!”

Simon says before turning back to the pc and beginning to type, forgetting the camera’s there so easily he gets back into the conversation at hand…

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"Mr. Just Insane! And ElrickNo1FanForverz!!" Simon Lynn says:
BACK! Miss me?
{{Megs}} says:
Yes, welcome back Simon.
"Mr. Just Insane! And ElrickNo1FanForverz!!" Simon Lynn says:
YAY! Thanks sugar muffin! Feel all empty now hehe, made my toilet stinky too, had to spray deodorant!
{{Megs}} says:
…TMI?
"Mr. Just Insane! And ElrickNo1FanForverz!!" Simon Lynn says:
Opps? Anyways back onto the convo! Yeah he was mean Megan, I hate him, I wanna move back and live with you and Skye, and I don’t like Elrick anymore big poo head he is!
{{Megs}} says:
Now Simon, you know he didn’t mean to be mean, I’m sure he was just angry about something; you know he’s just a big ball of stress when he’s worried about something, you this time I suspect.
"Mr. Just Insane! And ElrickNo1FanForverz!!" Simon Lynn says:
Not the point, he was stupid, Justin Sane’s not me! So why have a go at me! Huh? Stupid head, lucky I didn’t slap his bitch ass!
{{Megs}} says:
Now, now Simon calm down ok?
{{Megs}} says:
I’ll call him and sort it out ok?
"Mr. Just Insane! And ElrickNo1FanForverz!!" Simon Lynn says:
Ok then, thanks darling, lucky you love me sometimes HEHE.
{{Megs}} says:
Yes it is, well I think I’m gonna go now ok Simon?
"Mr. Just Insane! And ElrickNo1FanForverz!!" Simon Lynn says:
Aww ok, I gotta go cut a promo anyways, talk about all my opponents in the match this week, so Poo head don’t complain at me.
{{Megs}} says:
You mean Justin’s?
"Mr. Just Insane! And ElrickNo1FanForverz!!" Simon Lynn says:
I’m his spokes man, shush women, and now leave before I hug you to death!
{{Megs}} says:
Alright, well good luck and see you soon Simon.
"Mr. Just Insane! And ElrickNo1FanForverz!!" Simon Lynn says:
BYE, LOVE YOU AND I WANT YOUR BABIES!
{{Megs}} says:
Bye lol.

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As Megan logs out a satisfied smile leans over Simon’s face as he does in fact follow pursuit logging out of MSN also as the PC then gets switched off, yes Elrick has a PC, nerdy bastard eh? But anyways Simon turns it off manually, not waiting which is of course bad for the pc, but he doesn’t’ care, he’s angry with Elrick as he stands up, turning to the camera trying to look angry.

“Ready for my promo?”

The camera stays still, maybe the promo had begun? Maybe Simon was really about to talk about all his opponent in just a pair of pink boxers, MAYBE Simon didn’t realize that he actually has his boxers on inside out too, but he’s angry so stand back!

“Ok listen up FIW people and people of the world! I have a message from Justin and he’s means business! He said that all you smelly poo heads need to be ready for an ass whooping of gigantic proportions! Because he wants to win this battle of the royals! He don’t care who you are, you could be that big boobed Egyptian fitty or a mean nasty guy like that Madrocks guy, I don’t… I mean HE DON’T CARE! You all need to know and fear him he told me!

He says that however your size, weight or smell, he gonna throw you out and be the new contender to those shiny belts, they look good on him he thinks, I agreed too, need some polishing though cause of cat whisper’s…BUT still look sexy around his waist… HE EVEN SAID I COULD WEAR THEM! HOW COOL IS THAT?! I MEAN ME A CHAMPION! YES! But anyways, yeah but mean people, tremble under his insaneness, Justin’s gonna win he says.”


Finished off with a typically dumb looking angry look, which more or less looks like Simon’s constipated, but he gets the happiness from it before he stops and looks around the locker room.

“Oh no, Elrick’s gonna come back and this documentary’s gonna be crap, I need to change! So yeah! Bye EVERYONE! LOVE YOU!”

Simon says with a giggle as he sprints off into the toilet again, finding clothes? We dearly hope so as the camera fades on yet another crazed Simon moment… fade.
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