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| Tweet Topic Started: Jul 10 2007, 05:05 PM (44 Views) | |
| Xtreme Kitten | Jul 10 2007, 05:05 PM Post #1 |
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[The scene cuts into a pool side area at some resort, Lucy is shown laying on deck chair, soaking up the sun of the Arizona day in a: tiny, two piece, green bikini that barely covers anything. There is an empty chair next to her with a town on it] Lucy: He'll be back soon, he just had to go grab a mask. [Lucy keeps her eyes closed as she bathes in the light. A slender red head wearing a tiny black skirt and a black and white bikini top sits on the vacant deck chair] RH: On your back I see. [Without looking Lucy recognises the voice of FIW interviewer; Rebecca Hunter] Lucy: Rebecca, thought you'd be in hiding? RH: Why would you think that? Lucy: Heard there was a bull dyke looking for you. [Rebecca looks around cautiously] RH: Yeah well I don't think they'd let that type in here. Lucy: Unless she had the money. Heard she was shouting drinks at that bar you and Miss Fantastica went to, that means she probably has disposable income. RH: Well if she has that much money- [Lucy cuts in] Lucy: You'd actually consider sleeping with her. [Rebecca looks shocked for a moment then nods] RH: Anyway, where's Xtreme Kitten? Lucy: He was warned about the camera's coming, he ran off to get his mask he should be back any moment. [There is just background noise for a moment, no Kitten] Lucy: Any moment now. [Still quiet for a few seconds then Xtreme Kitten shows up wearing tiger print board shorts and his mask. Xtreme Kitten sits down near Lucy's legs and the camera moves to keep both Xtreme Kitten's face and Rebecca's face in shot as they face each other, though only for a moment as Kitten looks at Lucy] XK: What she want? Lucy: Don't know, she hasn't said. [Kitten looks at Rebecca] XK: What do you want? RH: Can't I just drop by to say hello and see how a champion like yourself spends his down time? XK: No, not just that, usually you want to ask questions and get answers, you want those filmed so they can be broadcast on the web, usually. RH: Okay so I'm here to do my job but it is nice to get to come to a place like this. XK: Sure is. So what you want to ask me about? [Before Rebecca can respond Lucy chimes in] Lucy: That's a stupid question she's obviously gonna ask you about the situation with Nightmare and probably about what Grant had to say as well. [Kitten thinks about it for a moment] XK: Oh right yeah that... so questions? RH: Well first off, do you have any idea what calling Nightmare a bad father is going to get you? XK: No but I can tell you what it wont get me, it wont get me a gift basket. RH: Well that's obvious. XK: It is. It's also obvious that what my words have gotten me is a nice big target on my back as far as the Revolution are concerned. Though you know being the Dual Crown champion mean you have a target on your back. So all my words have done have given it a coat of new paint. RH: They also pissed off both members of the Revolution. XK: Bill is easy to get riled up Rebecca, I mean I didn't even technically threaten his children- [Lucy cuts in] Lucy: You said you were going to kick Christina so hard in the face she'd think you were her dad, that's a threat. [Kitten slowly nods] XK: Right I did say that but it was taken out of context by those two, they didn't understand what I meant by when they come of age. I didn't mean it as a fuzzy a girl becomes a woman or a boy comes a man bullshit. I meant it as when they reach eighteen and can legally sign a contract for a match. See I'm not just gonna rock up to Christina's eighteenth birthday and kick her in the face before cake. RH: You're not? XK: No. I'm going to rock up to Christina's eighteenth birthday party have some cake, give her a present, a nice pen, that's so she can sign the contract and then a set period after that I'm going to kick her in the face so hard she'll wake up thinking she crossed the border into Canada for her eighteenth. RH: Canada? XK: Drinking age is lower, she'll wake up feeling like she has a hangover that is making her feel she got kicked in the face by me. Of course it wont be until later that she realises she actually did get kicked in the face by me and that her eighteenth wasn't last night but a while before that. RH: I see. XK: Well I'm glad someone does because Bill didn't. Then again he might have maybe that's why he is angry. RH: Yeah I'm pretty sure Nightmare would be angry no matter how old his children are when you beat them. XK: Ah no not exactly what I was thinking. Lucy: The chances of Rebecca thinking what you're thinking are astronomical and not just because she's wondering who she has to sleep with around her to get a free room. RH: Oh that's easy you've got your choice of cleaning staff or security they have keys to everything. [There is a moment of silence cut by Xtreme Kitten] XK: Anyway what I was thinking is, that Bill was thinking if he did get Christina a proper trainer and two years to get ready she might have enough skill to fair better against me then he does and as selfish as Bill is he wouldn't want to be out done by family, especially family that's not blood. RH: That's why he's angry? XK: That's not what I said, though it is a possibility, Bill is on selfish son of a bitch. RH: Have you seen what Nightmare did to Some Kind of Monster? XK: No. RH: Even after he threatened to do similar things to you? XK: He did? Wow I didn't think he actually threatened me after all my actions are nothing like what he described. [Kitten looks at the camera] XK: Billy you're over reacting here see I haven't attempted to kill anyone in your family or anyone in anyone's family for that matter. So putting me in the same basket as whoever that guy was is over reacting. I only threatened to fight your children and probably give Christina a concussion. Let's weigh it up attempted murder got the punishment of you nearly caving in his skull with a chair and leaving him a bloody mess, I only offered to fight your children giving them a chance to fight the best; the earliest of these happening is two years away, that should on scale get me a slap in the face maybe a punch to the nose. [Kitten turns back to Rebecca] RH: So you think he is being over sensitive? XK: You're damn right I think he is being over sensitive. RH: But you threatened to kick his daughter in the face. XK: Yeah but like I said that's two years away, she could get in a car accident and loose a limb before then or die a horribly painful and possibly fiery death. I will fight an amputee but I wont fight a dead girl, so for now it's all words, I haven't done it yet. Besides that he hasn't even entertained the clone idea... he immediately thinks of my punching his children, what kind of parent does that? RH: Ah [Kitten cuts in before Rebecca can properly form a response] XK: What kind of parent when they have the choice of getting closes or letting me fight their children chooses to send their children into the ring with me? A bad parent. RH: Okay say Nightmare doesn't understand you aren't aggressively coming after his family and comes after you with all he's got on ReVolt are you going to go after his knee and force him out of wrestling? XK: What? RH: You threatened to go after his knee. XK: Bullshit. RH: What? XK: Bullshit, it's the excrement made by a bull. RH: I know that, I meant what do you mean it's bullshit. Lucy: He means he didn't threaten to cripple Nightmare, something you'd know if you did research instead of setting up a glory hole in the arena. RH: I'll have you know blew off doing research for the fashion complex they have here in Scottsdale*. [Lucy looks opens her eyes for the first time since the camera has been on and looks at Rebecca] Lucy: Obviously didn't by anything. [Lucy closes her eyes and lays back down] XK: Like Lucy said I didn't threaten to cripple Bill, I didn't blatantly say I was going to go after his shoddy knee. RH: So Nightmare got that wrong then? XK: Indeed. All I did was point out another possible outcome. RH: Like you've did with Matt Impact's claim of saving you? XK: Exactly. The arrogant bastard keeps saying every time we face that it's his time this time and that he is going to beat me, EVERY TIME! I'll admit that it's possible one of these days Billy will beat me; it'll probably take something more then just him to do it but it is possible it could happen. It's also possible that one of these days the part in my head that stops me from seriously hurting people will fail and I could end up turning Bill's old injury into a career ending one. I can understand Bill getting it wrong, that guy has a problem telling reality from his fantasy world in which he is actually worthy of being a top contender without having other prop him up but Grant also seems to be a little thick in the head and can't tell the difference from a threat and a hypothetical situation. RH: So you're not going to go after Nightmare's knee? XK: Probably not. [Rebecca looks disappointed] RH: Damn. XK: Yeah I know, I'm letting you and a whole bunch of fans down by not doing it but you'll all get over it. RH: Yeah, when someone else does it. Tell me you are just saying all this to confuse Nightmare. XK: I'm not, but if I was wouldn't telling you ruin it? RH: Ah good point. You aren't saying this to try and cool Nightmare down are you? XK: Why would I do that? RH: Are you scared of him? XK: No. RH: Then I don't know. XK: I'm not trying to cool him down just inform him he's making an idiot of himself by taking things I've said out of context. RH: Well Nightmare has stated he isn't thinking about the Dual Crown now but about punishing you for all you've done and all you have said you will do, how do you feel about that? XK: I feel about that the same way I feel about nearly everything Bill says, I've heard it from him before. He's just spewing out generic “I'm gonna get you” bullshit, none of which has ever lead to him beating me. RH: What about when he did beat you? XK: We were on the same side then, he was under the delusion we are stable buddies, there were no harsh words before that match. RH: So since Nightmare has been angry at you he hasn't beaten you? [Xtreme Kitten thinks about it for a second] XK: That's right. Lucy: Some might think his anger causes him to choke but then what caused him to choke in the Cage of Destiny? XK: He didn't choke in that match he was out classed by everyone in the match, most importantly Hutch. RH: What do you think about Grant's misconception that you are threatening Nightmare's children? [Kitten rolls his eyes thinking he's answered this question but answers anyway] XK: Grant much like the leech he carries around has it wrong, well partially, like Lucy said I did threaten Christina but I've explained that. He says threatening kids doesn't happen? Well it did get over it I have and I bet Christina has too, she's sixteen she's not worried about what I might do to her in two years. She's probably forgotten about it and out hooking up with some sixteen year old guy, they could be in the process of making a third generation for me to fight. RH: You know Grant had respect for what you and Onikage achieved as a tag team. XK: Yeah I heard him say that. RH: What do you think about that? XK: I don't think about it, I don't care if he has respect for me or not. RH: What about his claim that this could all be a mind game? [Kitten has already answered a question like this so he hesitates for a moment, which allows Lucy to get a word in] Lucy: I don't know who'd think Kitten would play mind games. He's not a thinking wrestler, he's a simple fighter. XK: Hey the way I fight isn't simple, Ragin' can't do it, Bill sure as hell can't do it. Lucy: I meant simple in the sense you don't think before going to the ring. XK: Oh right... hey wait a- [Rebecca cuts in] RH: You said you think Grant Rice is carrying Nightmare do you think, Grant disputes that fact. Are you over looking Nightmare's contributions to the Revolution? XK: No. Bill is a leech, a parasite, he finds a host and brings nothing to the table. Grant disputes the fact that he carries Billy because you don't feel a leech on you, you see it. Bill has Grant blinded at the moment, I've seen it happen before to Miss-Piggy-Mask, hell it's happened to me. Bill came into my group because he tricked two people who didn't know better into letting him in. Eventually both of them came to there senses before he hurt us. I however had a leech on my back for more then a year and didn't know it until the leech was replaced with a knife. Sooner or later Grant, you like everyone else Bill has called a partner will realise the truth. The man has gone through more partners then a corner hooker that is giving a discount and there's a reason for it. RH: Rice thinks you are acting a little childish when you threaten Nightmare's family. He thinks you might need to grow up a little and realise there are boundaries you don't cross and things you don't say. What do you think about that? XK: I think Grant is being a bit of a poo head, yeah now who is being childish? Me. See that's childish, saying you're going to beat someone up then beat up there family on a play ground is being stupid. Say that same this as an adult is a threat one that could probably end up getting you some time with with police. Luckily for me, I never said I was going to beat up Nightmare then his family remember that context thing. Lucy: You mean the context you've only just given your statement that you wanted to fight Bill's children. XK: There was context before that, I said when they come of age, when they aren't children. RH: Grant thinks you need to be taught a lesson on the boundaries you know. XK: I know but the thing is being a Dual Crown champion and the best fighter in the company, there really is nothing stopping me stepping over those boundaries. I can say that on his downtime Cobra Commander rapes puppies, whose going to stop me? What's the consequence? [Kitten pauses as if to say there are none] XK: Grant can take his boundaries and his lesson plan and fuck right off because they don't apply as far as I'm concerned. RH: If you go after Nightmare's knee Grant plans to come after your ankle and thoughts? XK: I think that if I went after that bad joint the match would be over before Grant had a chance to get my ankle. Grant is probably the kind of coward that would try and get me after the match though and there's a good chance if that were the case the closest he'd get to my ankle is when my shin hitting him in the face. Lucy: Or the sole of you boot. XK: Or the sole of my boot. [Kitten looks at the camera] XK: Grant, I don't break people, I win matches but everyone already knows that. RH: One last question. [Kitten looks at Rebecca] XK: Oh great this is almost over. RH: What are you and Jaime Lee up to?! [Rebecca yells out the question she's been waiting to ask the whole time] XK: Nothing, though will be seeing her sometime this week. RH: Really, why? XK: I have to give her and a few other's their presents for there contribution to the battle royal last week. [Rebecca rolls her eyes. End of footage] *North of (Tempe) the suburb that the venue is in. |
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