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Play Time!; Simon Rp
Topic Started: Jul 11 2007, 08:11 PM (39 Views)
Elrick
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The camera is brought quickly into the scene of a arena, the crowd is hustling and bustling! The match in the ring looks already in full swing as we watch the action live! But wait… why is there two gigantic hands in the ring holding the two wrestlers? What in the hell, the crowds all cardboard?! And WHAT THE HELL! The ring covers got Toy Factory Wrestling! on it but in markers been scribbled over it then replaced with a crummy looking “FIW” logo. On closer inspection we actually see that the two “wrestlers” are in fact two dolls, one is a Mr. T, A Team action figure, the other a Doink the Clown figurine, both stand toe to as the hands control them.

As the camera pans out to see where we are, we see the genius of this promo… well we see Simon anyways. He’s sat at the slowly being constructed FIW ring area, third row from the front and he seems to have tried (failed too) to reconstruct the ReVolt arena, in which the arena’s all placed on a rusty looking dustbin can lid, which is rested over two chairs. Simon himself is completely oblivious to us actually seeing him, either way he continues his “show” as the camera watches on.


Shaun Voice: You, me, we in a whhhhhhhole lotta trouble bub!

As the worse stroke Mr. T/Shaun Wilson impression is done the figure walked up, well is moved up to the clown figure and slaps his face, as Simon then does a crowd reaction, booing Shaun.

Justin Voice: You slapped me? I am Insane! Justin! I will kick your ass from here…

…Moves the clown figure to one side of the ring…

Justin Voice: …Too here.

…again moves the figure, this time to the other side as he makes the figure cross is arms looking all angry…

Justin Voice: You Scared? Are You Scared!

…After he says this he hit’s a very cheap, but always resounding “Yessssssssss!” as he waves his hands around, forgetting and scaring a few workers behind him breaking the silence, Simon giggled before carrying on as the camera moved down to watch on.

Shaun Voice: Scared? Yes I am pooin my pants!

Justin Voice: Am Not!

Shaun Voice: Is Too! Fool!

Justin Voice: Are not retard bunny rabbit ear headed monkey brained willy face!

Shaun Voice: Is Too! But I must show you the way to the light side! I will show you

Justin Voice: I pity the fool! I. Pity. The. Fool! Who can’t beat me one… on… one! Time to die! Time to be! Insanified!!

As Simon squeals these last words practically the figure of Justin rushes the Shaun one, only in play fighting style he takes him 10 feet in the air delivers a fucked up looking scoop slam before covering him! As Simon begins to roar the pin!

Justin Voice: ONE! TWO! THREEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!

In excitement Simon launches the figures in the air, Justin one coming down, but the Shaun one staying up in the air, thus being he didn’t leave, he lay dead in the ring as Simon starts to pout, feeling bad for him as he did his best Michael Anderson impression he could.

Michael Voice: And Your Weiner! At a moments notice HEHE! JJJUUSSSTTTIIINNNNN MMMEEEEEE!!!!!

Simon starts making a crowd cheering noise as the workers watch on, some just think what the fuck, others used to the strange happening of FIW. Simon then makes the clown figure climb into the “crowd” and celebrate as he tries to do his best Constance Loire commentary voice.

Conse Voice: The blood! Oh god I almost peed my pants! Ohm I did!

As Simon resides some very un Conse words a crew members comes behind Simon as he looks to be constructing the proper seating in there.

“Simon, could we get you to leave we’re trying to finish this seating area off please.”

As the “action” in the ring seemingly has ended, Simon turns towards the worker, his Simon clown in hand and begins speaking, still in the Justin voice.

Justin Voice: You… talking to me? ARE YOU TALKING TO ME? DO YOU KNOW WHO I AM MR.? DO YOU EVEN CONSIDER WHAT YOU HAVE JUST DONE?! DO YOU?! OH MY GOD DO YOU?!

The worker, trying to think of what to look at more… Simon or the doll just stares at Simon.

“No?”

Simon stands up, waving the figure in the workers face as he carries on talking as he thinks Justin would, really trying to seem angry but not very well, as she’s smiling as he makes the voice.

Justin Voice: I am the FIW! World champion! Bow to me or you will feel my wrath!

“Simon please, we ain‘t picking on you.”

Justin Voice: Are you threatening me? The man that just pinned Shaun Wilson?! Oh now your gonna get it! Justin attack!

Simon starts waving the figure in the guys face, the guy just stands there looking towards Simon, Simon then stops, having thought he’d scared him enough.

“Ok, better? Now please move or we’ll get security to remove you Simon.”

Simon stands firm, trying to look tough as you can with a doll in his hand, but as he does, the crew member looks towards two big guys just chatting at ringside, they look like security as there both pretty big looking, Simon doesn’t even notice as he carries on his little wrestling action.

Justin Voice: Ohhh no they won’t they love Simon here too much! Simon’s awesome aren’t you Simon?

Simon actually blushes at his own comment, as he waves with his free hand towards the figure.

“Aww Justin, your too kind.”

Justin Voice: Well you are the greatest coach ever you know, your gonna help me win on ReVolt dude! All you!

“Aww Justin, your gonna make me…”

Before he even has chance to reply, the two security guys come over and pick up Simon, well one does as the other grabs the constructed wrestling ring, they both begin escorting Simon and his construction out as the crew guy just smiles, finding his little confrontation with Simon something special, but Simon wasn’t going quietly.

“Come on Justin, double team him!”

Justin Voice: I’m trying, my sexiness ain’t working!

“You win this one you big security guy, it ain’t over!”

Well it is actually as we watch Simon being taken off camera, swinging his arms and Justin figure towards the guy, but having no effect as we fade, watching Simon being lifted out and his ring being thrown away, how rude?! Too late, fade.
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