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Staples; The Home Office Supplier
Topic Started: Jul 14 2007, 11:10 PM (43 Views)
Ash
Capt. Ash Kapow~!
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The scene opens backstage at the Wells Fargo Arena, shortly after another eventful ReVolt has gone off the air. With the camera based in the sick-bay, the travelling home of Dr Jim McCoy, we see Ash Koopa sat on the edge of a bench with a blood-stained towel draped around his neck, whilst the doc sterilises his equipment. Still sat in his wrestling gear, Ash scowls at the floor, clearly unhappy with his new additional features, in the form of a large welt under his left eye and several staples in his forehead.

Jim: "So, are you going to be attending Crackerjack's pool party that everyone is talking about?"

The right side of Ash's top lip curls slightly as he turns his gaze to the doctor.

Ash: "What do you think, doc? Crackerjack gave me this damn lump under my right eye for no good reason. I don't really think attending his pool party is top on my list of priorities right now. I can only imagine that if I went to his house and put his face on his barbecue grill, I'd either be fired from the promotion or arrested by the police. Probably both. The man is a maniac and has probably poisoned all of the food.."

Jim: "A busy week for me, then."


The doc forces a grin as Ash simply glares.

Ash: "Just get the damn staples out of my head."

Nodding, Jim takes a pair of surgical scissors and begins to carefully cut at the staples on Ash's forehead, causing the battered star to wince with each one.

Ash: "I can't actually believe my luck. Despite winning the match and gaining another valuable win, I come out of the match with staples embedded in my forehead. Why that referee didn't check Momoko for hidden objects is completely beyond me; they know she's full of tricks. One day, that girl is going to pull a Yakuza hit-squad out of her panties and let them loose on the entire roster. And I can tell you now; that won't be a good day at the office. Not that this is.."

Jim: "It's nothing overly serious though. Just a couple pieces of metal.."

Ash: "No offence, McCoy, but you've only come across staples when either finishing your paperwork or removing them from someone's skin, thanks to Momoko. You've never been on the receiving end of a staple in the forehead or any other body part of that matter. You can say it's nothing serious, but these things hurt like Hell. They may be tiny bits of metal, but they're in my head. Not like voices, but physically in my head. And I want them gone.."

Jim: "Be patient, you patient."


Again, Jim forces a weak smile, only for Ash to glare up at him with a look of disdain on his face. As Ash turns away and resumes scowling at the floor once again, the doc takes a set of tweezers and begins to pull the jagged staples out of Ash's forehead, causing him to wince in pin once again.

Ash: "This whole promotion has gone crazy. Momoko staples me and gets nothing more than a slight warning from the referee; I don't see the front office chasing up on this situation. Crackerjack snaps and lays into me and 'Jacko for no good reason, then goes off and has himself a pool party. Daisuke gets himself a shot at the Fighting Spirit Championship. I have to wonder what the Hell goes on around here, and I often find myself asking whether I'm actually the most sane person on the roster. Hard to believe, I know. At least next week is looking promising.."

Jim: "What's lined up?"

Ash: "I'm paired with 'Jacko and Liam Mortell against Daisuke, Blond and their apparent hired gun, Sean Madrox. I only wish Crackerjack and Momoko were in the match though, as I want a little payback. But, it'll be good seeing Liam; I haven't had a chance to speak to him since he won the belt a few weeks back. The guy deserves it. Soon enough, the entire Trio With No Team will have gold when we finally get our legitimate shot at the Tag Team Championships."

Jim: "Your last shot was legit, if I remember correctly."

Ash: "Yes, but.."


Pausing in mid-sentence, Ash glares up at the doc once again.

Ash: "Are you done yet?"

The doc raises a finger to Ash, in a request to be silent, then produces the final staple from his forehead and places it in a tray. Both men look at the eight half-staples in the tray and Jim offers it to Ash, who simply shakes his head. With the staples removed and very little physical damage done, Ash hoists himself off of the bench and looks to leave, only for the doc to grab his arm.

Jim: "Take this, Ash. It might help.."

As Jim produces a lollipop, Ash breaks a half-smile and takes it from the doc, then nods and turns to make his exit from the sick-bay. With Ash out of the shot, the doc goes about cleaning his equipment once again, prompting the scene to come to a close.

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