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| Tweet Topic Started: Jul 19 2007, 03:17 AM (43 Views) | |
| Xtreme Kitten | Jul 19 2007, 03:17 AM Post #1 |
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[The scene opens with a shaky shot; as if the camera man was jumping out of something. When the camera steadies it is obvious the camera man had jumped out of a ute tray. Lucy steps out of the driver's door in; a white top, black jeans and matching black leather boots. She looks over the hood of the car as Xtreme gets out of the car wearing: a loose fitting, short sleeve, light blue shirt; dark blue shorts that extend below his knee, thongs (that's flip flops for people that call them that stupid name) and his mask] Lucy: Why couldn't we have just called him? [Kitten turns to Lucy and lean on the hood as he talks to her] XK: Because that's not what the message asked. Lucy: I know he asked as to come and see him but you have a match to get ready for, you should have been training not travelling. XK: Oh come off it Lucy, you're just pissed off because we are missing that party... that party I wouldn't have gone to anyway. Lucy: I could have taken the stand in. XK: And missed a visit with the family, why would you want to do something like that? Lucy: For the chance to get Rebecca Hunter so drunk when she wakes up next to Jeff Noon she'll have to think the worst. [Xtreme Kitten smiles at the thought] XK: As fun as that sounds, there will be plenty of chances for that, how often do we get the chance to come down here? Lucy: We could have came here last week. [Kitten thinks about it] XK: Yeah well we didn't so we are here now. [Kitten looks at the camera] XK: For the masses out there that have no idea what we are talking about or where we are, I'll explain. We are currently in Pátzcuaro, Michoacán, Estados Unidos Mexicanos, that's Mexico for those that couldn't figure it out. Why are we here? We are here because the old man, known to many out there as Máscara del Gatito or Kitten Mask has asked me to come see him. [Lucy turns to the camera] Lucy: For those wondering why someone would travel to Mexico right before a title defence, I'll make sure someone explains that. [Lucy looks at Kitten] XK: Hey don't look at me, it's not really my story to tell. [Xtreme Kitten then turns from the vehicle and looks at a building in front of the car, well not technically a building but from of a wall/fence with a painting of a mask much like Kitten's with “Escuela de Lucha” painted over it. Just to the side of the painting is a solid looking gate. Kitten and Lucy walk over to it, the camera man follows near behind them] XK: KNOCK KNOCK! [The gate opens and there stands a Mohawk styled and tattoo covered student of Kitten Mask in nothing but knee length black shorts. Some may recognise him as Energio Gatito. He stares at Kitten for a moment and smiles] EG: Well fuck me, I owe Blanco some nieve. [Lucy kicks the ground. Energio looks at her] EG: What's your problem? [Lucy glares at Energio] Lucy: You mean besides the fact I could be at a barbecue getting Rebecca Hunter drunk and putting her in compromising situations? [Enegio steps out toward Lucy and shuts the gate behind him, Kitten glares at the smaller student as he walks past him and towards the ute] XK: Where are you going? [Energio spins back around but walks backwards towards the ute] EG: To a barbecue. XK: We aren't going. [Energio rushes back] EG: Why not?! XK: The old man sent me a letter to come see him. EG: Shit that all? Look forget about that crap, the old dude's just going to give you the speech about how he hates Extreme Ninja number one. [Kitten rolls his eyes] XK: I know that but still the old man wants to talk so here I am besides- [Lucy cuts him off] Lucy: Besides he's a party pooper and just doesn't want to go. [Kitten looks at Lucy] XK: I'd rather wrestle pigs in a pig pen, then spend my free time with those people. [Gatito grabs Kitten by the shirt and pulls him so they are face to face] EG: Drunk Hunter! She's fucking hot! Hot I say! And you chose to come here?! Are you fucked in the head?! [There is a moment of silence before Kitten speaks] XK: Are you done? EG: Yep. XK: Mind letting go of my shirt? [Energio lets go of the shirt] XK: Energio it'll mostly be the filth and the boring, I doubt anyone even near interesting will show up. If it makes you feel any better, you can come to Summer of Sin, I'll introduce you to Rebecca and hey you might even met Matt Impact's mum. EG: She hot? XK: You've seen Rebecca. EG: Nah, nah, I meant Matt Impact's mum is she hot? XK: She's Matt Impact's mum. [Kitten stares at Energio for a moment] EG: What? Hot women can have crappy children. [Kitten just shakes his head and walks over to the gate] XK: You going to let us back in? EG: Can't aint got a key on me. XK: Anyone in there? EG: Just the old man; who never answers the front gate, three trainees; who aren't allowed to answer the gate, Dilrante; who is Dilrante, and Cerebro. [Kitten rolls his eyes] XK: Where are the others? EG: Well Oro is off filming, not that he'd be around if he knew you were coming. Negro is off getting in a fight somewhere as usual. Blanco is off doing something nice probably helping orphans or at an animal shelter or helping orphans feed animals at a shelter. Lucy: What about Gigante or Chu? EG: Big guy is out running errands, he'll be gone most of the day and creepy is out banging a virgin covered in goat blood. [Lucy just stares at Energio] EG: Look I don't know what that fucking guy does but I can tell you now it probably involves goat blood. [Kitten starts kicking at the gate] XK: ANYBODY! [Suddenly the gate opens but there is no one behind it, though there are fingers holding into the top that go unnoticed by the three as they walk in] Dilrante: BAAAARRRHRHRRHRHR! [Dilrante jumps out from behind the gate not to scare anyone but to say hello, he hugs and kissing Kitten shakes Lucy's hand and bows to Energio before running out of the gate and into the street he looks around all excited before running out of view. Energio dashes to the gate but turns back to the camera] EG: Oh this is much more fun the getting Rebecca Hunter drunk. [There is plenty of sarcasm from Energio before he runs off after Dilrante. Kitten looks at Lucy] XK: I miss that? Lucy: What? Getting locked out of the school? XK: No, Dilrante wrangling. [Kitten then looks at the camera] XK: Well camera guy, you've travelled all this way with us but this is where we must say goodbye, as you aren't allowed to film the old man. [Lucy looks at Kitten] Lucy: Who is going to film him if he can't? Oro's not here. [Kitten looks around and spots a guy in a harlequin outfit standing near an empty wrestling ring in the middle of the space] XK: Oi clown guy I've never seen before, get the camera! [The harlequin snaps to attention as soon as he notices who is yelling at him then runs over and wrestles the camera from the operator. The camera finds Kitten again] XK: Good work, Energio must be doing something right. [Kitten walks past the ring followed by Lucy and the camera, Kitten stops and spins back to the camera] XK: He’s in his office right? [The camera nods and Xtreme Kitten glares at it for a moment before looking at Lucy] XK: You know I think it’s the camera, it stops people talking. [Kitten then turns back and continues to walk towards the building. Kitten steps through an open sliding door Kitten kicks off his thongs then walks to the left] XK: Hey old man! MDG: Ningún Inglés! [Subtitles suddenly kick in] Subtitles: No English! [The camera and Lucy finally get into the room, the walls are covered in pictures of Xtreme Kitten but they seem to be too old to actually be the Dual Crown champion. Xtreme Kitten sits down in a chair across from an older man wearing the same mask he is and a white singlet, it is unknown is he is wearing any more then that since he is sitting at a large wooden desk] MDG: Alegre podrías hacerlo, agradable ver que trajiste a Lucy con ti Subtitle: Glad you could make it, nice to see you brought Lucy with you MDG: Necesitamos hablar de ti lucha con Extreme Ninja number two. Subtitle: We need to talk about your fight with Extreme Ninja number two. [Xtreme Kitten nods] MDG: Para demasiado largo su amo tiene lejos con lo que él hizo a mí. Subtitle: For too long his master has got away with what he did to me. [Xtreme Kitten nods again] MDG: Me nunca dieron la ocasión para la venganza o la justicia. [Again with the nod] MDG: Debes hacerlo para mí, tomar hacia fuera mi venganza en el estudiante. Subtitle: You must do it for me, take out my revenge on the student. [The champ nods again but Lucy looks annoyed] Lucy: ¿Ése es porqué nos preguntaste aquí? ¡Porque deseaste decirte eso?! Él sabe para conseguir la venganza en ellos, tú se cerciora de todos los estudiantes lo saber. Subtitle: That is why you asked us down here? Because you wanted to tell him that?! He knows to get revenge on them, you make sure all the students know that. [Kitten Mask turns his attention to Lucy] MDG: Ningún no acabo de traerte aquí para ése. Subtitle: No I didn't just bring you here for that. Lucy: Bueno porque teníamos cosas importantes podríamos ahora hacer. Subtitle: Good because we had important things we could be doing now. MDG: ¿Como qué? Subtitle: Like what? Lucy: Como conseguir Rebecca Hunter bebido y ponerla en la cama intercalada por Jeff Noon y Toby Bostock. Subtitle: Like getting Rebecca Hunter drunk and putting her in bed sandwiched by Jeff Noon and Toby Bostock. [Kitten Mask jumps up from his desk showing he is wearing a pair of blue jeans] MDG: ¿Entonces porqué estamos aquí? Subtitle: Then why are we here? XK: Sentarte abajo, sentarte abajo. Subtitle: Sit down, sit down. MDG: ¿Por qué? Subtitle: Why? XK: Porque no vamos. Ahora decirme qué más deseaste. Subtitle: Because we are not going. Now tell me what else you wanted. [Kitten Mask sits down] MDG: Deseo conseguir Rebecca bebido Subtitle: I want to get Rebecca drunk. XK: Pozo que no está sucediendo. Subtitle: Well that’s not happening. MDG: Muy bien, quisiera que consiguieras mi venganza. Subtitle: Fine, I want you to get my revenge. XK: Dicho eso. Subtitle: Said that. MDG: Quisiera que lo hicieras como. Subtitle: I want you to do it like I would. XK: ¿Qué? Subtitle: What? MDG: Quisiera que lucharas como utilicé a, como lo hice cuando Ninja extremo número uno dio a Jack Stark el triunfo. Subtitle: I want you to fight like I used to, like I did when Extreme Ninja Number One gave Jack Stark the win. [Lucy and Xtreme Kitten look gob smacked, possibly even worried] XK: Hará Subtitle: Will do. MDG: Ahora si me excusas, tengo que ser algo donde. Subtitle: Now if you'll excuse me, I have to be some where. [Kitten Mask gets up from the desk and walks out of the room, the camera focuses on Lucy and Kitten] Lucy: Are you really going to do it? XK: I have to. Lucy: Right well I better call the production team and tell them to change the graphics to Extreme Ninja number Two as champion. XK: Nah, even limiting myself to his style I can still hand the bad referee and horrible martial artist, I mean he’s from Detroit and nothing good comes from Detroit. [End of footage] |
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