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| Tweet Topic Started: Jul 23 2007, 03:39 PM (45 Views) | |
| Xtreme Kitten | Jul 23 2007, 03:39 PM Post #1 |
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[The scene opens with Lucy walking a backstage hallway with the Global and World belts over her shoulders. Xtreme Kitten is a few steps behind her rubbing his back of all things] XK: Ah fuck that hurt. Lucy: Well you should have got up. XK: There was no time. Lucy: There was plenty of time. XK: No there wasn't, I had no time to react before getting hit. [Lucy spins around and glares at Kitten] Lucy: Stop complaining about the fucking stairs! You almost got beat! [Xtreme Kitten looks at the camera] XK: You probably thought we were talking about the stomp didn't ya? [Knowing an answer aint coming he turns to Lucy] XK: No almost about it, I got beat, I may have been hanging out in the barely conscious bar that is on the corner of knocked out and standing but I did hear the announcement. What did you do? [Lucy's eyes grow wide] XK: What did you do? [Kitten asks in a very serious tone] Lucy: Me? I ah nothing, I did nothing. XK: Nothing? Then how is it I got disqualified. Lucy: Well, Jaime Lee slide into the ring and kicked Ninja in the nuts. [Kitten stares, blinks and stares some more and Lucy cracks] Lucy: Okay, okay, I may have possible made my way into the ring and hit Ninja in the head... [Kitten is about to speak when Lucy finishes her confession] Lucy: With this belt. [Lucy raises the Global championship a little. Xtreme Kitten lowers his head and turns and walks away from the camera] Lucy: Where are you going? XK: To see if Cobra Commander will get the match restarted. [Lucy dashes after Kitten and turns him around] Lucy: What?! XK: Did I stutter? I said I'm going to see if I can get the match restarted. Lucy: You can't do that. XK: Are you sure? I think he'd jump at the chance to put me in a match after I was damn near knocked out and hitting him back on the stares. [Kitten goes to walk away but Lucy grabs his arm to stop him] Lucy: No, you can't get this match restarted not after all I have done. [Kitten slowly turns around] XK: You hit a guy in the head with a championship belt. Lucy: I saved you. I stopped you from letting all our hard work go down the drain. XK: I wasn't letting it, I tried. Lucy: Hardly. [Kitten pulls his arm away] XK: Hardly? Hardly?! Lucy I had that little assassin ready for the Cat's Meow! Lucy: Right, right, after being humiliated by him and your own actions for most of the match. XK: Lucy, I was just doing as the old man instructed. Lucy: And that was the problem, you aren't the old man, he can apply a hold properly. XK: I can apply holds properly. Lucy: Some, none of which you used. XK: Well yeah but- Lucy: No buts, you screwed up and I stopped it from ruining everything. XK: By ruining the match. Lucy: One match versus everything we have and will do. XK: That's how can you justify hitting a man in the back of the head with title belt? Lucy: No, no, I am sorry it had to happen like that but I needed to make sure the match ended with you as champion. Though you shouldn't be casting any stones. XK: And why not? Lucy: You bit him. [Xtreme Kitten thinks about it for a moment] XK: Damn. [Kitten looks at Lucy] XK: So what are we going to do about this? Lucy: About what? XK: About ruining “hack the referee” Ninja's chance? [Lucy shakes her head] Lucy: Nothing. XK: Nothing? Lucy, I fought like the old man even though it goes against his teachings and you whacked in the head with a big shiny belt we have to do more then that. [Lucy thinks about it for a second and nods] Lucy: You're right we have to continue forward and not dwell on this. XK: And that's going to make things right how? Lucy: Fucked if I know but how can I fix what you did to Ninja if you lose? Hmm if you aren't the champion, how am I meant to clean up your mess? XK: My mess? I didn't hit him with a belt. [Lucy rolls her eyes] Lucy: Haven't I already explained that me hitting him was your fault? XK: Maybe, still a little rattled in the head can't recall everything. Lucy: Okay, you sucked at the old man thing, you stuffed up the submissions and didn't break out the power game like he would have. I not wanting you to lose because of his request stopped it from happening. That means it's all your fault. XK: My fault? Lucy: Right. XK: Then screw fixing it. [Lucy shakes her head] Lucy: What? XK: Lucy we can't afford to be fixing mistakes I've made, we'd need a list, some kind of list of all the mistakes and bad deeds I've done and that list would be long, I mean unlike that Earl fella we'd need an A-Three piece of paper and I'm not sure that would be enough room. Hell my couple of years in Mexico would probably fill one side and then there's Australia, Thailand, England, Chi- [Lucy cuts Kitten off] Lucy: Okay I get it you're a screw up. XK: Right and you aren't, you screw up so little we have time to make corrections... except for that whole choosing Bill thing, I may take the blame for letting him stay when I should have ignored you and just threw him in the trash but I can't correct your choice. If this is my fault to hell with it. [Kitten then walks off past the camera] Lucy: Hey we going to the conference? XK: Do I have cunt written across my forehead? Lucy: No but it is on the back of your new shirt. XK: Hence why I didn't ask: do I have cunt written on the back of my new shirt. My new shirt which can be brought on line and at every FIW event. [End of footage] |
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