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| From a hotel room; like most of Kitten's promos | |
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| Tweet Topic Started: Jul 27 2007, 07:11 PM (38 Views) | |
| Xtreme Kitten | Jul 27 2007, 07:11 PM Post #1 |
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[align=center]KNOCK! KNOCK! KNOCK![/align] [The scene opens with the loud noises, the footage cuts in of a very large hotel room. Lucy; in a little back dress, walks past the camera and opens the door. There stands Xtreme Kitten almost looking like he jumped from an SoS poster wearing; his mask, a white dress shirt, black dress pants and a black vest that's not done up. In Kitten's right hand is a black cloth bag that seems to be filled with something. The camera goes unnoticed by Kitten as he looks at Lucy] XK: This better be good I was- [Kitten notices the camera and stares at it] XK: A camera? You had a message sent to me because of a bloomin' camera? [Kitten turns to Lucy] XK: Why would you even set up camera time for now? [Lucy shakes her head] Lucy: I didn't, they just showed up. XK: Of it's own accord? [Before Lucy can answer Kitten looks at the camera] XK: So you aren't the mindless robot I thought you were. Lucy: Someone from management probably sent him. XK: So you still might be the mindless robot I thought you were. [Kitten steps out of the doorway and gestures for the camera and its operator to leave with a sway of the arms towards the doorway] XK: Okay Coat Prototype Number Five it's time to get out of my hotel room. [Lucy shuts the door and Kitten stares at her] Lucy: No one is going anywhere and what's with calling him coat? XK: It's a play on Johnny Five from the Short Circuits films, well his name before he got hit by lightening. Lucy: I know but coat? XK: Camera operator and transport. Lucy: Alright then, now let's get this over with. XK: What over with? Lucy: This promo. XK: I just tried to get it over with, you stopped me. [Lucy rolls her eyes] Lucy: I meant do the talking thing. XK: About what? Lucy: You're match. XK: What's there to talk about? Lucy: Your competition. XK: Oh alright that wont take long. [Kitten looks at the camera with a smile] XK: She wants me to tell you about my competition. [Kitten rubs his chin with one finger then taps on it for a moment before his eyes suddenly spark open] XK: I have non [Kitten spits the words out fast but not as fast as he turns around and opens the door after saying them] XK: Now go! [Lucy shuts the door again] XK: Hey! I did what you told me now let him go. Lucy: Are you kidding me? XK: No, no, I just did, it was fast you might have missed it so I'll do it again. [Kitten turns to the camera] XK: I have no competition! [Quick again with his words Kitten turns to open the door to find Lucy leaning on it] XK: OH COME ON! Lucy, what do you want from me? Lucy: What do I always want from you? XK: Pleasure. Lucy: I was looking for the answer, to take matches more seriously but that will do. It would please me if you would actually talk about the challengers for your match, maybe the match stipulation itself. XK: Match stipulation? Lucy: Roll of the Dice. XK: Oh, oh right that.... yeah about that I got no clue what the difference between this and a triple threat is. Lucy: I gave you a print out of the rules what did you do with it? XK: When'd you give it to me? Lucy: Before we left for Mexico. XK: Can't remember you giving me anything before we left. Lucy: I put it in the pocket of your pants. XK: Oh that's what that was, I signed it and gave it to one of those border guards. [Lucy just glares at Kitten] XK: Hey it was on the Mexico side, you know what it's like down there for me, I get recognised easily. Lucy: Well maybe if you weren't wearing your mask all the time you wouldn't XK: Well with that idiot getting a lift with us I wasn't about to go bare faced. Why couldn't we have just left him in at the school? Lucy: Because he was booked for a championship match, management have been looking for him and we could use the points to try and get on their good side. Oh and I wanted to see how he could get across the borders. XK: Yeah I can't believe that he didn't get the full cavity search. Lucy: Which reminds me, pay up. [Kitten looks at Lucy's open palm then reaches into the bag he is carrying he pulls out one casino chip and puts in her hand. Lucy stares at the chip, then at the bag then at Kitten] Lucy: How much is in that bag? XK: A lot. Lucy: How much was in it before you sat at the table. XK: I didn't even have bag when I sat at the table. If you let me go back I'll get another one. [Lucy ponders moving from the door, she looks at; the chip, the bag, the camera and the door, she then shakes her head] Lucy: No, no, I have to get you ready for the match. XK: Ready? I've trained, I always train and I even did a little study, I watched the match between Impact and Nakahata. Lucy: And that's almost as bad ad you not know what type of match you are in. XK: Me watching the match is bad now? Awesome, I'll start being good immediately. Lucy: No you idiot, watching is good, not actually paying attention is bad. XK: I paid attention, Kiyoshi choked Impact out. Lucy: He dominated him, he put on a dominate showing while you, you made yourself look like an idiot and embarrassed your school. [Xtreme Kitten suddenly turns to the camera] XK: Not the entire school, just the old man and surprisingly not because I sucked but because he was ashamed to see me doing such distasteful things like biting. He's actually apologised for asking me to fight that way, which almost sent Lucy into a full blown case of shock. Lucy: He had to have been drunk. XK: Drunk or not I'll take it. Lucy: Of course you will anything to keep the blame from falling with yourself. XK: Naturally. [Lucy shoves Kitten in the back and continues to push him until he is sitting on a large, plush couch. She stands looking down on him] Lucy: Before I even start on how screwed you are I'll explain to you the match. [Lucy sits next to Kitten] Lucy: Basically every three to five minutes a dice will be rolled and depending on the number either Kiyoshi or Matt could end up in a cage keeping them out of the match or neither one could end up in a cage. XK: What about me? Can I end up in the cage? Lucy: If you had read the paper I gave you, you'd have thought you could have, however I have heard things that you wont. XK: Things? Like whisperings? Like the sounds of someone rigging the dice rolls? Lucy: No, nothing like that. XK: Are you sure? Because this sounds like just the opportunity Cobra Commander has been looking for... though I would have thought he would have kept me in the cage to make sure I couldn't compete rather then putting half of what is supposed to be my competition in it. [Kitten looks at the camera] XK: I mean come on, taking away half of what is already a weak field is going to make this too easy. People don't want to travel out into the sand to see me run through someone. [Kitten's pauses is sudden as he stops to think] XK: No, no wait they do but they don't want it to be easy, they want to see a fight and not a completely one sided one. Lucy: That's right so you better pay attention. [Xtreme Kitten looks at Lucy] XK: To what? [Lucy rolls her eyes] Lucy: To me. You said you watched the match between Kiyoshi and Matt and you still think you have no competition. [Xtreme Kitten nods] Lucy: How, how can that be? Kiyoshi completely out classed Matt. XK: It can be because it was Matt Impact. The guys as useless as tits on a bull. He wasted an hour of everyone's time with his run away strategy, beat Prime because he had brain surgery. He finally puts up a fight and loses miserably, no big shock there. Lucy: You're putting that entire match down to Matt Impact being inadequate? XK: Of course, not to take anything away from Kiyoshi and his Judo skills but if Matt wouldn't run away I'm pretty sure any random child could beat Matt Impact. [Kitten looks at the camera] XK: That's right, I'm still beat on a random child beat Impact and Prime. I'd like to see one of you two take me up on this bet and fight a child from the crowd. Lucy: Would you bet on a random child to beat Kiyoshi? XK: No, I give him more credit then that. Lucy: Good at least your opinion on of him isn't that low. XK: I would however bet on any of the children in the junior divisions of Muay Thai in Thailand to take him. [Lucy just shakes her head, then turns Kitten to face her] Lucy: You do realise that the only reason you are champion now is because of me? You have no right to be this confident! XK: I'm probably still the champion because of you. It's not one hundred percent certain I would have lost. Lucy: No but it's bloody close and that was against Extreme Ninja number two a guy trained by a referee to be a referee, how can you expect to just simply beat a Judo master? XK: By simply beating him. [Lucy just glares at Kitten] Lucy: What? XK: By beating him, I beat people up remember, that's what I do, I didn't do that against Ninja and I paid the price. Kiyoshi doesn't have the advantage of me fighting in a way I haven't had to since graduating from the school. Kiyoshi is at the distinct disadvantage of me fighting to keep a championship. [Kitten looks at the camera] XK: See Kiyoshi, I don't care if that was the old you, the you that ran threw every challenger for the Fighting Spirit championship that choked out Impact. I've faced the old you, I beat him, twice, once with the sunset flip. I don't care if you changed between the time I beat you a third time and when you became a champion and why is that? Because as dominate as you were... you were dominate right? I didn't really pay attention to your reign. Anyway as dominate as you think you were I have proof I am more so. Hutch, Nightmare, Toan, Tomoko, Lance Evers, Prime, Vinj, Ragin', Maj Tahal, Momoko and yourself are all part of the proof. At any time did you ever defend the Fight Spirit championship against me? Against someone like me? No, any one of my calibre? No because there is no one besides me firing that size round. I have always been and on Sunday will show once again, I am the better fighter, maybe not the better man but the better fighter. Lucy: you aren't taking him seriously at all are you. XK: Nope. Lucy: You should. XK: No, I wish I should. I wish I had to consider him a real threat. I really do it would mean all that torment I put Cobra Commander through looking for new competition was for naught and that would be hilarious. Lucy: I'm sure it would if you thought it now butt when you come around Sunday night and realise Kiyoshi is the Dual Crown champion, I doubt you'll be laughing. XK: I don't know if that were the case I might laugh at how stupid I've been... though that wont happen. Lucy: You're damn right it wont. [Lucy gets up from the couch and walks off shot, Kitten then gets in the face with a pair of track pants and a singlet] Lucy: Get changed, we have work to do. XK: Didn't I mention I've trained? Lucy: And trained more, yes I know but you train again and you are going to keep training until you submit to the idea Kiyoshi could just be the one you were looking for. [Kitten looks at the camera] XK: Please if you have a soul call an ambulance, tell them that a man is suffering from exhaustion and dehydration... they should get hear by the time it's true. [End of footage] |
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