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Your New Fighting Spirit Champion; Exclusive Interview!!!
Topic Started: Jul 30 2007, 08:37 PM (47 Views)
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The scene opens with Jeff Noon standing in the parking garage of the Staples Center. As he stands with microphone in hand waiting for the wrestlers to arrive for his first exclusive interview after Summer of Sin, a black stretch limo pulls into scene and comes to a stop within inches of Noon’s feet. The driver hops out of the car and jogs around to open the passenger side rear door. Just then a foot covered in the finest Italian leather loafers steps out of the car and then the head of the new Fighting Spirit Champion, Ethan Adams. The champion is wearing a pricey striped untucked button up with three buttons undone at the top to expose his massive chest and he has on a pair of faded jeans that had to have set him back a weeks pay for any blue collar worker. But most importantly…around his waist secured tightly is the Fighting Spirit Championship belt. Ethan reaches up and pulls down the dark sun glasses that cover his eyes and takes a peak over them as he beams with joy from his victory at the pay per view.

Noon wastes no time and moves in as Ethan absorbs his surroundings and digs right in for his exclusive interview.

Noon: ”The look on your face says it all Ethan but tell me in your own words how you feel?”

Ethan stops turning toward the camera so that everyone watching can get a good glimpse of the belt strapped around his waist and pushes the sun glasses over his eyes.

Ethan: ”How do I feel?”

Ethan pauses momentarily and then laughs a little causing the belt to jiggle on his waist as his abdominal muscles tighten with the chuckle.

Ethan: ”Were you busy masturbating during my match last night, Noon?”

Jeff turns bright red in the face and attempts to reply but is not too successful.

Noon: ”I…errr…uh…”

Ethan interrupts before Jeff is able to answer the question.

Ethan: ”Forget it! Let me recap what happened for you. That should tell you damn well how I feel right now.”

Jeff nods still somewhat embarrassed by the comments made moments ago by the champion.

Ethan: ”Last night I did as I said I would. I got into the ring and won the Fighting Spirit championship…..single handedly eliminating all my opposition might I add.”

Noon: ”But Odin elim…..”

Again, Noon is cut off by Ethan who waives a hand to tell the interviewer to shut his trap.

Ethan: ”Now you choose to remember what happened? You choose to remember who pinned Sean Madrox but you don’t remember who softened him up for that big pile of horse shit. I dominated the Fighting Spirit Championship division last night. That is all that matters!”

Jeff stands nervously for a moment clearly with something on his mind but unsure if he wants to interject. The silence gets awkward and then Noon spits out what he is yearning to say.

Noon: ”Not the whole division…..”

With that said Jeff cowers like a dog that knows it has done something wrong and has been caught. He squints his eyes up and looks at Ethan through the little slits that are left. Ethan merely takes his glasses off and gives Jeff a look as if he doesn’t know what he is talking about. Noon takes a less defensive stance and continues on with his thought now that he believes he is in the clear.

Noon: ”Well there is the man that was originally slated to take part in the Summer of Sin match, Elrick. If it weren’t for family issues on his end. I think the result of the match could have taken quite a different ending.”

Ethan just laughs off the comment by Noon and keeps a cool composure.

Ethan: ”The last time I saw Elrick was when we tagged up against the Revolution and then shortly after leaving quickly in his car. His *makes finger quotes* family issues….came up at a opportune time. What I think really happened was Elrick got to thinking of the competition in the match and just bailed. Hell, he knew that he’d be able to come back with his sob story about his family and get a shot at MY championship. He’s hoping for a weakened opponent with me coming off my victory over three other men. He’s hoping for an easy way to get the belt back on his waist.”

Ethan reaches down and rubs a smudge from the edge of the belt before continuing on.

Ethan: ”He may as well conjure up another family emergency and go home because I sure as hell am not going to give up this championship anytime soon.”

Ethan puffs out his chest and waits for Jeff to reply.

Noon: ”Then there is the issue of…..”

Again Ethan injects preventing Jeff from finishing his thoughts. He completes that thought though as he deepens his voice in a mocking manner.

Ethan: ”The Mile High Madman!”

Ethan wiggles his fingers as if to say its scary but not really and he continues on.

Ethan: ”Drake Love! Another opportunist waiting in the wings. Just like Elrick…he disappears and comes back hoping to reclaim the glory he never had. He disappeared from FIW during an intense feud with one man I surpassed last night and the man I face this week. When the heat of the battle got to thick he panicked and ran home until things cooled off.”

Ethan licks his finger and sticks it to the bare skin exposed by his shirt and makes a sizzling sound.

Ethan: ”Things have only gotten hotter around here, Drake Love. You think your feud for the belt with Elrick and Sean Madrox was intense? Let me show you INTENSITY PERSONIFIED! Once I’m done beating Elrick back into family problems this week. I’m requesting a match with you. One on one….title or not….You don’t have to jump me from behind to get my attention. You have a problem with me….you want something I have…..YOU TELL ME AND YOU’LL GET YOUR SHOT! Book the match mother fuckers…….Ethan Adams versus Drake Love will happen!”

Ethan unstraps the belt from around his waist and holds it up for the camera and anyone watching to see at closer range.

Ethan:”This goes for anyone! Liam Mortell, Elrick, Odin, ANYONE….You want a shot at me…at my belt. I’m not hard to find! You want your shot at failure? Step in line bitches because the High Spot Sensation has just taken over Full Intensity Wrestling!”

The belt moves away from the camera lens and Ethan turns walking toward the entrance to the building as Jeff Noon steps into center frame.

Noon: ”There you have it. Ethan Adams is taking all challengers for the Fighting Spirit Championship. We’ll just have to sit back and see how long he can hold off the line of men itching to take that belt from around his waist.”

After finishing his closing statement Jeff stands staring awkwardly into the camera as the scene fades.

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