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| Xtreme Kitten | Aug 5 2007, 01:41 PM Post #1 |
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Extremely Ordinary
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[The scene opens with a shot of a bright summer day, the camera over looks a busy beach. The camera pulls back to show that it isn't outside but actually looking out from a window, a rather high one at that. The camera turns to show Kitten standing there in his mask and a light blue shirt and black jeans, standing in what looks to be a very high quality hotel room] XK: Beautiful wasn't it. Lucy: Don't tell me the weather's turned. [Kitten looks off shot towards wherever Lucy is] XK: I'm not talking about the weather. Lucy: So the day is still good? XK: Aren't you going to ask me what was beautiful? Lucy: No, I just want to know if the sun is still shining. [Kitten turns back to the camera] XK: It was, it- Lucy: Well? XK: Yes the day is still fine! [Kitten yells in the direction of Lucy] Lucy: Thank you. [Kitten focuses back on the camera] XK: Beautiful might even be strong enough a word to describe what it was but it's the closest word I can think of. What was so beautiful? [Kitten gives people time to think of what should be the obvious answer] XK: Why the Summer of Sin main event of course. Lucy: A blind man in Quintana Roo saw that coming. [Lucy says as she walks into frame wearing a small white dress which is just see through enough to let everyone see Lucy is wearing a blue bikini under the dress] XK: No he couldn't, though he could have heard it coming it was the obvious choice. Lucy: I don't know, seeing Jaime Lee meet barbed wire was pretty sweet. [Kitten just stares at Lucy for a moment] XK: You're kidding right? Because there is no one some hack match was better then what I achieved. Lucy: I never said the match was good, just Jaime have barbed wire meet her body with force, yeah that was good, I liked that, I think I'll send Miss Fantasica a gift for that. XK: Well if you do can you send her my thank you gift for eliminating Prime in that battle royal a while back? Lucy: What is the gift? [Xtreme Kitten blinks twice] XK: Let me rephrase, if you do, could you just put my name on the card or buy a second gift and just say it was from me, I'll pay you. Lucy: You realise this is being filmed, she likely just heard you. XK: Well then you better not say what you are going to by her for me because I want it to be a surprise. Lucy: Whatever, we need to talk about your match. XK: You mean the one shining moment at Summer of Sin. Where I not only withstood the Dojime sleeper for a lengthy period of time but also made Kiyoshi look like a fool by tapping out after he was illegal to make him think he won, HAHAHA-ah that was hilarious, the look on his face. Not to mention to make the moment shine even brighter I kicked out of the cradle back driver and in three moves beat Matt Impact? You mean that match right? Because it was awesome. Lucy: No, I mean the match coming up. XK: You mean where I have to take on; some guy called Graver, two English nut-cases and Nakahaha? Lucy: With; Crackerjack, Kailey Lane and Phyllis Bathory in your corner. Oh and don't forget it's worth one hundred thousand dollars. [Xtreme Kitten looks shocked as if this is the first he is hearing of the money, he then slowly nods like he understands] XK: Oh, oh I get it, this is some kind of charity match. One of those things where you take two people who know what they are doing and then stick them with a crap load of dead weight. The winner gets a donation made to the charity of their choice or are we raising money? Forget that I have a better question, who on the other team is meant to be the one who knows what they are doing? [Lucy shakes her head] Lucy: You're an idiot you know that? XK: Only when I'm not doing something smart. Lucy: So most of the time then? XK: Ye-NO! Lucy: Well hopefully this is one of those times because what you just said wasn't right. First of all the person who knows what they are doing would be Kiyoshi. [Kitten just stares at Lucy] XK: You're serious? You think he'd be in charge? After equalling Prime's record of failure? Surely Hutch; who I have only beaten once without Matt Impact sticking his aching and throbbing head into, would be the leader. Lucy: Well Hutch seems to think the same thing. XK: So now you are saying both Hutch and I are wrong? Lucy: I am but I'm not the one that has put you in the wrong, the card says Team Nakahata versus Team XK. [Xtreme Kitten looks angry] XK: What were the names? Lucy: Team Nakahata and Team XK. XK: XK? Lucy: That what is says. XK: I thought you said only Crackerjack, Phyllis Bathory and Kailey Lane were on my team. Lucy: They are. XK: Then why is my team named after this mystery suitor of Jaime Lee's? [Lucy stares at Kitten as if he had asked a stupid question, which he had] Lucy: Remember those are your initials. XK: I know but then wouldn't is be Team KN versus Team XK? It should be Team Kitten! Lucy: It should be but it isn't, probably because it would cause confusion in Spanish speaking countries, especially here. XK: La Paz? Lucy: Mexico in general. XK: I see. Why would Team Kitten be a problem here? Lucy: Because of Team Gatito. XK: I fail to see how that causes an issue. Lucy: Kitten, Gatito, same thing! The Spanish announcing would cause problems. XK: Nah, names of people don't get translated by the announcers. [Lucy looks shocked as Kitten sounds like he knows that for sure] Lucy: How do you know that? XK: Because I happen to know the announcers. Lucy: You do? How? I've never seen them at events. XK: Look how I know them and how you've never met them doesn't having anything to do with what we are discussing. Lucy: Yes it does. XK: No it doesn't, they have nothing to do with my team being named after Jaime Lee's beau. Lucy: We weren't discussing that, we were discussion why the team isn't called Team Kitten. XK: No, no, that was just a smaller part of the larger discussion on why the team was named after Mister Always-Off-Camera. Lucy: Look can we just forget the name and talk about how we are going to handle this situation. XK: Well I already know how I'm going to handle it- Lucy: Which means I already know how I'm gonna have to handle this. XK: Which means we don't need to discuss anything. Lucy: We do. [Kitten looks to plead with Lucy] XK: Why? We both know how we are going to handle this, why bother talking about it, it'll just waste tape. Lucy: We need to talk about it because you can't just ignore your team before the match, rock up on the day and treat it like any other fight. XK: Why not? it worked well back in my tag team carrying days. Lucy: The days you never talked over game plans XK: We never talked over the game plans because there was only ever one game plan and that was show up, beat people up and win, it worked. Lucy: Didn't work too well. XK: What are you on about? I carried the man that is subletting his former home to Cobra Commander to records. Lucy: Yeah all but one, the most important one, most defences. XK: Bah that was not my fault, I would have got around to that one had he not cut bait, upped anchor and sailed off. Lucy: You sure that's not because you never talked over game plans or talked about anything at that point. XK: Useless C. Good-For-Nothing was doing enough talking for both of us. Lucy: We are getting off point. XK: There's a point? Lucy: Yes, the point being you can't just refuse to talk to them. XK: Sure I can, greatest champion FIW has ever had, best fighter in the world, I don't have to talk to anyone I don't want to. Lucy: Then why do you talk to Rebecca Hunter? [Kitten just smiles and almost laughs] XK: Because it's amusing. Lucy: Well I bet right now Nakahata is holding a meeting with his team and you should be doing the same. XK: Well I wont and thankfully, none of them will get the chance to hold an impromptu meeting with me considering I'm in a completely different California to the one they are in. Lucy: We'll just see about that. XK: Don't even think about calling them to come here? The old man can have it so that I'll know they are in the country before they are even out of sight of the border authorities. [Kitten looks at the camera] XK: Without corrupting the system in anyway. [Kitten then looks back at the camera] Lucy: You think that will cover anything up? XK: Not really but there is nothing to cover up. Lucy: Because it can't actually be done. XK: Oh it can be done but why bother? No one is going to travel all this way just to talk over a stupid match. Lucy: They will when the stupid match is worth one hundred thousand dollars. XK: Pft they could have won more then that in Vegas, I did. [Lucy walks off shot and picks up her phone] Lucy: But I doubt they did. XK: What are you doing? Lucy: Making sure the team talks about this match. XK: But Lucy we don't need to. I am great. I will still be great on Friday. I don't need to talk to anyone. [End of footage] |
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| CallMeTA | Aug 7 2007, 03:58 AM Post #2 |
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*The scene opens to the very same room that XK's promo was filmed in... a man strolls in front of the camera, someone WITHOUT the comfortable screen presence of a Wrestler, because he walks close enough to not only to reduce the frame to encompass his neck to his hips, but he is also so close as to be out of focus...* ???: Man, i wish 'I' could go out there on the beach right now instead of fixing up this camera for XK... *And with that, we can presume it muct be the Cameraman for the previous promotion... however he is now off screen, probably behind the camera... the camera faces a door in what is probably a Hotel room, if that is where XK and lucy are staying. If the cameraman's previous words are to be trusted however, they aren't here at the moment because they are at the beach, visible from the window.* Cameraman: *whistles...* Mna-mnah.... *Visible in the room opposite the camera is a crate on it's side, with various cords, parts and stands that must have been home to the camera, however it is home to something else now... a dark shadow within stirs...* Cameraman: do-Doodi-do... Mna-mnah! *This shadows slinks from the box, allong the ground, moving ever towards the Camera... and it's vulnerable operator... Cameraman: do-DO didodo didodo didoodle-didoodledoodle, do-do dodo, Do! Mna-m- *The shadow tenses... AND LEAPS!* Cameraman:AAAAH! Phyllis: THERE you are!... Aww, i missed you... Cameraman: uhm... *All is Black... the shadow covers the camera...* Cameraman: ...You do realise that you are hugging a Camera? Phyllis: Of Course! i was wondering where my camera got to... Cameraman: Uhm, could you like... not cover it that way? i'm trying to fix something on it Phyllis: What's the probl-I mean, what's wrong with my Baby? Cameraman: It's funny... there's nothing wrong with it, i just recorded this thing for XK earlier... Thing is i can't STOP it recording. Phyllis: Wouldn't it just run out of tape? Cameraman: You'd think that wouldn't you?... FIW buys in bulk Phyllis: What do you mean? Cameraman: Have you seen the size of these things? *There is a clicking sound that is probably part of the camera being opened... Phyllis leans forward to have a closer look* Phyllis: Wow, that's HUGE! No wonder my camera lasted a couple of months before a technician asked to replace the footage! Cameraman: So... *Catiously... broaching the topic of what Graver has in mind for him* have you been keeping up on the Promos recorded at FIW? Phyllis: *...as oblivious as ever* Nah, i was figuring i'd head to the editing room once we arrived in California Cameraman: California? Well technically we are in California but- Phyllis: Where's XK? Cameraman: Catching some Sun. How the hell did that crate get past Border Security if it had YOU inside of it too? Phyllis: Is that who those guys who opened the crate were? They asked me to come out, we had a polite little chat, asked to see my passport for some reason ekcetera... They seemed pretty confused until i told them i was a wrestler Cameraman: That explains everything? Phyllis: Works for me... God damn it's hot... i mean, i'd expect it to be hot in California, but it feels like Mexico arround here... Cameraman: Well that's beca- Phyllis: Are there any shirts lying arround? *starts taking off his overcoat* I'm only wearing mesh beneath this and it's sunny out-Here we go... *rummaging through XK's suitcase* Black shirts... a whole Pile of them! They've still got price tags! Cameraman: I think XK was planning on sel- Phyllis: *reading the front* Cheer me... Awesome! *Phyllis turns arround and puts the shirt on over his mesh top... With his back now facing the camera the shirt reads "I'M A CUNT!"* Phyllis: What do you think? Cameraman: *laughing, but trying not to* It's... It looks great on you! Phyllis: Thanks. *Throws the overcoat over his head like a towl or umbrella, then walks out onto the balcony* Is that? Is that XK down there? Hey he's walking away... LOOK BACK HERE DAMNIT! Damn, he's already crossing the road... *Phyllis now turns arround, revealing his back to the sun as he throws the overcoat back inside out of frustration* Phyllis: *sigh* I guess, i'll have to wait in here until XK comes back... i never thought there were so many Latinos in California... looked like nearly everyone on the street! |
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| Xtreme Kitten | Aug 7 2007, 07:38 AM Post #3 |
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Extremely Ordinary
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[The scene opens to a shaky picture of Xtreme Kitten’s masked face, the camera steadies but it is obvious that Kitten filming himself with a handy cam. From the dune in the background in the back ground it can be assumed Kitten is sitting on the beach on this fine sunny day] Lucy: Can you tell me why you felt the need to bring a handy cam when we had a perfectly good camera man with a shoulder camera? [Kitten turns the camera to Lucy] XK: Because his camera is broken and I need to film something Lucy: Broken? XK: That’s what I said. Lucy: What’s wrong with it? XK: Wouldn’t stop recording. Lucy: So that means our last promo isn’t up yet? XK: He put that up before I caused the problem. [Lucy glares at Kitten] Lucy: You broke the camera? XK: Did I say that? Lucy: You said you caused the problem. XK: Well I didn’t break the camera. Lucy: What did you do? XK: Modify it a little. [Lucy’s gaze and tone intensifies] Lucy: What did you do? XK: I may or may not have taken the case off and disabled the stop button and ever other button that would stop recording. Lucy: You know how much that’s going to cost us? XK: Depending on the camera either a fraction of the prize money from this week’s match to over one hundred grand… if I broke it. Lucy: Which you did. XK: No I didn’t. Lucy: You admitted you did. XK: I did no such thing, I merely stated I disabled the ability to stop it recording. Lucy: So you could fix it? XK: A monkey without tools could fix it, no wait they’d break the camera trying to get case off without the right tools. [Lucy shakes her head a little after Kitten’s statement] Lucy: Hey what are you going to do with the prize money if you win? XK: Spend it. Lucy: All of it? XK: Of course. Lucy: You aren’t going to give it to any of your team members? XK: They’ll have their own prize money to spend. Lucy: So you are going to split the prize money? XK: Split? [Kitten moves the camera away from himself to get both he and Lucy in shot, things go a little blurry for a moment but Kitten fixes that] XK: What do you mean split? Lucy: The match is worth one hundred thousand dollars and you as captain get to decide how the money is split if you win. [Kitten looks disappointed] XK: I thought it was each. Lucy: Each? Ha like management would give away that much money. So how you gonna divide the money? XK: I guess, hmm, all to the survivors I guess. Lucy: That’s a bad idea. XK: Why? Lucy: That’s a bad idea. XK: Why? It rewards performance Lucy: Yeah but it also leave room to conspire. If it comes down to three on one, one member on the team of three might let the other two get beat just to get a chance at the full prize. That would leave the entire team at risk of betrayal and worse losing. [Kitten shakes his head] XK: Betrayal? Let’s see who’s on my team? [Kitten thinks about his team] XK: Phyllis. The guy is so delusional I have no idea what’s going on with him, he might snap and attack anyone on the team, money wont solve that, unless it’s spent on the right drugs and treatment. [Kitten thinks for the next member of his team] XK: Crackerjack. International Champion he can petition for a Dual Crown shot for any date he wants, money isn’t going to solve that because even losing a championship match against me is worth more then money. [Kitten slowly shakes his head for the next one he recalls] XK: Finally Kailey Lane. Kailey has expressed several times how she desires breaking my face like I did Ragin’s. I put him on the shelf for months and she wanted to hurt me for it, now he’s retired probably in large part of being a pill popper thanks to his being a fuckwit and getting his nose broke. Money wont buy her loyalty either. Lucy: So you are going to encourage betrayal because you can’t stop it? That’s stupid. XK: Yes it is, thankfully I’m not doing that. Lucy: Then what are you doing? XK: Inspiring performance. If they know their extra pay relies on them surviving they might fight a little harder then knowing they already have the money as long as the team wins. Lucy: Okay so you thought it through a little but I still say you are encouraging betrayal. XK: Well whatever it does I’ll just have to deal with it when it happens. [The is a moment of silence] Lucy: So what did you want to film. [Xtreme Kitten grins from ear to ear] XK: A prototype for a dvd Energio and I had. [Lucy looks sceptical and a little worried to ask] Lucy: What’s it called? XK: Gatitos Gone Wild. [Lucy looks angry] Lucy: I’m not going to let you go around and get random women to take their tops off. XK: Well I wasn’t planning on it but now I know I can’t, I’m a little disappointed. Lucy: Then what were to planning on? XK: The idea is to have the alumni getting drunk, flashing and partying. [Lucy smiles] Lucy: Sounds like a money maker but are you sure you want to do that here, in public? XK: Me? Don’t be silly, it’s called Gatitos Gone Wild, we are currently waiting for the star to show up. Lucy: Who? XK: Jorge. [Lucy rolls her eyes] XK: That reminds me, I better got leave a message with the camera mute that if Jorge shows up to tell him that we are at the beach. Here take the camera. [The camera jerks and shakes as Kitten hands it off to Lucy, the camera steadies and Kitten gets no more then a few steps away from the camera before stopping] XK: Is that? Hey fucking camera guy is going through my stuff, CUNT! [End of footage] |
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