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| Wigumoto | Aug 6 2007, 05:30 PM Post #1 |
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The Staples Center, located in the quiet country town of Los Angeles. Simple folk with simple values. The arena itself is in the Guinness book of records for being the largest structure in the world to be constructed entirely from staples, all of which were extracted from the middle of old Playboys. It took 25 years to complete and 700 workers were killed during it’s construction. Was it worth all that time and bloodshed just to create an arena in which to hold professional wrestling events? Yes, yes it was. And it’s in that arena that we find everyone’s favourite Hellcat (That’s right, EVERYone’s) La Lesbiana Fan-TAS-tica! She’s walking through one of those generic backstage corridors, the one’s that look exactly the same no matter what arena you go to, and she’s yapping away on her little silver cell phone. Join us as we invade her privacy. Lesbiana: …Yeah I’m fine. Just got to the arena…No, I haven’t seen her yet…Because I just got here, I’m sure she’s around here somewhere. She turns a corner as she makes her way to…her locker room I presume? She’s still got her bag with her so we can assume she’s only just arrived…plus…she just said that. She sighs, frustrated with whatever her caller has just said to her, even going so far as to shake her masked head. Lesbiana: This again? She’s still my best friend, no matter what we put each other through…I know she threw me off a ladder, but after I did it to her remember?…We were both pretty cut up after that one, I gave as good as I got…Oh rack off! Like to see you do better…Well yeah, but you invented the bloody thing. She’s still walking and talking, I just needed a break in the dialogue otherwise the whole thing gets a little tedious to read. So how ya doing? Keeping busy? Cool. Ok that’s enough, back to the one sided conversation. Lesbiana: She said what?…That she’s the champion of the women here?…Well yeah, she kinda is I guess…I see what you’re trying to do. You don’t like her ‘cos she’s all peppy and cheerleadery and you’re trying to drive a wedge between us…Are you jealous? A rather loud yell crackles through the cell phone’s speaker and causes Lesbiana to hold the handset away from the side of her head for a moment. Whoever she’s talking to obviously took exception to her question. Lesbiana: Jeeze, ok, not jealous…Hmm? An open challenge? Cool…No…’Cos I said no. I’m not gonna challenge her, not yet anyway…’Cos we’re supposed to be working as a team this week, and I don’t think calling each other out is gonna do much for the team dynamic…I’ll get another shot, don’t you worry…. She stops outside the door to her locker room and fishes the keys out of her pocket, but as pushes it into the lock and gives it a twist a puzzled look crosses her face. Lesbiana: What do you mean you’ll see to it?…You’re being very cryptic and ominous, I don’t like it. She pushes the door open and to her surprise finds someone sitting on her couch. Someone with a phone pressed against their ear. Someone in dyer need of a tan and a bottle of hair dye. Someone Lesbiana knows *ahem* inside and out. Ghost: Sorry lover, didn’t mean to freak you out. OMG! A twist worthy of M. Night Shyamalan himself! How much would it suck if we were to fade out right now!? Fade. Bastard. |
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