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Build A Bridge
Topic Started: Aug 9 2007, 12:45 AM (36 Views)
Ash
Capt. Ash Kapow~!
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To your mind.
The scene opens from a galaxy far, far away to reveal the inside of an ice cream parlour where a booth is occupied by Ash Koopa. Dressed in a red KoopaManiac t-shirt, his bottom half is undetectable, having been hidden by the table. And on this table is a bowl filled with scoops of different coloured ice cream, topped with chocolate sauce, two wafers and a small chocolate egg. Opposite him on the table is another bowl of ice cream, though without an apparent owner, it suggests Ash is in the company of another person.

Ash: "Hi, I'm Ash Koopa from the telly. Last night, you saw a dramatisation of what can happen when two people don't get along. If what you saw reminded you of yourself or anyone you know, I recommend you get help before the situation spirals out of control. Such situations can lead to physical violence, stress and even death. And death is not a very nice thing, I can tell you that much.."

Playing with his spoon, Ash flashes a grin at the camera.

Ash: "So, me and 'Jacko haven't been having much success against the Tanaka Zaibatsu, despite having pinned all three members at one time or another. We needed to blow some steam and that was what last night was all about. Some couples like to have angry sex, like Nightmare and Grant Rice. Others like to scream and shout at one another. Now, don't get me wrong; we're partners, but we're not a couple. Our anger is based purely on our inability to get the job done in the ring against the Zaibatsu, because no matter how many times we face them, they always somehow manage to get one up on us. And even though 'Jacko may been the one who lost the matches on a more regular basis, I can't hold him responsible. The Zaibatsu are a sneaky bunch and, one day, their plans will be foiled and sunlight will be returned to the world as their cloud of control dissolves.."

Seemingly confused by his own words, Ash furrows his brow and stares into his ice cream for a brief moment, before picking up the chocolate egg and popping it into his mouth. Ash chews the egg and swallows, before resuming where he left off.

Ash: "Despite falling short in our challenge for the belts at the Summer of Sin, I'm feeling somewhat better with myself after that shouting episode last night. And, of course, looking ahead to the match on Friday against Nightmare and Grant Rice; our old chums, The Revolution.."

A surprisingly wicked smile flashes across Ash's face.

Ash: "Don't get me wrong; we have a common enemy in the Zaibatsu and in order to fully eliminate the powerful trio, we have to work together in some situations and work our numbers to the advantage. But at the same time, we have a common goal and that, ladies and gentlemen, is getting our hands on the World Tag Team Championships. The Revolution have been there before and they want to get there again. On the other side of the fence, The Team With No Name wants to climb the mountain and conquer the division for the first time. We've worked hard and with no other teams in the promotion, we don't have much else to focus on, other than capturing those belts for our own personal glory."

With a smirk, Ash gives the camera a shrug, suggesting that he isn't too bothered about actually telling the truth about his feelings on the matter. All the while, a waitress steps up to the table and tries to take the bowls of uneaten ice cream, only for Ash to grab her wrist and shake his head. The waitress nods and makes her exit, leaving Ash alone with the camera again.

Ash: "Right now, becoming one half of the World Tag Team Champions is more important to me than dealing with the Zaibatsu, despite everything that has happened over the past four or five months. Me and 'Jacko have put too much effort into this thing to let Daisuke, Blond and Momoko distract us from our crowning achievement. If we have to defeat the Zaibatsu to get the belts, all the more better, as I do enjoy throwing stones at birds and reaping the rewards for doing so. But if we have to go through Nightmare and Rice, or any other unfortunate duo that get tossed in our path, I can assure you that we will not hesitate to do it."

In confirmation, Ash nods.

Ash: "I hate to do this, but something you said the other day, Nightmare, stuck in my throat like an inflated blow fish. Our match on Friday will essentially establish the top contenders for the belts and I'm sorry to say this, even though I hold The Revolution in high regard, I do not intend to put on the greatest match the fans have ever seen. All I intend to do is run right through you both with 'Jacko on my back. Preferably, I'd ride him to victory, but I doubt he can carry my bulk. I have no plans for a thirty-minute classic that leaves the fans begging for more. If at all possible, I'll go for the win in under a minute. And don't take that as me under-estimating either of you; it's wishful thinking. I know you two will put up a fight, as much as I'd just rather you lay down and let us continue on our path to the belts. And that may sound a little yellow or arrogant, but it's the truth.."

Again, Ash shrugs, showing that he cares very little about people's thoughts on the matter.

Ash: "Today, this ice cream is my only concern and it cost me three bucks. Friday, it's victory and with a team like The Revolution, I have no idea what it's going to cost.."

That said, Ash digs his spoon into the bowl and lifts some purple ice cream, before putting it in his mouth. For some reason, the camera continues to watch as Ash eats his ice cream, paying little attention to the wafers. As he has another spoonful, El Lumberjacko walks into the shot and sits down opposite his partner, before tucking in to the other bowl of ice cream..
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