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Scent of a championship; Spotlight on Crackerjack
Topic Started: Aug 13 2007, 02:47 AM (38 Views)
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Crackerjack sits inside the changing room alone. Everyone else has gone away to either the airport or their hotel or wherever for the night. Very few remain behind, just a few members of the pyro techs taking things apart and the odd cleaner hired by the arena staff itself. But none of them really matter right now, at least as far as Crackerjack is concerned. Instead, he looks down on the bench portion beside him at the belt that drapes over it. His Undisputed International Championship. The word "Crackerjack" engraved on a plate just makes him more annoyed as he slaps the title away.

Crackerjack: What's the point of having it now? All that changes when someone takes a title is that he becomes the hunted as opposed to the hunter. There's no glory in winning it. The only glory is that I got the win over Momoko just like the only glory for her was that she defeated Onikage. I'm just going to be someone else's stepping stone towards glory. Funny, never really saw this coming until--

Just then the door opens revealing to the locker room; Stan "The Man" Stevens, complete with dorky grin and wild hairdo. He walks into the room almost as if walking down some fashion aisle until he notices the belt on the ground. Stan hums and haws a little before bending down to pick it up. Stan dusts it off a little before draping it over Crackerjacks shoulder.

Stan: There you go, big guy.

Crackerjack holds back his intent to strangle Stan long enough to hear what he has to say. Well, he just doesn't have the energy to kill anyone tonight. Lucky break for Stan.

Stan: Man, what a night. First that one hot ass blonde chick wins, then the blonde masked chick and the brunette chick win, man...I didn';t think the night would get better. Then you came brandishing your title as if to say "Look at me world, I am your champion. Just come and try to steal my heart and pride away!" Man that was so awesome when you said that.

Obviously, Stan was watching some other program because the chances of Crackerjack saying that are about as good as Stan remembering the names of the "two blonde chicks and the brunette chick" he afore mentioned. But Crackerjack is far too tired to contend with any of Stan's stupidity tonight. Lucky break for Crackerjack, because had he stood up he'd be pushed to the floor like Stan was by Suzy who rushes in pulling Pet along with her. Suzy stops in front of Crackerjack smiling.

Suzy: Ohmygod!IcameassoonasIcould!Areyouachampion?CanIseeit?What'sitsmelllike?-
CanIholdit?Oh,it'ssoshiny!Hey,myreflection!


Suzy starts to make faces into the title giggling with each one as Pet stands in the background clasping both her hands in front of her trying to maintain eye contact with Crackerjack, but finding it harder than a fan sitting through a Stan Stevens match.

Pet: Um...congratulations. Oh!

Pet suddenly blushes and instantly looks away as Crackerjack just stares at her momentarily. Had this've been some kind of anime, a huge bead of sweat would appear on the back of his head and slowly drip down before disappearing faster than a crowd during a Stan Stevens entrance. Speaking about Stan, he rises up rubbing the back of his head. Why? Because he seems to ache in so many places that he doesn't know where to begin.

Stan: Hey, what gives?

Suzy sticks her tongue out towards the title belt while bowing her head a little. She doesn't seem to have heard Stan nor care, maybe because he isn't holding something shiny like Crackerjacks belt. Stan just continues to rub his head and walks to the other bench before sitting down unknowingly next to Chester who grins at him.

Chester: What's up, tubby? You might think you have a chance at that, but you don't. You're the least favorite guy here and nothing will change that. So why not lose some weight then get lost as well?

Suddenly, Chester begins to vanish behind the form of Pet as she takes a seat next to Stan.

Chester: Whoa, hey! Stop right there! Right there on my--

Gone. Either Pet purposely did that or not, she's made the room more quiet for both her and Crackerjack. Crackerjack continues to sit there for a while waiting for Suzy to stop. Finally, when she doesn't, he takes her by the shoulder and seats her down next to him.

Crackerjack: Stop it! You're just reminding me that I have something I don't want.

Suzy: Really? But it's so shiny and--

Crackerjack: Shut up. I know I wanted it, now I changed my mind. If only this company would just give me the match I want. Anyone in the roster who wants this title can have it.

Stan: Can I--

Crackerjack: You're not an active roster member. You're just a guy who follows me.

Stan looks down at the floor as Pet comforts him a little with a rub of the back. Then she slowly takes hold of his hand and slides it over her...Stan suddenly snaps out of his daydream to find that it's only been a few moments since the letdown.

Crackerjack: Instead the company only gives me these matches as if hoping that I'll be some force to be reckoned with.

Suzy: So...what? Are you just gonna skip the match or something?

Crackerjack: No, Ethan will have me as a partner. Drake and Elrick will just be the guys I might face in the future. Though it might end up being Elrick since Drake is all over Ethan it looks like.

Suzy: But didn't Elrick...

Crackerjack: Yea, so I guess that means I'm just some outside party forced into something that doesn't concern me in the least. I'm just the big guy Ethan can gloat about for having as a partner.

Suzy: Oh...um, what about your Steel thing?

Crackerjack: Huh? Oh, that. Yea, I guess I'll be competing there, but why bring that up?

Suzy: I don't know.

Crackerjack: Hm...

Silence overtakes the entire room now as Crackerjack looks away leaning his head back.

"Greatness, why exactly did you even invite me to that stupid thing?"
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