Welcome Guest [Log In] [Register]
Welcome to Full Intensity Wrestling. We hope you enjoy your visit.


You're currently viewing our forum as a guest. This means you are limited to certain areas of the board and there are some features you can't use. If you join our community, you'll be able to access member-only sections, and use many member-only features such as customizing your profile, sending personal messages, and voting in polls. Registration is simple, fast, and completely free.


Join our community!


If you're already a member please log in to your account to access all of our features:

Username:   Password:
Add Reply
Have you heard the news that you're dead?; 'Cuz ya are.
Topic Started: Nov 8 2007, 04:50 AM (42 Views)
Minister Wighty
Member Avatar
Opossum Queen of FIW
Admin
Our cameras find a scene in an FIW locker room that none should see. The room appears to be filled with garbage, empty cigarette packs, ashes and broken ash trays, and of course hundreds of bottles and cans. Our cameraman looks out over this scene and floats to a larger lump on the couch. Here the only beer with anything in it sits, and underneath that beer bottle is Graver, vomit trailing from his lip and off the couch to the floor.

There appears to be a note clasped in his grubby little paws. Our cameraman's stubby arm reaches out and takes it, flipping it open and having a gander. It's just as dirty as the rest of the room and Graver himself, with little satanic and metal doodles on the sides, several strikeouts through words, and plenty of holes and stains. The text is barely legible, but thankfully our cameraman is reading out loud.

Quote:
 
[doHTML]Dear <s>FIW</s> <s>Fellow Rejects</s> Fuckers,<p>

I am so drunk right now. I think I have alcohol poisoning. There is no one here to tell me whether or not my lips are blue, but I'm pretty sure I'm <s>dying</s> <s>awesome</s> dying.<p>

Tell <s>April</s> Kenny <s>I love her and I wish we could've worked out</s> he's a bitch, and a chicken McNugget. Tell the Rejects I drank all our beer, so they can use my leftover paycheck to <s>buy more</s> give me a bitchin' <s>funurul</s> <s>fewnurel</s> death party.<p>

In the event that I'm not dead, um... disregard this note.<p>

<s>Love,</s> Hate,
Graver.[/doHTML]

The cameraman looks at his subject, who is indeed breathing, and snoring loudly. He shakes his head, crumples the note and we fade.
[align=center]Posted Image Posted Image Posted Image Posted ImagePosted Image[/align]
Offline Profile Quote Post Goto Top
 
ZetaBoards - Free Forum Hosting
Free Forums with no limits on posts or members.
« Previous Topic · Oni's ReVolution · Next Topic »
Add Reply

Black Water created by tiptopolive of the Zetaboards Theme Zone