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| Tweet Topic Started: Nov 12 2007, 04:50 PM (48 Views) | |
| Triadred | Nov 12 2007, 04:50 PM Post #1 |
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A black screen... and then all of a sudden, the words "Got Hype?" appear in a bold white font with a gong sounding off. The black then immediately gives to a shot backstage somewhere in somebodies locker room. Who's locker room? Well, if the afore mentioned question didn't indicate exactly where we are... then you need to go soak your head. Adam "The Great White Hype" Wilson walks into view and stops right in front of the camera. He slips his glasses from his face and casts a rather stern look out at the camera. Hype: It's been one hell of a rough week, folks... Adm pinches the bridge of his nose and shakes his head, perhaps shaking off a headache. Hype: From a recorded loss to Roxie Galanoochie, to the buzz instigating that I have a taste for Jaime Lee, to this random-ass-match at ReVolt against Ethan Adams and Nightmare. Again, the Hype shakes his head... this time, however, it could be assumed it's more so due to stress than the presumed headache from before. Ever have little option left but to shake you head at something? Yea... Hype: First, let's talk about Roxie Galanoochie. I've had a lot of crap slung at me since I laid her ass flat with that steel chair. So to all those crap-slingers, I issue a harty "Fuck you". Along with his words, the Hype pops a finger. It's between his pinky and his thumb. Guess what it is and I'll show it to you! Hype: As far as Galanoochie's concerned... she had all the fair warning in the world. I told her that I was going out there to beat her ass, and I told her that I wasn't ging to hold back. Win, lose, or draw, I warned Roxie Galanoochie that I would walk away... and that she wouldn't. She knew all of that before she had even arrived at the arena, but she came out looking for a fight anyway. So you people and your women's lib attitudes can shove it because Roxie Galanoochie had all the advanced warning a man like myself was willing to issue, despite that fact that I didn't have to. The Hype's getting pretty passionate here! Hype: I went out there on ReVolt to prove a point. Women have no place in professional wrestling. And the bottom line is once you take all that sports entertainment crap out of all this, it's purly professional wrestling. If she can't wiggle her ass or giggle her oversized sweater-puppies at the camera, there's little left of Roxie Galanoochie that belongs in this business. And I think that after the ass kicking I threw at her at ReVolt I proved that point beyond a shadow of a doubt. Despite coming out the loser, I gained a moral victory in this war of the sexes when I stoved Roxies head in with that chair. Roxie Galanoochie... just another casualty of war. Adam dusts his hands, perhaps signifying closure between himself and Roxie. Hype: Now let's talk about the buzz. Ever since I dragged Jaime Lee's ass from the ring when that freakin' amazon showed up and looked to knock the snot out of her, the hot gossip has been that I'm smittin' with lil' miss Hellcat champion. Well sorry to say folks, but Jaime Lee just isn't my type. I don't fraternize with the enemy, and Jaime Lee is the icon of all that I despise in professional wrestling. Hellcat champion, my ass! Why doesn't FIW just give her a sash that reads, "Miss Tits and Ass", because the bottom line as far as that's concerned is that's all Jaime Lee has come to represent among the women here in FIW. Getting a little personal, huh Hype? Gotta admire a man who isn't afraid to speak his mind though. Hype: The truth of the matter is I dragged Jaime Lee from harms way, not to save her, but to save my own oppertunities. I saw what that freak of nature did to those other broads in the ring, and I'll be god damned if she or anyone else here in FIW is going to get between me and an oppertunity to stick it to Lee! I beat her ass and I win the war. No more than that. You sure there Hype? I'm not convinced... how about the rest of you? Hype: Now. let's talk about the business at hand. Revolt. Triple threat. Ethan Adams versus Nightmare versus me, the Great White Hype. Again, the Hype has little left to do but simply shake his head. Hype: I've got no problems with this match from a professional stand-point. In all honesty, both of those clowns will be so pre-occupied with getting over with the crowd that they'll lose sight of the Hype and I'll swoop in with an ass kicking the likes of which they obviously grossly underestimate. If they think the Hype's all about trampolines and cookie sheets, then obviously FIW's not as grand a stage as people like to say it is. So what's that say about Adams and Nightmare, huh? Bottom line, boys... what the hell interest would a company the likes of FIW have in some thumb-tack piereced SOB like myself unless I had something pretty big to bring to the table? You two should spend less time presuming you know a thing or two about a thing or two, and more time paying attention because come ReVolt, the Great White Hype's coming to show you what I'm all about. Adam greedily runs his hands inside each other as visions of sugar plums and steel chairs dance in his head. Hype: So talk and talk and blach blah blah. Maybe when you guys are done putting yourselves over we can have a wrestling match. Because the bottom line is talk is cheap. Actions will always speak louder than words. And when ReVolt has come and gone... the Great White Hype is going to leave the two of you, in a word... Adam steps right up to the camera, flashes a grin, and slips his sunglasses back over his eyes. Hype: Speechless. 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