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| Xtreme Kitten | Nov 15 2007, 04:56 AM Post #1 |
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[The scene opens with Rebecca Hunter standing in front of the camera in a maroon mini dress with a neck line so low that any lower and the dress would need buttons to hold it together. Rebecca isn't just anywhere though, she is standing outside the locker room door of Xtreme Kitten. Rebecca tries opens the door and walks in, no that's not right the door is locked but Rebecca still walked into it. As Rebecca walks away from the door; looking a little frustrated and right at the camera, the it opens the thud alerting the Dual Crown champion to her presence] XK: What? [Rebecca smiles and turns around to look at Kitten standing in the door way wearing only a towel] RH: Ah hey could you just go back in? I want to do another take. [Xtreme Kitten stares at Rebecca] XK: No. RH: Oh come on it wont take more then a few seconds. XK: I'm sorry there's just no way you are getting to do another take. RH: Why not? [Kitten looks at the camera] XK: Because I'm here and that guy and all his mates refuse to do that stuff around me. RH: Then go back in so they he'll do it. [Kitten looks at Rebecca] XK: Good plan but that only helps you, so how about I don't do it and you get to the point of your visit. RH: To interview you after defeat of course. XK: Of course. RH: It's not an opportunity that comes too often. XK: There've been been better opportunities. RH: Like what? XK: Bumbling Ref that tripped in the drapes and can't escape so he wears them and calls himself a ninja... number two and my poor attempt at following the old man's orders. Graver with the sunset flip. The time I lost to Nakahaha because Lucy wanted to pull in more money. Shaun Wilson and his buddies. RH: It was just Shaun Wilson. XK: If it were just Shaun Wilson involved he wouldn't be on that list. Anyway I assume you have a question or two, ask already. RH: On my way here I heard fans talking, a lot of them seem shocked, what do you think about that? XK: I understand that people are shocked I lost but- [Kitten looks directly at the camera] XK: I was always going to lose! It was like it had been scripted in advance RH: Ah [Kitten ignores Rebecca] XK: I'm great, I hardy every fail to attain victory but tonight forces were against me that lead to what was an inevitable loss. RH: What forces? [Kitten turns his attention back to Rebecca] XK: The usual forces that everyone says are against them when they fail. [Rebecca thinks for short moment] RH: Management? XK: Right except they are actually responsible this time, all the other times I've accused them of stuff they were all true too but other people have been known to blame the stupidest stuff on management, like Maddrox and whatever it was he was bitching about the last time I saw him. RH: You don't even know what he was angry about but you're saying he was wrong? XK: Yes because he was wrong, he sucked, management don't screw people that suck, they screw with people who are successful and kick arse and whose that leave for them the fuck with? [Kitten gives only the briefest of pauses for Rebecca to respond she wants to be isn't fast enough] XK: ME! RH: And what is it that management did to make your loss a lock? [Kitten looks at Rebecca like she asked a stupid question] XK: Are you joking or are you just stupid and really need to ask that question? [Rebecca looks insulted but doesn't respond because Kitten talks before she does] XK: They made me lose when they put me on a team with Prime, I tried to get on a better side, a winning side but they didn't switch the teams and put me with Hutch or Nakahaha they left me to lose. RH: So you are blaming Prime even though you are the one that got pinned? XK: Of course I am, I would have won if it were a handicapped match but no I was teamed with Prime. RH: You lost with him and you think you would have won without him? I don't get how that would works. [Kitten rolls his eyes] XK: Here I'll explain it the simplest way possible... with maths. Nakahaha and Hutch are like twenty fives, twenty five plus twenty five is? RH: Fifty. XK: Good so far your with me. I am easily a one hundred but Prime, Prime's not even a positive number. RH: He's not? XK: No, he's minus one hundred. One hundred minus one hundred is? [Rebecca rolls her eyes] RH: Zero. XK: So what is higher fifty or zero? RH: Look I get it now, couldn't you have just said Prime was dead weight? XK: No because that would be an understatement, with dead weight I can win, I carried the dead weight that was at ring side; holding my mask as if it means something, for more then year. Prime is now heavier then anything I can carry, not physically but metaphorically as a tag team. [Kitten looks at the camera] XK: Kennedy choose Hutch! Prime just costs people matches! [Kitten smiles] XK: Heh but you already know that don't you. [Kitten looks back into the room where the championship belt rest on the arm of a couch] RH: You've really taken an interest in Kennedy's situation haven't you? Shouldn't you be more worried about your own love life? [Xtreme Kitten slowly turns his head to look at Rebecca and shrugs] XK: I don't actually have that much interest in Kennedy's situation and as for my love life I'm taking care of that. [Rebecca thinks for a moment what to follow up on first] RH: So you are doing something about what's going on between Lucy and yourself? XK: Yes. [Rebecca looks frustrated by the short answer] RH: What exactly are you doing? XK: Waiting. RH: Waiting? [Kitten stares at Rebecca in silent contempt for a moment] XK: That's what I said. RH: Waiting for what? XK: For Lucy to come to her senses. [Rebecca just blinks stunned by the answer considering how Kitten has looked when Lucy initially left and visited this tonight] RH: Back to Kennedy's situation. XK: The one I'm not taking interest in. RH: You mean the situation you are very interested in. XK: I don't think I did mean that at all. RH: Then why have you at nearly every given chance gave your opinion about it? XK: Oh that, that's got very little to do with Kennedy, see Prime is shit and not that scary smelly kind, Prime is a piece of dried up white shit and I can't in good conscience allow Kennedy or anyone else for that matter; except maybe Bill, to get involved with him in a non-beating-up-Prime kind of way. RH: I see. XK: Good because I'm going to shower the shitty residue of tagging with Prime off me. [Kitten the walks back into his locker room and shuts the door. End of footage] |
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