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| Connect the Dots...; Phyllis explains the Notes. | |
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| Tweet Topic Started: Nov 15 2007, 07:59 AM (36 Views) | |
| CallMeTA | Nov 15 2007, 07:59 AM Post #1 |
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(Is this Late? My goodness it is... HOWEVER, i wrote this days ago, waiting for responces to the Notes before i post this... Then i got stuck in traffic. To those who doubt, ask Onikage, the basis for this was written last week, and converted days ago... a copy should be in his inbox which would indicate how long ago it was done and thus that this promo is infact merely late in the getting up as opposed to a cheap last minute grab for brownie points) *The camera cuts to... Utter darkness, we're not sure if it's even cut or someone's tripped over a cable when-* Phyllis: Greetings, Male and Female blood-bags of the Audience! *A Voice booms from the darkness, so much as it can boom from a body the size of Phyllis Bathory's... Probably the LAST person we expect to hear from, given how little he's been up to of recent. The darkness fade away revealing Phyllis curled up in an armchair nursing one arm close to his body in a light sling, the other clutching a glass full of something disturbingly red* *He pauses to inhale from the glass then sip... before spraying it accross the room* Phyllis: What the Hell is this? Wine? Ve do not drink... Vine... *Phyllis says this last bit in an overly dramatic exaggerated transylvanian accent from all the Vampire movies.* Phyllis: I know some of you have been concerned about my broken ar- uh... Muscular injury, yes, that's what it is... the damage to my arm that doesn't look like a broken arm and doesn't require a full cast... right... *He says this last bit like a Politician who almost acidently said the truth... He places the glass on the table next to the chair and turns to face the Camera better* Phyllis: Admittedly i'd been hoping MORE people would be concerned... Since i didn't quite get enough get-well cards to line the inside of my new coffin... I'll take this as a sign i'm going to have to MAKE people care about me, FORCE them to sit-up and take notice of me, you know? I think i've got a good place to start... Onikage was talking to me Yesterday, said he had a match for me, if i was feeling up to it, and you know what? *With this he suddenly tears away the sling and cloth wrapping away from his arm, wriggling it in front of the Camera* Phyllis: Tada! All better! ...Just like that i hear you say? If i could use my vampire healing to repair it why didn't i do it earlier? *withering sarcasm* Because there WAS No pulled muscle or kinked tendon or whatever the hell it was i was supposed to call it!.. The most injury i've suffered arround this time is when a giant Austrian fell on me; it may take a Stake to kill a Vampire, but that man is a walking side of Meat... Phyllis: Get it? Stake, Steak?... Yes, that's Right! i've been sitting on my Cape all this time, letting other people pull all the Hard weight because that's what the Rejects are for! We're bending the system to our best advantage!-but this? *Phyllis waves the cloth bandaging in front of the Camera* Phyllis: This isn't me... i'm the little Sucker that could Damnit! So if i'm not gonna earn recognition for fighting for Honor and Gold, and i'm not gonna get GIVEN it from sympathy for my Injury then i'm going to Steal it. *Phyllis gets up and strolls over to the camera patiently, a wicked gleam in his eyes* Phyllis: That's right... things have gotten a bit Lax arround here... *Phyllis starts speaking with vicious suggestiveness, like an Army drill instructor who has found something wrong but hasn't pointed it out yet* Phyllis: A bit DULL perhaps... Not enough Gold changing hands, so you know What? i'm going to speed up the process. That's right... i've already put the word out too, anyone who's got a bloodstained picture recently i want you to take a good close look... You see, it could be YOU... That's right, at the moment i don't care who i help take it off. *Phyllis is staring into the eyes of each person watching a TV screen as though he could see their soul* Phyllis: Keep your eyes peeled, Folks *Phyllis says with a teethy grin* It might be YOUR bit of gold i come to collect in the Night... *Phyllis leans in close to the camera and speaks in a horribly suggestive tone...* Phyllis: Let's cut off the dead wood and release a bit of Fresh Blood, Shall We? *With that the sudden unexpected promo ends in a burst of static* |
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