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From the peak; Atop Cerro de la Silla
Topic Started: Nov 20 2007, 04:51 PM (30 Views)
Xtreme Kitten
Extremely Ordinary
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[The shot starts with a far off shot of a hill in the twilight hours of the morning. It's not just any hill though, it's a particular hill; kind of looks like a saddle. Suddenly the shot speeds up with the camera man and a couple of other people piling into a car, the footage speeds through a city and comes to a screeching halt at the base of the hill. Once out of the car the camera cranes upwards to a somewhat daunting view of the highest peak. Again the footage speeds up to show the two other people; the smaller one carries something large, and the camera hiking up the elevation. The footage slows down to normal by the time they reach their destination of the highest peak. The camera looks down at the city below the day is just starting for most people. The background sounds a mix of the city waking up and nature around them, it's peaceful]

???: Fuck off!

[However the foreground sounds aren't so peaceful as the sound of metal again metal against ground destroys the peace before the voice. The camera spins around. Standing in a clearing not far from the camera are two of the very few people that can be identified by face as Gatito graduates; Xtreme Kitten and Energio Gatito. Xtreme Kitten is wearing: blue jeans, plain black t-shirt and a light brown duffel coat, in his hand an 8 litre gas bottle and in the other, a grocery bag. Energio is dressed similar in; blue jeans, navy blue t-shirt and a grey duffel coat. At Energio's feet is what looks to be a fairly large travel barbecue]

Energio: No, fuck that, I lugged this piece of shit all the way up here, you fucking set it up!

XK: I'd love to mate but I've got a promo to do.

[Kitten says pointing at the camera]

Energio: Oh look at me, big FIW star, can't do a little manual work because I brought at camera three hours up a damn hill!

[Kitten swings the gas bottle into Energio's abdomen so that he grabs it]

XK: I'm glad you understand.

[Energio mutters under his breath sounding a little like Muttley]

XK: What was that?

[Kitten offers his hand to be kissed and Energio just stares at him]

XK: Not gonna play along?

Energio: On.

[Kitten drops his hand]

XK: Fine, get to putting the barbecue together-

[Kitten puts down the bag]

XK: and watch out for the eggs.

[Kitten then walks over to the camera, he stares not at the camera but at the city below, the camera moves to have both Kitten and the city in view]

XK: Monterrey, Third largest city in Mexico, a lot of industry and finance down there though not much crime. It's the safest major city in Mexico and one of if not the safest cities in Latin America, it's not safe for everyone though.

[Kitten looks slightly towards the camera]

XK: Down there in the Monterrey Arena is going to be a scene of violence and mayhem and not just because of me.

[Kitten looks back out over the city]

XK: Nope, it'll be because FIW security is Swiss cheese... literally last week I saw a piece of cheese with security written on it.

Energio: YOU'RE THE ONE THE WROTE ON IT!

[Kitten turns a bit toward Energio]

XK: True but at least I was attempting to put security measures in place unlike anyone else in FIW.

Energio: With cheese?

XK: I didn't have much stuff to work with.

[Kitten swings his head to camera]

XK: But I have plan prepared for this week.

Energio: Guards?

XK: Better, posters.

Energio: I'd like to see you walk into Detroit with only posters.

XK: This is Monterrey not a city that makes Baghdad look secure.

[There is a moment of silence and Kitten surveys the city again]

Energio: True but seriously... posters?

[Kitten looks at the camera again]

XK: Posters designed to terrify people onto behaving but enough about my attempts to make FIW a safer workplace for people like Phyllis Bathory, the big Green Knife in my back and Graver... well not Graver he wont be in the halls for a while if ever.

[Kitten looks at the city one more]

XK: Now that's my plan to deal with the mayhem but the violence? The violence I can do nothing to stop it's our job, I can enhance it though.

[Kitten pauses for a moment]

XK: Last week Shaun Wilson and the Tanaka Zaibatsu tried to end my glorious reign, they like all others failed. Shaun tried in vain to prove the Sunset flip was my kryptonite.

[Xtreme Kitten looks at the camera]

XK: I don't have a kryptonite, so Shaun how about you go mess with someone more you speed like...

[Kitten taps his chin]

XK: Bill, he thinks he is Superman so I'm sure you could find his kryptonite, personally I think his kryptonite is being in the ring.

Energio: You really thinking that little of him?

[Kitten looks at Energio]

XK: Of who?

Energio: Shaun Wilson comparing him to that fuckwit Bill like that.

XK: Oh ah nah, I guess not.

[Kitten looks back to camera]

XK: Shaun isn't as bad as Bill, no one is but if you're going to be stubborn and only try and win with one move Bill's the person to test it on, if it fails it will never work.

[Kitten just shakes his head]

XK: Were you even being serious? The sunset flip? I've won with that move did you really think it was going to work just like that with no decent lead up work?

[Kitten snaps his fingers]

Energio: When have you ever won with the sunset flip?

XK: Back on Slam!

Energio: Against who?

XK: Nakahaha.

Energio: Fuck off, he beat you.

XK: Fuck off did he, I was the Greatest International Champion of ALL TIME at the time and it was for the championship.

Energio: Must have been a none title match.

XK: What a loud of crap, got any evidence?

Energio: Do you?

[Kitten looks at the camera]

XK: As a matter of fact I do.

[The scene cuts to achieve footage of a Kiyoshi/Kitten match]

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[align=center]Slam! On Monday, 11th July 2006[/align]
CM: Anarchy! Chaos! I love it!

KR: Kiyoshi doesn’t though, he’s chasing Evers around ringside! And back in the ring! WOAH! Sunset Flip out of nowhere!

[align=center]One!

Two!!

Three!!!

XK Retains!!!
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[And were back with Kitten who is looking off shot at Energio]

XK: There.

Energio: I'm on a hill, with no computer and internet connection and the fucking thing hasn't been edited yet!

[Kitten shrugs]

XK: I know his happened.

[Xtreme Kitten looks back down to the city]

XK: About the violence, last week I gave Shaun a taste and his friend Mister Blond didn't looked like he wanted any of it. This week Blond gets his share as I show Tanaka Zaibatsu what a proper World Tag Team champion does.

Energio: Carry a sack of shit to victory.

XK: That's right. This week it's not a sack of shit though.

Energio: It's not, thought you only got the crap partners.

[Kitten turns to looks at Energio]

XK: They're all crap, this partner is still crap but he can't be as bad as some of the idiots I've been paired with in the past.

Energio: How you figure?

XK: I chose him.

Energio: You chose a partner and it was someone in FIW? I don't know whether to be shocked or insulted.

XK: Both. I would have chosen you or any Gatito bar the fool's gold as my partner given the choice but I wasn't allowed that much freedom... believe me I tried.

Energio: So who'd you choose?

XK: Jay Bain.

Energio: Is he that sheep shagger Kiwi Wharfie ?*

XK: No he's a Pom.

Energio: I can't imagine what's worse.

XK: Being on a cricket team with them but luckily FIW doesn't have any cricket games.

[Kitten looks at the camera]

XK: Anyway a few people have asked me why Jay? I explain I had to chose someone on the roster and when they ask again 'why Jay?' I tell them this, Jay seems to be getting under Shaun's skin and he looks like I could pick him up and use him as a weapon like I did that pathetic traitorous vampire.

Energio: So you're going to throw him at the Zaibatsu?

XK: Head first and why? Because if it causes damage it wont be noticed, the guy hangs out in derelict buildings, riding broken arse lifts and apparently pays less attention then I do to the goings on in FIW.

Energio: That last part's not fucking possible.

[Kitten looks at Energio]

XK: Oh but it is. Jay fails to realise Shaun is with the Zaibatsu and that it's not his friends Blond and Miracle the Crippled Ninja but actually Shaun and Blond...

[Kitten looks at the camera]

XK: That or Jay intends on attacking Daisuke at ringside and forcing him into retirement as well as Blond and leaving Shaun a person in the match still working.

[Kitten pauses for a moment]

XK: What is it Jay do you realise or do you know less then I do about what's going on? Personally I hope you do realise because I can fix that, we are going the beat the people in the match, no one else if it can be helped. However if you are less informed then I, I can't fix that, all I can do is stand aside as your brain explodes trying to figure out why Shaun is in the ring.

[Kitten looks at Energio]

XK: Barbecue ready?

[The camera pans to Energio Gatito]

Energio: Almost.

XK: Good, I'm starving for some shredded with egg.

Energio: Machacado con huevo coming right up.

[Energio fires up the barbecue. End of footage]
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