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Star Treatment?; GROUPIES!!!
Topic Started: Nov 25 2007, 09:08 PM (39 Views)
Steve
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The scene opens in a dimly lit room just larger that what some might consider to be a janitor closet somewhere in the Palacio De Los Deportes. There is a small wall locker and a small wooden stool in the room. Upon the wall is a full length mirror and a poster for some Latino boy band.

We then move into the hallway and to the front of the door where a hand written piece of paper with the name ‘Ethel Adumz’ written sloppily on it. The piece of paper just barely covers a word spray painted on the door. The word ‘Portero’ which in translation means ‘Janitor’, just as assumed by the size of the room.

Just then we hear a familiar voice moving toward the camera crew standing just outside the make shift locker room. As the camera turns they reveal Ethan Adams making his way down the hallway with three very unattractive Latinas following closely behind him. As he approaches the locker room he turns and holds his hands up to the women with a smile across his face.

Ethan: ”LADIES!”

Ethan motions for the ladies to give him some room and then he adjusts the shoulder strap of his equipment bag. The ladies take a couple steps back and one of them reaches forward and runs a finger up and then down Ethan’s t-shirt clad chest.

Ethan: ” No más! ETHAN ADAMS has a match to prepare for. I cannot be wasting my energy on this four way….”

Exhausting his Spanish vocabulary, Ethan points at all three ladies and then to himself and then waives his hands trying to make his point to them. He then begins to speak loudly because we all know that if you speak louder and slower to a person that does not speak the same language as you, they will understand you.

Ethan: ”….ETHAN ADAMS, NEEDS TO SAVE HIS ENERGY FOR THE WRESTLING MATCH…..”

Ethan holds his arms up as to demonstrate a grapple for the ladies. One of them then steps forward and says something to Ethan that he does not understand. We will call her Latina #1 just for the sake of knowing which Latina is which.

Latina #1: ¿Es usted alegre?

Clearly not understanding that the woman just asked if he was gay, and the rest of the Latinas giggle. Ethan replies to her as only Ethan Adams would and still in that if I yell slowly then you’ll understand my English way.

Ethan: ”I KNOW YOUR DISAPPOINTED YOU CAN’T TAKE A RIDE ON THE HIGH SPOT SENSTATION. MAYBE AFTER THE PAY PER VIEW!”

Ethan finishes his sentence nodding his head hoping that the Latinas understood him. That is when, shall we call her, Latina #2 steps forward and rubs a hand down his cheek and says the following.

Latina #2: ” ¡Cualquier! ¡Haz de leña!”

Even though he was just called a faggot, he does not realize it and continues on like the women still adore him.

Ethan: ”I know you ladies love yourselves some, ETHAN ADAMS. Come see me Sunday night.”

Before he even finishes his sentence the three Latinas turn their backs and begin to walk away cackling and making jokes about him in Spanish. Ethan bites his bottom lip as he watches their tight back ends disappear down the hallway. He then turns to his door and notices his name spelled incorrectly. He then turns to the camera crew with dumbfounded look on his face.

Ethan: ”They misspelled my name!”

Seeing that he is getting no help from the camera crew he turns back to the door ripping off the paper with his name on it and then grabs the door knob turning it and pulling the door open. A deep sigh releases from his body as he notices the size of the room and he then steps in leaving the door open and drops his bag on the floor. He turns back to the camera crew and scratches his head before shrugging his shoulders.

Ethan: ”I need to go find someone to correct this. Can you watch my bag?”

The camera moves up and down as if to say yes to Ethan and then he takes off down the hallway to find someone to fix his dressing room issue. But before he gets to far he stops and turns back to call out to the crew with the humor in the situation in his voice.

Ethan: ”Guess I’ll learn not to ask for a personal dressing room in a Third World Country. I’ll be right back!”

With that Ethan heads off down the hallway leaving the camera crew to tend to his bag as the scene fades for now.

[align=center]To Be Continued…….[/align]
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