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The Bottom Line; Hype RP
Topic Started: Nov 28 2007, 06:52 AM (39 Views)
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We come into view and find blue... blue that sends a message. A message that comes through loud and clear in form of the Great White Hype sporting his newest t-shirt, the No Girls Allowed (yes, that is a link to the merch page) shirt that's available today on FIW Shopzone! Get yours today! ...oh yea, and Jeff Noon is on scene as well.

Noon: Hype, FIW and the World as a whole is anticipating FIW's upcoming blockbuster pay-per-view, Violence Fetish! Every match looks like a potential show-stealer and the entire show will be capped... main evented by the Condemned Fetish battle royal! In and amongst all the chaos surroudning Violence Fetish, you stand out as a controversial beacon... so I have to ask... why have you involved yourself in the Fighting Spirit championship fatal ellimination tables match?

Adam mills over Noons words a moment before a sly grin curls his lips.

Hype: Why did I involve myself? Involve, Jeff? Surely you can come up with a better word than involve. Involve seems so... so gentle. I'd call what I did some aggressive rebooking! The four sweetest words in the English languge, Noon, are and always have been... card subject to change. And by high holy God, it has! Where Ash Koopa once stood, Adam "The Great White Hype" Wilson now stands. I knocked off that wanna-has-been-be and took his place in that FSC four-way in true Hype fashion.

Adam, looking smug and proud, drops his hands on his hips and boasts with a grin.

Noon: Well there it is... aggressive rebooking says the Hype. So let me ask you this... has your new-found quest for FSC gold led you astray from your self initiated Battle of the Sexes? Have your sights found a new prize?

The Hype simply shakes his head while huffing out short breaths of laughter.

Hype: Make no mistake about it, Jeff Noon... and all of you watching at home... the Battle of the Sexes rages on, that much you can be damn sure of. So long as a single Hellcat clings to this business, my mission is everlasting. I told the world, and I put each and every buffied-up-bimbo who thinks she can wreslte on notice when I said I would rid this proud industry of every last scrap of T and A. This business is about tradition... and I'll be God damned, Jeff Noon, if I let those Hellcats continue to spit on that tradition, insult that tradition, and out right tarnish that tradition everytime they roll and scratch around in the ring!

Noon: Roll and scratch around?

Noon's confsion suddenly snares the Hype into silence.

Noon: If that's the case, then how do you explain two recorded losses, first to Roxie Galanoochie and then to the team of Galanoochie and the championshipless Hellcat CHampion, Jaime Lee?

Adams face drops and shrivals into contempt while his eyes narrow with a chilled disgust.

Hype: The record book will say what it will, but I oughta slap the stupi right out of you, Jeff! Let me ask you a question for a change... when all was said and done, despite picking up the win, did either Roxie or Jaime look like winners? No. At the end of the day, it was me, the Great White Hype, walking out on his own and both Jaime and Roxie being carried to the back.

Just as Adam gets rollng, Noon butts in again.

Noon: Surely you're not taking credit for the deeds rendered by that mysterious amazon of a Hellcat! As far as I and the world over knows, she's the one responsible for sending both Jaime and Roxie to the trainers room after their matches. Further more... you yourself pulled Jaime Lee from harms way on one occasion!

Adam is simply stunned. How dare Noon!

Hype: Look kid, I can see you're a real stickler for the facts and all... but your facts are a bit misinterpreted. Bottom line, chump, is where the Hellcats may win a battle here and there, the Great White Hype is winning the war! Me? I'm running at one hundred percent. Jaime and Roxie? They're more banged up than a French whore on payday!

Again, the Hype builds a little steam, and Noon's there to stop him dead. What an annoying habbit!

Noon: One hundred percent physically perhaps, but from what we've all witnessed of late, your state of mind can't be too healthy when you take into consideration your troubled past seemingly coming back to haunt you. Please, Adam... tell us, who is Finger?

That name... just mentioning it sends a chill up Adams spine. But he plays it cool after the initial chill wears off.

Hype: Finger? Hmmm... nope, don't know any Finger.

Noon: Well, being the stickler for the facts that I am, I did a little research, so let me jog your memory. Finger, from what I dug up, is a former booker and promoter who based himself territorily in the Tri-State area of the U.S. and the Maritime provinces of Eastern Canada. Further digging turned up that you worked a few of Fingers shows as an independent free agent. And more still, rumor has it that you took a dive in a match that Finger had placed quite a heavy wager on.

The word dive sends Adam in a blood-boiling rage and he bursts.

Hype: Exactly, Noon! It's a rumor! I didn't take a dive!

Silence... and then Noon crawls back up with another question.

Noon: Then why is Finger reportedly coming to FIW?

Adam's quiet. Odd to see a such a mouth piece at a loss for words.

Hype: You know what, Noon? Why don't you and the rest of the world mind your own God damn business?! And if you can't do that much, how about you get your facts straight before you go poking around in shit that doesn't concern you any?! My personal life isn't the story! The story is me dropping three asses through some wooden freakin' tables at Violence Fetish and then becoming the Fighting Spirit Champion! That's your story. People are calling it a million to one shot. Odds are against me...

Adam steps right up into Noons face with grinding teeth and a redened, angry face.

Hype: Well come Violence Fetish... I'm going to beat the odds!

Adam then whips away from Noon and walks off in a huff. Noon just stands, bewildered by Adams defensivness. Of course, can you blame him? I mean... we all know for a fact that Finger is coming. So why's Adam denying it? Something to hide, Hype?

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