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| Tis the Season to Give and Gossip; Hype RP | |
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| Tweet Topic Started: Dec 1 2007, 02:27 AM (40 Views) | |
| Triadred | Dec 1 2007, 02:27 AM Post #1 |
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[align=center]*Gong~!* Got Hype?[/align] Ding-a-ling-a-ding-a-ling! A bell rattles up and down in the crisp November air as it blows down this busy downtown street. Tis the season, FIW fanatics! And it looks like one of our FIW favorites... admit it, you like him! Anyways, one of the FIW superstars is out and doing his part for goodwill and the Christmas spirit. As much as he'd like to hide it, there's something about this skinny Santa that screams Great White Hype. Adam stands next to his bucket on the streets corner and wags that bell with all the energy of ten Grinches... plus two! Hype: Ho ho ho! Merry Christmas and whatever... He says, though it doesn't sound all that genuine. There's something fishy about his coinage bucket as well... One passer-by drops some change into the bucket but what's written on the bucket catches his eyes. Passer-by: Salvation... Adam? What the hell is that? Hype: It's a worth-while charity. So do your part and uh... you know... help out your fellow man and all that. The passer-by doesn't look convinced. Passer-by: I don't know about all this... you know, I saw something about guys like you on TV last night. Scams! That's what you're all up to! Well you know something? You and your manipulation and rape of this festive time of year makes me sick! I should call the cops! Without warning what so ever, Santa Hype lashes out quicker than a hic-up when he smacks is bell off the top of the passer-by's head! Man... that's gotta hurt. The passer-by reels and folds in half after absorbing the blow while groaning in pain. Hype: Shut your mouth! It's for a good cause! Now get outta here before Santa shoves his boot up your chimney! If you catch what he means! The passer-by heeds the Hypes warning and staggers off while still grumbling over his sore head. Adam shakes is bell a little more and attracts yet another chritabe soul. This time, a sweet old lady drops a few coins into the bucket and is about to leave when... Hype: Hey uh... you got a problem or something? The elderly woman stops short and looks over her shoulder. Old Lady: I'm sorry, Mr Clause... that's all I can afford to give this year. I have to spread it out amongst all of you santas you know. She says while nodding a finger at the Hype. Adam, however, is on no mood for old ladys or their lecturing. Hype: Yea? Well why don't you cough up a little more coin before I spread you out all over the sidewalk! Adam looms over the elderly woman who quickly complies and dips into her handbag. She starts counting out bills and drops thm in the bucket before scurrying off. Adam repositions himself beside the bucket and starts ringin his bell again. A third would be donator stops by the Hype and his Salvation Adam bucket, however, he's no mere donor... we know him better as Jeff Noon. Noon: Adam! Adam! I finally found you! The Hype throws a finger up to his lips quickly and tries to hush Noon who's about to blow his cover and scheme! Noon finally realizes that the Hype's guised as Santa and cocks a brow. Noon: Uh... what's with the get-up? Hype: Hey... everyone could use some extra coin this time of year, right? I'm just out trying to make a few extra dollars is all, and if you don't beat it you're going to ruin this for me! Noon laughs to himself. Noon: Heh, wouldn't tht be ironic? Me costing you money like you cost Finger money? The Hype double takes. Hype: I didnt cost anyone anythi- who told you about tha-... I mean... what are you talking about? Another cocked brow from Noon. Noon: Right... anyways, I came out to fill you in on something you might be very interested in! I just heard, from sources in the locker room, that Jaime Lee has a pretty heavy date after Violence Fetish this Sunday! The buzz is also saying the guy's quite the lady killer. Could be some body's trying to work their way in with your girl, Hype! Wow... quite the bit of news. Adam's stuned at first. The look on his face is almost that of the little boy who lost his puppy... but in true Hype fashion, he shakes it off and plays like everything's cool. Hype: Geez, Noon... for a second there I thought you might actually have a scrap of information that I would actually give a damn about. But that's what I like about you, Jeff... you're comfortably predicatble. Yup... predictably dissapointing. Along with his third cocked brow, Noon smiles a little. After all... despite what people may say and think, Noon's no fool. Noon: So you're telling me that Jaime Lee heding out for one hot night on the town with some other guy doesn't bother you in the least? Is that a twitch under the Hypes eye? Hype: Does it bother me? Ha! Far from it! Matter of fact, I almost feel sorry for who ever this chump Jaime's going out with! See, before she heads out on this hot date, Jaime's gotta get through Violence Fetish... Condemned Fetish... me. And gauranteed, Noon... there isn't going to be much left to take out when I'm through with her. I told you all when this battle of the sexes got underway... Jaime Lee is walking around with a big ol' bullseye on her back, and come Condemmned Fetish, on top of winning the whole damn thing, I aim to nail that bullseye! If I was that poorsum bitch, I'd call the whole thing off to be honest, because when all is said and done, the Great White Hype is going to be standing tall in that ring as the new Duel Crown number one contender... with Jaime Lee under my boot. Now if you'll excuse me, Noon... I have to holiday cheer to cash in on. Adam walks away from Noon shaking his bell and dragging his bucket in behind. Noon simply smiles to himself and shakes his head. How can anyone be that stubborn?! [align=center]*Gong~!* Got Hype?[/align] |
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