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| In bed; Kitten asks about Lucy and Jaime | |
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| Tweet Topic Started: Mar 21 2008, 05:45 PM (39 Views) | |
| Xtreme Kitten | Mar 21 2008, 05:45 PM Post #1 |
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Extremely Ordinary
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[The scene opens to Xtreme Kitten laying in bed, covered only by his mask and a red satin sheet that his half wrapped in. Lucy; wearing pale blue flannel pyjama pants and a white tank top leans over Kitten and shakes his shoulder] Lucy: Hey wake up. [He doesn't so Lucy shakes harder] Lucy: I said wake up! [Kitten's eyes open slowly] XK: Why... why is my mask on? [Kitten asks before sliding himself up to sit with his back against the headboard of the bed, one leg slip out from under the covers to reveal that Kitten isn't wearing anything under the sheet but luckily the sheet still covers his groin. Kitten's mellow from having just awoken disappears quickly as he realises he is looking at the camera] XK: What are you doing here? [Lucy steps onto the the bed and sits next to him. She pulls the sheet over to cover his naked leg] Lucy: It's that time of the week. [Kitten looks at Lucy] XK: Can it not be? Because I've already talked in front of the camera this week. Lucy: I know, I wish I didn't but I do and that doesn't count. XK: Why not? Lucy: Because you didn't talk about this weeks match al you did was talk about Jim. XK: And that doesn't count because? Lucy: Because Jim's not in this weeks match. XK: Ah good so he took my advice and doesn't want to take up our issue. Lucy: I doubt that has anything to do with it. XK: Why? Lucy: How many times have you told people not to pursue fighting you? XK: A few. Lucy: And how many times has it worked? [Kitten taps his chin as he thinks of an answer] Lucy: None. XK: So you think Jim's going to do something stupid then? Lucy: I'm probably wouldn't put it like that, but yeah I wouldn't be surprised if something happened. XK: You don't think someone like Jim thinking it's a good idea to fight it is stupid? Lucy: Not really, he was a Dual Crown champion. XK: Pft on Throwdown. [Lucy rolls her eyes, before patting Kitten's leg] Lucy: Lets change the subject. XK: To what? [Lucy stares at Kitten, she move her hand between his leg, he smiles before wincing when she squeezes] Lucy: How about this weeks match? XK: fiiine. [Lucy eases her grip and move her hand back to his leg] XK: What's there to talk about? Lucy: I don't know, I just know we have to, Nick is getting bored. XK: Why is he bored? Hasn't he been out living the high life happy that he only fell through a table and didn't put Daisuke through a table incurring my wrath. Lucy: I doubt the thought that he was lucky to go through a table has entered his mind. XK: Probably not, he does seem kind of slow. [Lucy just stares at him] XK: Oh come on don't tell me you haven't noticed. Lucy: We aren't meant to be talking about Nick. XK: Why not? Aren't I stuck with him again this week? Lucy: You are partnered with him but there are opponents. XK: Of course there are... Lucy: You've forgotten haven't you? XK: I knew? Lucy: The Rejects, Ash Koopa and Colbert Tottington. XK: Colbert Tottington? What happened to the Sir? Lucy: I don't know if he still uses the title and I'm not about to call him Sir until I've seen proof of his knighthood. XK: You've been lacking in your knowledge of what is going on in FIW lately. Lucy: Still more aware then you. XK: Not saying much. Lucy: Shut up. [There is silence for a while] Lucy: Okay now talk about the match. [Kitten looks at the camera] XK: What didn't you cut when she said shut up? [Lucy goes to reapply the monkey grip but Xtreme Kitten reacts quickly, knocking he hand away and covering the family jewels] XK: The match, the match, there's not much to say. All I know about Koopa is he used to hang out with a guy that drank maple syrup like he needed it to survive and as for Colbert well I'm not sure I know much about him other then other people say he is delusional. Lucy: And that he's [Kitten cuts Lucy off] XK: Rich, British and likes to spin in the air like some kind of gymnast or ballet dancer. [Lucy rolls her eyes because she was going to say Maj Tahal and Kitten knew it] Lucy: You know this match might put you in contention for the World Tag Team Championship. [Kitten looks at Lucy like she said something stupid] XK: It's only the second time I've had to team with Nick as a normal tag team and you're talking about contention? Don't be daft. Lucy: Nick's made an impression on people by having Prime submitting. XK: He got a victory over Prime? Lucy: Not exactly. [Kitten can barely hold back the urge to laugh] XK: How did he manage to screw that up? Lucy: There were two other people in the match and the ref was indisposed. XK: Not a very good excuse. Lucy: Look that matters is it left an impression on some important people. XK: First of all, nearly being Prime leaves the wrong kind of impression, it's like saying almost out spelling a dyslexic child. [Lucy just stares at Kitten] Lucy: You know some people think beating Prime is an achievement. XK: And we call those people idiots. Beating the Saline Solution isn't an achievement it's a given, I assume people I met on the street have beaten or have what it takes to beat him. [Lucy just shakes her head] Lucy: Look whether the people that find it impressive or not doesn't matter. XK: No, what does matter is what does any of this have to do with the World Tag Team Championship. Lucy: Prime is one of the champions. XK: What happen they run out of tag teams, hold a lottery Prime's lucky number come up and BAM! He's a champion. Lucy: I doubt it. XK: In other words you don't know? Lucy: I'll get back to doing research sooner or later. XK: Sooner would be good. Lucy: When you start accepting the Team XK is here to stay is when I'll start again. XK: Well then we'll just have to be FIW's least informed couple. As for being a contender is there anyway to have that not happen? Lucy: Lose. XK: Awesome, that's a simple task, I'll just leave the match entirely to Nick. Lucy: First, Nick won the last tag match for you remember and second, you'll win, you need to win. XK: He only got the victory because I helped him and why would I need to win? Lucy: Besides the fact you've lost your last two matches? XK: Yeah. Lucy: The fact that a championship is a championship and will help get you back to the top so you can take back the Dual Crown Championship. XK: And that's a good thing? Lucy: Only if you want to be Dual Crown champion again. [Kitten taps his chin thinking] Lucy: Knock it off everyone knows you want it back. XK: I was just wondering if is really worth all this work, now I know why so many people just wait for a chance to come along instead of fighting to create a chance. Lucy: Well you hate those people so you have to work! XK: Can't I just be a hypocrite it seems like it'd be easier? Lucy: No you can't. XK: Damn. Well I guess that means I have to beat... [For the umpteenth time Lucy rolls her eyes] Lucy: Ash Koopa and Colbert Tottington, Rejects, you know the group Kiyoshi is a part of, the group ran by Stabby McKnifeInYourBack? XK: Oh right yeah them, well I guess that means it wont only make an impression on the tag team division but warn Kiyoshi that I'm coming after my crown. Lucy: Good so you see some benefit in it. XK: No, I see a distraction in the tag team division and losing the element of surpise. Lucy: Element of surprise? you have entrance music, stomp and rant, there was never a surprise to be had. XK: Okay so just the distraction but speaking of surprise what's this I hear about you trying to attack Jaime Lee. [Kitten and Lucy stare at each other, Lucy blinks, Kitten blinks and in the moment Lucy jumps out of bed] Lucy: Come on get up we have training to do. [Lucy looks at the camera] Lucy: You can leave now. [Lucy then quickly walks out of shot as Kitten just looks] XK: You can't just dodge the question like that. Lucy: Just did, train now, camera off. [End of footage] |
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