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| Tweet Topic Started: Mar 28 2008, 07:44 PM (40 Views) | |
| Xtreme Kitten | Mar 28 2008, 07:44 PM Post #1 |
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[The scene opens with Xtreme Kitten sitting on a couch in a white t-shirt, blue jeans and of course his mask. Kitten is slowly wrapping Lucy's chain around his right hand] Lucy: You going to say something? [Lucy walks onto shot in a tight, hot pink t-shirt and black jeans not to forget the giant smile she has on her face] Lucy: Well? [Kitten looks at Lucy] XK: What is there to talk about? [Kitten says in a monotone manner. Lucy sits down beside Xtreme Kitten] Lucy: The weather, politics, your match this week and my favourite topic at the moment... [Lucy slaps Kitten's thigh to have a drum roll, she stops, looks directly at the camera, the smiles grows and she speaks] Lucy: What's going to happen to Jamie Lee. [Kitten looks at the camera] XK: We're in England so the weather is shit. We voted in our election last year so I don't give a shit about politics. I have a match? And finally, I'm not entirely sure. [Lucy looks distraught] Lucy: What? [Xtreme Kitten takes a deep breath] XK: We'reInEnglandSoTheWeatherIsShit WeVotedInOurElectionLastYearSoIDon'tGiveA ShitAboutPolitics IHaveAMatch? AndFinallyI'mNotEntirelySure [Kitten speaks incredibly fast barely even taking pause between what used to be sentences, this angers Lucy] Lucy: WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU'RE NOT SURE?! [Kitten looks at Lucy] XK: I haven't really thought about it. Lucy: At ReVolt you were chomping at the bit to get at her. XK: Indeed, even then I wasn't sure what would happen. [Lucy looks relieved and the smile returns some] Lucy: But whatever it is it'll be bad right? XK: No, I'm going to get her a pet bunny and set her up on a date with Blanco. [Kitten spreads the sarcasm on nice and thick] Lucy: Very funny. XK: I thought so. Now what's this about me having a match? Lucy: You will be opening the show. XK: Opening? Me, I'm going to be opening Anarchy in the UK? What is the Dual Crown Championship up for grabs first this year? [Lucy stares at Kitten] Lucy: No. XK: No? Weird I could of sworn Prime was up for another Dual Crown chance this year. Lucy: He is- [Lucy had more to say but Kitten cut her off] XK: What? He has a chance, I've not been thrown into the mix to make the match worth match but been booked at the beginning! What is there a big football game on that will clash with the latter part of the show so they put the best on first and leave the slops till the end when no one is watching? Lucy: Not that I know of- [Kitten cuts her off again] XK: Then why am I opening the show, Anarchy in the UK, my show? Lucy: You aren't. [Kitten looks confused] XK: Then why did you say I was? Lucy: I didn't. XK: You did so. Lucy: No, I said you were opening the show, I never said the show was Anarchy in the UK. [Kitten looks even more confused] Lucy: You are opening the preshow, in Reading. XK: I've been relegated to dark match? Lucy: No, just off the pay per view in a different city. XK: I'm not even going to be at the event? Lucy: Oh don't worry we'll get to Anarchy in the UK, I have a plan. XK: What's the point if I'm not going to be on it? Lucy: To cheer on Team XK and do bad things to Jaime Lee. XK: I could just get to her at the next ReVolt. Lucy: I'd rather not wait. XK: Fine but why would I cheer on Team XK? You and I are Team XK and since I'm apparently not on the Anarchy in the UK card there is nothing to cheer. Lucy: Nick and Jay are also Team XK and they have a match. XK: Then I'll rephrase, you and I are the only Team XK, I like. Lucy: You are going to cheer them on if you like it or not. XK: Not if I'm not there. Lucy: Even if we don't get there, you will cheer. XK: Unlikely. Lucy: You'll cheer. XK: Not by my own will. Lucy: You will. XK: What make you so sure? Lucy: They are getting a shot at the tag team championship. [Kitten just stares at Lucy] XK: What? Lucy: Jay and Nick are getting a shot at the tag team championship [Kitten's eye twinges] XK: You are telling me that not only am I not in the show but that plastic surgeon poster boy gets two matches? That tag match last week was a fucking waste of my time. [Kitten looks at the camera] XK: Oh management jackarses I'm the one that was teaming with Nick getting the wins, me, NOT JAY! [Kitten turns to Lucy] XK: I've had it Lucy, your plan has back fired, they aren't backing me up, I'm not rising up the ladder, the bastards are stealing my chances, my opportunities! Last week you got me to believe I'd be the one getting the chance and I did my bit to make the team look good but Jay what did he do? He got knocked out by a piss poor referee playing a wrestler and had to be saved by another shitty referee, now he'd getting a championship shot and where am I? OPENING IN READING! [When Kitten stops talking Lucy slaps on the ol' monkey grip, squeezing the family jewels of the Fighting Feline pretty hard, Kitten cringes in pain trying his hardest not to open his mouth and scream in pain] Lucy: Don't yell at me because you've been looked over, maybe if you didn't waste time talking to me they would have put you in the team to get the shot. While I have you quiet, you have a chance to become number one contender for the Flycore championship and your opponent is Nightmare. [Lucy slowly eases her grip and sit back. Kitten takes a few deep breaths and waits for the pain to subside before looking at Lucy] XK: I don't get it. Lucy: Don't get what? XK: The joke. Lucy: Joke? XK: I assume you were making a joke, there is no such thing, I've never heard of it and Bill being able my opponent to get contender status proves it. Lucy: Even though I know there is a Flycore championship, I want to here why Bill proves it doesn't exist. XK: Because he is Bill, Bill can't be a contender for any title without stabbing someone in the back and climbing over their corpse and I haven't heard anything of the sort. Lucy: Since when do you hear things? XK: Good point but still he is Bill and there for never a contender for anything because he is SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT! Lucy: Well like I said the Flycore does exist and Bill is who you have to beat to get a shot at it. [Kitten hangs his head, he lifts it slowly to look at the camera] XK: Could Anarchy in the UK oh eight suck anymore, I'm not on it, Prime's on it twice and that's only the bad part for the viewer. For me personally, sure I'm not on my favourite pay per view of the year and now I'm fighting for a chance at a title I'm not sure exists against a guy who should have been some accidentally killed himself by now. [Kitten wipes over his face] XK: Okay Bill, here's how things are going to go. You are going to do you're, “I'm a better the children that would be if Jesus and Superman could have babies” routine without say anything cool like being better then the children of Jesus and Superman. The match is going to happen, you'll probably surprise me with some kind of something, I mean you have to be able to defend yourself a little right? I mean you're still alive. I bet money you'd be dead months ago, killed by your baby boy because he realised it was either you or him because mark my words while you're breathing your a danger to him and the rest of you family, that's how incompetent you are. After I shake off my confusion that you actually managed to do something; beyond the automatic functions that keep you alive and being a delusional fuckwit, I'll bash you until I've had my fill then I will pin you. I lay it out for you like this because I don't want you getting shocked I beat you, I always beat you. I don't want to hear you saying after the match “Oh it was close but Kitten found a way to beat me this time but next time will be different”. IT'S NEVER DIFFERENT! I win, you lose, that's how the world works Bill. [Kitten sits back and looks at Lucy] XK: Now this Flycor-one more thing. [Kitten looks at the camera] XK: Don't get to upset Bill, I don't want you getting upset because that would be bad. I don't want you say you want another piece of me after I've beaten you again. I don't want you saying there is unfinished business you need to take care of or other clichés. Why don't I want this? Because with my luck you'll get more matches with me and I really no one wants that. I don't because I'd get bored. You're family don't because it's more embarrassment then they can handle and they can handle a lot they live with you. You don't want it because you don't want to end up like Elrick on a never ending losing streak and eventually off the active roster. So, one match, one win for me, you concede it was inevitable then move on. [Kitten sits back and looks at Lucy again] XK: So this Flycore isn't some kind of hack championship is it? Lucy: Well kind of. [Kitten glares at Lucy] XK: Kind of? Lucy: It's defended with falls count anywhere rules. XK: Okay well that's not too bad. Lucy: That's with weapons being legal I assume. XK: That's not good, that's bad, very bad. [Kitten looks at the camera] XK: Bill Sunday is your lucky day, I'm gonna let you win, I don't want it. [Lucy reapplies the monkey grip] Lucy: You'll want it if you want this to stop happening, you need to climb back to the top, you have to take every opportunity you get even if it is for a shitty bottom rung hack championship. Do you understand? [Kitten nods Lucy releases her grip and looks at the camera] Lucy: Sorry Bill, you're still going to lose. [End of footage] |
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