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Land of the Free; Sea of the Forsaken; [The Rejects]
Topic Started: Apr 3 2008, 03:30 PM (104 Views)
Kryten Shards
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Static at first, and then abruptly it melds into a distorted and multi-colored feed that attempts to sustain a picture. It is without warning that it ends this struggle and merely goes to black where words begin to filter over the screen.

[align=center]We've taken over your air waves.[/align]

The words gradually trickle back into the endless darkness and new words replace them on the screen.

[align=center]This is a Reject Production.[/align]

Once more the distorted feed returns to the screen, this time for a shorter span before the image fixes itself and fades in. The overwhelming might of the sun gives a temporary glare to the scene and blinds any viewers to the location and the location of the subjects of this piece. As soon as that passes from the image the beautiful & serene clear blue skies with only a rare small cloud here or there along it becomes visible. With a gentle pan downward it reveals the gigantic buildings of the concrete jungle, New York City in the far off distance and...water around it, lots of water.

Properly taking the measures to look around now, the image becomes a lot more apparent to those watching at home. Water is all around them due to the simple fact that they are on some form of it, whether it is a lake or a river or an ocean remains unknown. What is known is that they are also on a boat in this water, one that looks a few sizes shy of a cruise ship while still giving off the air of being expensive. Various activities and crew members, and customers cover the deck of the ship and give it the hustle & bustle feeling that the not too far off city resonates.

As it continues to pan to the side, the image soon falls upon a group that stands out from the rest of the lot on the deck. Perhaps it is because one sports blue hair and (seemingly) a sugar high, maybe because one's hair is snow white or that another's head is covered in face paint. Or, maybe it is because that one near them is a Middle Eastern man dressed as a stereotypical upper-class British. Or, it very well could possibly be the two largest figures in the group, a massive bald man or the grizzled looking gentleman. One thing is for certain; the only thing in common about this motley crew in appearance is the porcelain masks depicting ancient Japanese ogre faces that each holds (in one manner or another).

In a location that most would consider unnatural for this lot, they seem to be quite at home on the ship on this sunny day. Vinj crouches in the very front and seems to be caught up with some thing on the deck's floor at the moment, and a few inches away from him to the left stands Ash Koopa & Colbert Tottington. Right behind him is where the reigning FIW Dual Crown Champion is stationed, his usual cold expression on his face. Squeezed in between Nakahata & Koopa and quasi-behind them is the advisor to all of them, and the ever smiling Savior of Sorrow. With off to the right, standing a little bit away from the rest of his brotherhood is the Mile High Mad Man.


Onikage: They said we were weak.

The clash of this negative comment said in a cheerful tone comes from behind the majority of the faction.

Onikage: They said we were falling apart at the seams.

For the second time there is the odd blend of a cheerful voice about a rather nasty statement, when in reference to them.

Onikage: They said we were nothing but delusional freaks.

This last one generates a small chuckle from the Messiah of the Mind and seems to amuse a fair few of his "brothers".

Onikage: Freaks we all may be to the judging eyes of the masses but I believe March thirtieth proved we are any thing but the delusional type.

Even with two heavyweights taking the majority of the room, his glowing soulless eyes still flicker through with their inherent amusement.

Onikage: Why, I'd go as far as to say if there is one thing Anarchy in the U.K. dealt the Rejects more than that proof, it is...

As if on cue, his brethren take a small step to the side each to let the Straight Edge Artist be far more visible.

Onikage: Vindication.

His white eyes wander downward to the latest Reject at their feet and it looks as if for a moment he is mildly disgusted by the thought of some thing. Though he eventually places his right hand on the blue locks of his charge, and proceeds to ruffle them almost like a father would to a son.

Onikage: Vindication in being denied his way back home and our Brother Gluttony taking upon himself to change that weave in his fabric of fate.

With a certain moment of relief, the hand leaves the resting place of those brightly colored strands of hair and motions over towards the man to the side. Even a few of the Rejects' eyes seem to wander over to the hulking bald figure that the attention is now on.

Onikage: Vindication in a unfortunate freak accident occurring and being told he wouldn't be able to come back for months by the best the medical field had to offer. Only for our Brother Envy to return less than two months later and compete valiantly in the gauntlet match.

Like it is going through dance, the hand gracefully moves to display both men to the left of him and both branches of the British Reject flavor.

Onikage: Vindication in after being shuffled down to dwell in the sewers and gutters of the so called beautiful and skilled people, taking action against it. Such a action that has led the two, our Brother Wrath and our Brother Vanity towards bringing more championships back into our fold.

That hand sways away from them and curls upon itself so that the outer halves of his fingers graze his own chest.

Onikage: Vindication in trying to change a company I once supported and fought for with every fiber of my being and called my home that robbed from me. For nearly a year now I have played my games, I have made each cautious and careful move leading every closer towards one of my goals. It is thanks to I, Brother Sloth that Charles Chesterfield Graves and his kin are no longer holding FIW in a vice. When this ownership business is all settled and done, should the figure head ever grow corrupt once more...they will know who they have enemies in.

Just as easily as it came back, the hand leaves the Savior of Sorrow's side once more and motions towards the Yeti to his right.

Onikage: Vindication in being told you are nothing but a joke, a dreamer with a relic idealism from a age past, and many other things...that he's proved wrong. How? By doing what our Brother Lust does best, he fights, and he fights some more, and he continues to fight, on and on and on he fights the masses. No matter if it's the aforementioned or that he wasn't making it past the False Kitten at Violence Fetish, then the trio at Nensai Senjou, and then walking out of Anarchy in the U.K. as champion. Or that he was being used by his brothers or that he was too fat, too ugly, too much steak and not enough sizzle to be the Ichiban. A warrior that has yet to fall to any of these so-called better athletes and has left his critics silenced is what Nakahata Kiyoshi-dono is.

Methodically and slowly the hand rolls at the wrist, and his fingers ball up together outside of his still pointing index finger.

Onikage: A warrior that walks alongside four other warriors of his brotherhood into one last gift from dear Charles, his last act as owner. Perhaps he thought it was his last chance to stick it to us and hope that his precious elite could dismantle us. Or, perhaps he felt in his egomaniacal nature that if he couldn't have FIW, no one should be able to and is using us as the pawns to eliminate these five competitors. Whatever the case may be is truly meaningless to me, for we have our reasons for this fight and we have our reasons for marching into it.

At long last his other hand moves, going up over his head and starts to slide the mask into place over his face.

Onikage: While we may still be the forsaken, my brothers no longer need me to be the sole voice for the entire cause we stand behind. They don't need me to dish out the words needed to be said towards Ethan or Grantland or James or Liam or Miss Sommers. So, rather than harp on any further on this matter, I believe it is time I leave the floor to one of them. For I am done...

It is only a moment after the final word leaves his mouth that the ogre mask hides his painted face completely underneath it. Giving the first glimpse of the demonic features painted on the shiny white surface many moons ago that reflects his sin name sake. Patiently he waits and he allows another one of them to step up...
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Dangerous Dan
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Onikage may not have been so willing to 'allow' free useage of his soap box had he a better of knowledge of what Vinj is capable of. Or maybe...he does. Hmm. Something for you to think about there.

After finding nothing further on the deck to capture his attention, Vinj jumps to a prone position with arms firmly crossed as he tryies to match the manner of his comrades. I tell you, this does not last more than a second.


Vinj: So we just supposed to stand here? No one made me aware of any itinerary. Did you guys get one?

Vinj looks from side to side to gather the groups response. While their collective silence should be answer enough, it's not.

Vinj: Seriously, I got up early for this. When I joined up there was no mention of...bloody...boat rides and getting up before 10am. I mean, I'm not complaining about the boat ride. Boat's done nothing wrong. Why blame the boat? The boat is innocent. WHY WON'T YOU LET IT GO!!!

Vinj falls to the ground while his head droops at the command of his bobbing shoulders.

Vinj: Just...why?

Vinj spreads out onto the deck to console the boat...or himself. I don't know.

Vinj: Shhh-sh-sh-sh-sh-sh. It's ok. *whispers* It's not your fault.

Cue 'ignore Vinj mode'. As you were, fellas.
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Dai
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With one eyebrow raised in mild amusement at proceedings, Kiyoshi Nakahata drums his fingers on the forehead porcelain mask that makes it's home on his forehead. This means that he's tapping the back of his own head while Vinj and Onikage go on with their respective speeches. Fortunately, his nails* aren't particularly long, so he makes no noise doing so, and doesn't interrupt anything, although maybe being interrupted would be the best thing for Vinj. That however, is something which can only be left to the Constant Reader to decide. Whether it is or not, doesn't change the fact that the tapping is going on, nor that Kiyoshi is opening his mouth with intention of speaking.

Kiyoshi: A fight I was promised at Anarchy in the UK, and a fight I got. On that score, I am satisfied, and as such, I have very little to say.

Indeed, as he lets that sink in, that is all he has to say on the matter.

Kiyoshi: It does seem to me to be a little odd that a man billed as the Adonis of our millenium complains about being labelled a freak. Correct me if I am wrong, but I do believe that the myth involves the new-born Adonis being sealed away because he is so beautiful; and while by any normal standards, Mr. Brody does not exactly seem beautiful, has not through every means at his disposal attempted to become the epitome of what a strong, fighting man should look like?

The hand tapping his head is raised questioningly for a moment, before returning to the beat.

Kiyoshi: There is a culture of Professional Wrestling that focuses more on the appearance: the scary face, the chiselled physique and the tough-talking hyperbole. In that respect, Mr. Brody can indeed be considered one of the so-called "Beautiful People," although I will concede that the snappiness of the phrase possibly has something to do with the actual choice of label. It does not change the fact that certain people are chosen in preference to others in regards to their appearance. Granted, just because this is so, it does not stop them from being 'competant' but this sport of ours does not always reward the strongest, or most skilled.

The wind is starting to annoy Kiyoshi by blowing his hair across his face, which he brushes out of his face; keeping hold of a lock, because he needs it to make a point in a second.

Kiyoshi: So in addition to dealing with the allegations of incompetance, I also urge Mr. Brody to look a little deeper into my past to a time when I was rejected. While I am sure that Mr. Brody had his own childhood issues to deal with, I ask him to wonder what life might have been like to a scrawny little thing moving to a new city, new school, new life, with a head full of purest white, that had to be cropped close to his head for his own safety.

Point made in unsubtle fashion, Kiyoshi lets it slide.

Kiyoshi: Although I hope that I am not misinterpreted, since there is no way that I can be too bitter about how things have ended up for me. We simply do what we must or what we can, and as the man said, hope for vindication...

And that, my friends, is all that Kiyoshi has to say on the matter, although it takes a moment for his little shrug to be interpretted as the full stop on the end of his piece...

[size0]* Which believe it or not, are not painted black.
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Mike "Ace" Rimmer
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And who better to follow the champion with more self love than Har Mar Superstar, than the man that believes himself to be the embodiment of Vanity…I MEAN WHO DOES THAT?! Why Colbert of course. He stands there looking…well you read the very detailed description that was very well written by Veg. I’ll skip all of that, and just cut straight to the here and now. Colbert looks down at Vinj, who strangely is still making love to the ships deck.

Colbert: Don’t worry Vinj, you get used to it. We’ve collectively learnt to not care about transport’s feelings…otherwise how would we manage to wank on aeroplanes without guilt? Anyway Onikage, if the other Rejects do not mind, I would like to go next……..and with that I’m leaving.

This is met with some confused looks from the other Rejects…apart from Oniakge. He seems to just look on with understanding.

Colbert: I’m sorry gents, but I wore out my ranting skills last week when trying to think of a bad thing to say about this beast of magnificence that is Ash Koopa, who I must say put up one hell of a fight.

Colbert gives a nod towards Ash, who nods back to him.

Colbert: So I think I will have to use my surroundings to better convey the feelings I possess.

General: That and I wrote this one so I get more glory!

Yes that’s right, the General has squirmed his way through the Rejects and crew out of nowhere to take his place next to Colbert. Colbert shakes his head, while the Rejects snigger a bit. Even the stoney faced Onikage cracks a small grin.

Colbert: *sigh* Yes sadly the General had a bit more input than he would usually.

General: I even wrote the title.

Colbert: Yes, but luckily no-one will see it. I think you’ve made one too many gay comments to be considered “just a little bit uncomfortable”.

General: Are you calling me homophobic?

Colbert: No. I’m saying that you’re scared of accepting the truth.

General: Listen we’ve had this conversation, and we always come back to the same thing…I’m not the one that’s had anal sex from another man.

The Rejects now look very VERY disturbed as they look towards Colbert. As ever Onikage has a different reaction. He gives a sigh, either because he’s just embarrassed about the two or he’s been keeping this a very good secret.

Colbert: …what?

General: Oh wait, no that wasn’t you…

Colbert: What the hell are you on about?

General: Look let’s just go…

Colbert: Yes, let’s. Don’t worry Onikage, we have our own camera crew…

We suddenly cut to another camera, which is from a different angle. Colbert and the General look into the new camera.

Colbert: Ah here we are. Let’s go.

The two make their way past the now confused Rejects, followed by our new camera crew. The two make their way past the many crew members and through a set of doors. They come into what appears to be a very nice and well furnished bar. They walk straight to the bar itself, where there are drinks set up along the bar. The two men take seats on the stools.

Colbert: Now, as I was too busy partying, celebrating my new UIC title shot, I was not able to write my promo. This is why the rest of this will involve the General using is very little knowledge of my opponents to smacktalk while I down these drinks.

General: I originally wrote this as Colbert speaking while I downed the drinks, but according to Colbert "He doesn't want to steal my glory...and I'm not getting away with just drinking". So this is how it's going to work. I will describe each opponent, show how they are like the drink Colbert will down, then Colbert will show how easily he will beat his opponents.

Colbert: Ah I love this…

General: You would, drunkard.

Colbert: Ooooh way to insult!

General: Anyways, first up we have Ethan, the man whose name looks like it spells something backwards…

Colbert: But it doesn’t! I mean what the fuck?! Change it!

General: Yeah…anyway. Since Colbert has not faced any of these opponents in such a long time, if at all, we are instead not going to go on about how he’s going to defeat them again, or how it’s going to be a meeting of enemies...Instead we are going to pretend none of you people watching know who the opponents are...which is, let's face it probably true. I mean Kennedy, Prime, Liam Mortell, Ethan Adams, Grant Rice? What have they ever achieved?

Colbert: So, Smada Nathe.

General: Yes, Ethan. This young man is the one you may have noticed recently that has discovered he gets thrills, or "orgasms" from beating up old people. Although we have no evidence that he's into the same stuff that Wayne Rooney does...

Colbert: Who?

General: I'll explain later. As I was saying, although there's not Granny's Gone Wild movies, we have seen him getting awfully horny while attacking the OAP known as Liam Mortell. These two have been fighting back and forth, each one getting the horn more than the last one. But why, you may be asking, is Liam getting the horn for Ethan? It is because Liam obviously has a fetish of midgets. Ethan Adams is one of the smallest wrestlers...ever, with the length head to toe as big as Prime's penis after all of that steroid abuse...Although it is not politically correct to use midget as a derogatory comment, we figure that if FIW gets less than 50 complaints from Colbert's repeated use of the N word last week, we can get away with this shit without any backlash. But anyway back to Ethan. The man is like a magnet for DC title shots...yet of course he will never actually win the title. Why? Because he's...Ethan Adams. He just won't win. Ever.

Colbert: When did you write this shit?

General: Last night while watching Reaper. Did you know they're ahead of us in America?

Colbert: Yes I did...

General: Crazy shit...

Colbert: Can't I just have the drink now?

General: Right, so first up tell me what we have here.

Colbert: A glass of Jack Daniels.

General: Why?

Colbert: Because like him, it's short, small and just not as powerful or as good as some of the others available.

General: I see. Do you want to drink it now?

Colbert: Thank God.

Colbert takes the first, the glass of whiskey, and downs it in one.

General: Not even a cringe on your face afterwards. Smooth.

Colbert: No problem. Who's next?

General: Grant Rice. Now I think the best to describe the highlights of his career is not UIC, is not Tier, it is Nightmare. It is never forgiveable to tag with that man...I mean look at his past exploits? Tommy King? AJ Phoenix?

Colbert: T-Bird?

General: Yes...wait how did you know that? Thought you didn't do any research?

Colbert: Meh.

General: Either way, since Grant Rice is a former partner of Nightmare....there is no way he's a threat at all. But since it's part of the fun, let me tell you a bit more about him. Since Tier came back Grant has been a little fucked up. Grant has been going a little mental even going a bit...dark.

Colbert: Ooooh.

General: I know. He's gone all badass, which was shown at Anarchy in the UK where he let Tier burn alive.

Colbert: Who on Earth would let a person burn alive?

General: ...you.

Colbert: That was not a person!

General: True. Anyway enough about that, what have we got for Grant?

Colbert: Bud Light.

General: Why?

Colbert: Because at the end, he's common, pathetic and weak. Oh, and tastes like crap compared to the original Budvar Budweiser from the Czech Republic...

General: Who, Grant?

Colbert: Probably...

General: Fair enough. Down she goes.

Colbert then begins to heavily gulp at the bottle of Bud Lite. The General watches on patiently as Colbert relentlessly downs the bottle. Finally he's done, with beer dribbling down his cheeks. He puts it back down on the bar, and grins towards the General. The General nods, and continues.

General: And now, we come to Methuselah, otherwise known as Mr. Mortell. Now you may remember that Liam has a midget fetish, and although this claim may be a bit...unproveable...it's still a very funny idea. Now who is Liam? Well Liam's a very old dude that fought with Ethan and lost. Quite a few times. He believes in all of that shit like respect and "Old School".

Colbert: Bet he's had a lot of practice hanging around schools.

General: Yeah we're going to feel the backlash if we go on with just paedophile jokes. Anyway, these beliefs are sadly not followed through and when anything does not go Liam's way he just throws his beliefs out of the window and starts to do low things...such as what he did to Ethan during his title shot. However it's not all bad for Liam...he's the only one that's actually understood the threat from the Rejects. While the others seems to be comparing their penis sizees and such, he's the only one that knows what we are capable of. I mean not anyone has hung upside down from a crucifx as Onikage showers himself from the blooding pouring from your corpse.

Colbert: If you change that blood for another substance, it's almost my weekend. Only it wasn't Onikage either...

General: Colbert, stop talking. You know what happens when you mix your drinks. For Liam Colbert will be downing a glass of Gin. Why? Because it's old fashioned, can ruin any night and has been known to lead to flashing. Don't ask. Colbert?

But Colbert is way ahead of the General, already downing the Gin before Mortimer's finished.

Colbert: Whoop, got a kick to it, that. Do you know who I haven't heard from in a while? The stalker! What happened to him? Was it him in the phone before?

General: Colbert, please stop now. Anyway next we have Kennedy. Her other aliases incluse Sluterella, Fully Intoxicated Whore and the owner of the duo "Baggy & Saggy". Now where do we start with the little firefox? She's been around longer than my unshaven pubic area, yet still is more sexually frustrated than...well, the area surrounded by my unshaven pubic area. To make a long story short, she's a tag team partner with Prime, whose engagaed to his manager, yet there's loads of sexual tension. Then, she's also had a little thing with another teammate for this week, Grant Rice. And, oh yes, she's engaged to someone else as well. This all leads to one thing.

Colbert: A porno to knock One Night-mare in Sanders off the top spot?

General: I hate drunk horny Colbert. Kennedy is still very full of herself even though she's gone downhill nowadays, taking pride in beating Xtreme Kitten's Condom Kids to retain her pathetic titles with Prime. That lump of muscle has barely learnt how to breath and she considers that a partner? Oh my...

Colbert: Woo! Bring on the Alchopops!

General: *sigh* Yes, Kennedy is represented by an Alchopop. Cheap, childish and a big connection with Essex Whores. Chug away.

Colbert willingly starts gulping at the bottle of cheap bubblegum flavoured alchohol. With each gulp, Mortimer sense more regret at writing this promo. While Colbert drinks, the General continues.

General: While he finishes that, I shall move onto the final man. Prime made ridiculous claims this week that included stuff like that the Rejects have all one aim and work together to achieve this. Strange that, since Ash Koopa and Colbert Tottington fought eachother on Sunday...strange since we're cutting this promo ourselves rather than with them...and finally strange since we are perhaps the most free of all factions in the way that all members are also free to do what they like.

Colbert: Pfft you ain't even an official member. Oooh, a bottle of tequila!

General: No Colbert! Don't have the whole bottle! We agreed on just a sip! You can't handle a whole bottle! You've had enough!

Colbert: Come on Prime, I can take you.

Colbert grabs the bottle and starts to heavily chug at it. He gets up and starts to run towards the doors. The General gets up and follows him.

Colbert: I can take you all on! I'm invicible!

General: Colbert! Come back here!

Colbert runs through the doors and back to where the Rejects stand. They all look to Colbert who has now gotten tired of running. He pushes past his partners, bottle still in hand. He looks towards Onikage.

Colbert: You know...I knew a guy like you...I hated him...

With that said, Colbert collapses face first, funnily enough next to where Vinj still humps the deck. The General pushes through almost bashfully. He sees where Colbert's collapsed, sighs and walks over to him. He bends over and places Colbert's Vanity mask back over Colbert's face. With that done he turns back to the others.

General: Continue...
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