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| Meet: 'Jericho' | |
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| Tweet Topic Started: Apr 3 2008, 09:06 PM (44 Views) | |
| Craig | Apr 3 2008, 09:06 PM Post #1 |
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We are back at the very same expensive hotel as Lara Toni entered to meet her new manager only a day ago. This time a male hand is knocking on the door of Room 316 and it is attached to the arm of FIW interviewer, Gunnar Leland. The man known only as ‘Jericho’ opens it and steps backwards to gesture Gunnar inside. Jericho: Mr. Leland, it is an absolute honour and a privilege to meet such a respected employee of the Full Intensity Rasslin’. Jericho’s actions are elaborate as he extends his arms and almost cradles one arm in the other as he motions to Gunnar to sit down on the couch. Today Jericho is dressed or undressed as it might be, a long white silk dressing gown untied covers only a tight pair of white shorts. Gunnar unlocks his briefcase and as he does, the young Oriental lady identified previously as Dumie emerges from the bedroom in a matching gown. Noticeably uncomfortable, Gunnar looks to Jericho for direction. Gunnar: Sorry, have I arrived at a bad time? I can come back later if you are in the middle of something. Leland pulls a pad of notes, a pen and a Dictaphone out of his briefcase. He lays them neatly down on the small coffee table before him as Jericho waves away Gunnar’s concern. Jericho: That will not be necessary Mr. Leland, our interaction for this morning is finished. Perhaps my sweet would prepare our esteemed guest a drink of his preference. Gunnar: Just water would be fine. Jericho does not speak to confirm Leland’s request, he simply instructs Dumie to provide his water with a flick of his index finger. Athletically, Jericho leaps over the armrest of his chair into the seat. He flashes a white grin at Gunnar, his aura is intoxicating almost as much as his rich Southern American accent. Jericho: I trust that you have prepared for such a momentous occasion in your career? Being the first member of the Full Intensity Rasslin’ staff to meet an immortal soul as myself should be a great humbling experience wouldn’t you agree? Gunnar: I’m very happy to be the first to speak to you on camera. Jericho: Mr. Leland please speak as though you were education properly. Expressing a sentiment as “I am very happy” is something a commoner would utter in my presence, a street-dweller if you will. The correct answer is that you are delighted and elated to be one of a select few people to stand before me from the universe of F.I.W. Only The Boss, Lazarro, Orion Oldriod and Lara Toni have understood this pleasure. Gunnar: I apologise. The experienced interviewer holds up his hands to confess an apology and it receives a light applause from Jericho. Dumie returns with a glass of water containing ice, a sliced lemon and a clear liquid. Gunnar thanks her and Jericho stands up. Dumie reaches around Jericho to take hold of the belt in his gown and she ties it for the eccentric character. Dumie leaves the room, back to the bedroom she goes as Gunnar takes a swig of his drink. Gunnar: Okay, are we good to begin the interview officially? Jericho: I see no reason why this should not come to pass. Leland sets his Dictaphone off and picks up his pen. He flicks his tongue out onto the tip and prepares to scribble notes. Gunnar: You have only been a part of the FIW roster for a few days now but I imagine you had to be at least very aware of the product beforehand. What are your first impressions? Jericho: First impressions are ultimately important to a man as myself. I became first aware of the Full Intensity Rasslin’ through my legitimate business dealing with Andrew Oldriod but the first time I actually took time out of my hectic schedule to watch an offering was Nensai Senjou. My first impressions of this company were that of potential. However, you cannot make a decent living, as I do, off of potential. Gunnar: Would you care to elaborate? Jericho: Take a person such as Nick Allen. He has unlimited potential but was caught amongst carnivores in a multi-person ladder contest. He failed to showcase his full ability and one of the reasons for that is a lack of leadership, the type of leadership that Jericho provides. Gunnar nods his head as Jericho looks upwards, to the left and away from Leland while delivering his response. It’s almost as if he receives some kind of inspiration from above. Gunnar: What is your current assessment of FIW? The flamboyant personality touches his chin, drawing a scratch from his ‘designer’ stubble. He then delicately places his fingertips together in a triangle. Jericho: Full Intensity Rasslin’ appears to Jericho to be a land of alternation. There seems to be a lot of, a lot of, a lot of change amongst the superstars and the Hellcats at this time. I see other recent acquisitions like myself and I wonder whether they can cut it as I can. Gunnar: As you say, you are a new face into the company. What makes Jericho tick? What makes Jericho different from the entire roster? Jericho: What makes Jericho different? Well for a starter ol’ Jericho is not a truthful individual. Gunnar: Really? Jericho: Me, I’m dishonest. And a dishonest man you can always trust to be dishonest. Honestly, it’s the honest ones you want to watch out for because you can never predict when they’re going to do something incredibly…stupid. Gunnar: Have you got any opinions on the other newcomers? Jericho slides off his chair and kneels down in front of Gunnar, his hands clasped in mock prayer. Jericho: There is a man known as Priest who claims that his actions are God’s will when we all know that no such things exists. God does not exist. The bible is a good story, a fairytale, and that’s all it’s good for. The bible is based on two hippies, a talkin’ snake and an unfaithful pregnant whore trying to explain away her infidelity. Did you know that every single law of the United States of America is referenced to by name in that ol’ book? He hops back into his chair as a puzzled Leland prepares a query. Gunnar: Is it really? Jericho: No! That was a lie! See how easy that was for Jericho? Jericho reaches down to a small wooden box beside his chair and picks it up. He opens the lid and offers the contents to Leland. The FIW staff member politely refuses. Jericho however produces a cigar and solid gold lighter. He begins to light it as Gunnar continues. Gunnar: Already rumours are rife that you have had Lara Toni sign away any extra money that comes with being Hellcat Champion. Is this true? Jericho: Your sources are correct. I had Lara come to me and sign away her monetary compensation as Hellcat Champion because of one factor, motivation. I needed to know what she was in this for, as the dirty Americans would word the sentiment. Lara is not a woman desperate for cash that she would prostitute herself, she is therefore a person of the fairer sex that I can work with in a healthy relationship. Jericho begins to puff away at his cigar like Hannibal from the A-Team, with the same smirk across his chops. Gunnar: Orion Oldriod’s contribution to Lara’s short career is massive, what sort of impact will you have? Jericho: Andrew was a short-term solution for a long-term project. His affect on Lara may still linger in the air around my Hellcat but now Jericho is here to claim his prize and when all is written on the life of the Hellcat Sensation, Oldriod will be a small footnote and Jericho will be the prominent name alongside hers. With Orion, Lara was a small fish in a big pond. With Jericho, my sweet will be a whale in a teardrop. Gunnar: That’s very int-(cut off)… Jericho: I think that you have found out enough about Jericho. This is your time to step off the road that leads you to the promise land. Gunnar nods. Not wanting to draw the ire of his subject, he quickly packs up his things into his open briefcase but curiously keeps the Dictaphone on record. Gunnar: Can I ask you something off the record? It won’t get reported. The individual referred to as ‘Jericho’ stands to excuse his guest. Jericho: You can have one question, use it wisely or forever live in regret. Gunnar: The big guy we saw you standing alongside at Anarchy in the UK…when will we see him again? Jericho takes his cigar out of his mouth and stumps the end on Gunnar’s Dictaphone, which of course was still recording and the wily Jericho was aware of it. A small cackling sound is heard from the device as it loses power. Jericho calmly prises it from Gunnar’s hand and removes the tape before handing it back to him. Jericho: Soon. And when he does Mr. Leland…go find yourself a fat lady and tell her warm up her vocal chords. He walks to his balcony as Gunnar leaves the hotel room. Jericho looks down at the small tape in his hand and plays with it between his fingers before flicking it off the balcony into the pool below with a splash. He turns around and notices that his telephone base unit is flashing. Wondering how long it has been like that, he presses a button. Lara: This is Lara. I’ve arrived and I’ve found his apartment. I’ll see him tomorrow morning. Jericho smiles a hearty grin and deletes the message. He then walks towards the bedroom and unties his gown so it flows behind him. |
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