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| An Interview | |
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| Tweet Topic Started: Apr 4 2008, 04:58 PM (38 Views) | |
| Xtreme Kitten | Apr 4 2008, 04:58 PM Post #1 |
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Extremely Ordinary
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[The scene opens with Rebecca Hunter; in a light blue tank top and short black skirt, standing next to Xtreme Kitten in some random hotel hallway. Xtreme Kitten is wearing tight blue jeans and the “Cheer Me” t-shirt he made for Jaime Lee, obviously the shirt is too small for him it hugs him tight leaves his abdomen uncovered] RH: In a rush to get dressed this morning? XK: Huh? [Kitten looks at how he is dressed, then looks at Rebecca] XK: No, I just had to dress myself this morning, Lucy was out. [Kitten obviously isn't being serious] RH: Making fun of Jay Bain's comment about Lucy dressing you, really that's what you want to do with this interview? XK: No, what I want to do with this interview is finish it, quickly. Why do you want to make fun of Jay? RH: Not really. XK: You sure? Because I'm guessing it wouldn't be too hard. RH: I'm sure, we have better things to discuss. XK: My football team being forth in their division? RH: No. [Kitten looks surprised] XK: Are you sure? Because that's the only special thing I have to talk about this week. RH: What about being the number one contender for the Flycore championship, the attack on Jaime Lee and the apparent implosion of Team XK? XK: One, I'm the greatest champion in FIW history so nothing special about being a contender. Two, I've done plenty of revenge for hurting Lucy assaults, they aren't special. Three, been through one stable falling apart been through them all. RH: Well they might not be topics you think are important but there are people out there that do. XK: Are you one of those people? RH: No, I'm just the person that has to get those people answers. XK: Wow, sucks for you, not so much for me since I'm one of those people that doesn't have to give answers, but if you ask I just might since apparently what I do best is talk. I could have sworn the order of things I do best went; fornicate, fight, dance, and then talk. RH: Dance? XK: Is that a question? RH: Not really I was just surprised, didn't think you were the dancing type. So before getting to the big questions, I want to ask how does it feel to be back on the path to a championship? XK: Well go ahead. [Rebecca looks confused] XK: You said you wanted to ask it, well ask it. [Rebecca just shakes her head at the way Kitten is acting] RH: Xtreme Kitten, how does it feel to be back on the path to a championship. XK: It's underwhelming. RH: How so? XK: Been there, done that. RH: Except this time it's for a championship you've never had and it happens to have special rules. XK: Yeah the special rules parts terrifies me [Rebecca cuts Kitten off] RH: Jaime Lee's boyfriend; Adam Wilson, being the champion have something to do with that fear? [Kitten stares at Rebecca] XK: No, I mean it's already a hack championship with hack rules, I already figured a hack had it, didn't know who exactly though and before you just told me I already had my plan. RH: Send Phil? XK: NO! That bastard would probably win the fucking thing and I'd be stuck with it and him, we'd both be doing part time, he'd do all the title matches and I'd be stuck not getting my weekly dose of hitting people. RH: So what is your plan for the Flycore championship? XK: Run. RH: Run? XK: Run, screaming “FIRE” in the hope of the time limit running out or me getting away. RH: You can get arrested for screaming fire can't you? XK: Possibly, I just run then, I'm pretty fast, better have a car waiting so I can get out of the arena if needs be. RH: So that's the plan, chicken out? XK: Yep. RH: Gotta say if it were anyone else I wouldn't believe it but you're really planning on it aren't you? XK: Of course I am, you can even sit in the back-seat and interview me as I escape. RH: I'll hold you to that. Onto the bigger questions, how are you faring after what you did to Jaime Lee? XK: I'm doing well thanks for asking. RH: So the hate mail hasn't gotten to you? XK: Hate mail? I haven't seen any of it. RH: You haven't gotten any? XK: I'm sure some has been written and sent somewhere but where ever it is I haven't seen it. RH: Well that was a dud question. XK: Indeed. RH: How do you feel about giving Jaime a concussion? XK: Ah, I'm not sure I feel anything about giving her a concussion, she hurt Lucy, I hurt her, what happens as a consequence doesn't really bother me. RH: So you're not sorry? You don't think you should have done more? [Kitten is stunned by the question] XK: Sorry? More? No I don't feel sorry, I hope Jaime does that, I hope she is sorry she hit Lucy. I hope this time she learned her lesson and understands it's all good and well to beat me up or shit I don't care about like other wrestlers for example but Lucy is off limits. As for more, I think right now I've done plenty, I probably did more then I needed to but like I said I can't control it, once it starts, it stops when it stops and not a moment before. RH: Are you worried someone might come after you for what you did? XK: That's a consequence I don't really about. Well not now, if and when it happens I might, I might care so much I run off screaming if a weapon pops up. RH: Isn't it happening now? [Kitten looks around and sees no one so he looks back to Rebecca] XK: You aren't going to attack me are you? RH: No, I meant the match with Jay Bain you are scheduled to have this week. XK: Bah that, I don't know what that's about. RH: I believe it's about him not being happy with what you did and wanting to be the a tool of Karma. [Kitten laughs a little] XK: You can't imagine how hard it was for me not to break out laughing when he said that at Anarchy. I mean doesn't Jay realise how many times I've done that? Doesn't he know I once kicked one of Bill's female managers just like that, she was never a wrestler, just some chick and I kicked her like I did Jaime. [Kitten turns to the camera] XK: She didn't even touch Lucy and I laid her out cold with the Cat Kick we were getting rid of the dead weight, where was karma then Jay? How about the time I attacked Lance Evers after Lucy lied about being attacked, where was karma then? How about the time I attacked a camera operator because Lucy was taken to hospital with a concussion and bleeding from a cut on the back of her head and I couldn't find the coward responsible, where was karma then? [Kitten leaves a pause for people to think of answers] XK: NOWHERE! You think you can be the thing that turns the negative karma I've put out there back at me? Well then good for you, you rub that Buddha belly all you want, the only thing is going to do is get your hopes up. Can you actually beat me? Maybe, I don't know I've never fought you, though you did fight my stand in Phil. I'm a better fighter then Phil, Phil knocked you out, much like Extreme Ninja did and I'm a better fighter then him as well. Being a better fighter then them and probably being the more level headed of the two of us at the moment Jay, I'd have to say I deserve the win. [Kitten turns back to Rebecca] RH: I can ask questions now? XK: If you have to. RH: How are you taking the breakdown of Team XK? XK: With a smile. [Kitten look at the camera to show everyone his “Team XK break up” smile before looking back to Rebecca] RH: But before they burst into your dressing, after they lost the tag team match you went over with a smile and tried to congratulate them, aren't you somewhat annoyed that you finally start to come around and it crumbles. XK: Come around? Me, I was just congratulating Nick on doing the right thing and stopping Jay, I wasn't coming around. I never wanted to have a Team XK, that was never going to change, it was nothing personal. Now they are gone, I have my way, if I knew it was this easy to get rid of them I might have considered attacking Jaime when Lucy asked me to a few weeks ago. RH: Are you serious? XK: Yeah, I'd have considered it, I probably wouldn't have said yes though but things have worked out the way they have and I couldn't be happier about it, I'm sure Nick and Jay will be happy with how things have worked out. They got to have a few matches with me as their partner, that might just end up being the highlight of their career. RH: Highlight? They almost won the tag team championship. XK: Almost being the keyword, if I were on the team with either of them one of them would be a champion now. A champion who is pissed off at his tag team partner for attacking someone they barely even know, but a champion nonetheless. RH: You really think you could have won with one of them, even though they probably wouldn't have been cooperative at all? XK: Prime was in that match right? Yeah, he was, so I am pretty sure I'd have ended up with my hand raised. RH: I almost forgot to ask, any special game plan when you fight Jay this week? XK: No why would there be? RH: He was one of your protégés. XK: What now? I never taught him a damn thing, the only times I've ever met the man are in the ring as part of a match or are ringside and when he burst into my locker room. I think when they broke in is the only time I've ever had anything resembling a conversation with him and hopefully it will be the last. RH: Last question, where's Lucy? XK: Getting a still taken of me straddling Jaime, both of us covered in her blood blown up and framed. [Rebecca slowly nods] RH: She's a bit obsessed huh. XK: Yep, hopefully that will stop soon. Well I'm off to take a nap. [Kitten walks off shot] |
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