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Vinglish
Topic Started: Apr 5 2008, 03:27 AM (40 Views)
Dangerous Dan
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Somewhere in New York Vinj sits in a room. The room sits in a building. The building sits in a suburb. The suburb sits in a city. The city sits in a sate. The state sits in a country. The country sits on a continent. The continent sits on the earth. The earth sits in the solar system. The solar system sits in the…umm…universe? We’ve pretty much reached the extent of my knowledge on astronomical science without resorting to Wikipedia. So let’s just zoom in again and focus on the Vinjiverse. It would seem Vinj is scribbling on a piece of paper. Assorted pencil’s and crayon’s litter the table at which he’s sat (which sits in a room, in a building, in a city…), but what he’s drawing is hidden by his hunched shoulders and bowed head. One might wonder how it is he can actually see what he’s drawing when his eyes are that close to the paper but…he’s Vinj, right? Does weird things without explanation. Like destroying “The Majesty” Cole Summons, right? Or not. Hmm. Think about that. Right now. DO IT.



Done? Good. Back to Vinj.

The camera angles right to move around the table and maybe better capture what it is he’s doing when-


Vinj: HEY!

Vinj lifts his head and places an arm over the picture to protect it’s contents.

Vinj: It’s not finished, yet.

Vinj ducks his head toward the drawing and gets back to work, but not for a second before he queries the camera.

Vinj: If you’re here, does that mean Toby’s coming soon?

The camera doesn’t give any visual or audible response, but that doesn’t seem to stop Vinj from making up his own assumptions about what Toby’s doing.

Vinj: Cool. He’ll be here, then.

The picture remains stagnant for a few seconds as the sound of scratching pencils enthrals the audience before Toby enters the screen. In no hurry and obviously wrenched about the loss of his only friend in FIW (at least, the only one willing to admit to it) he sits at the corner of the door relinquishing the thought of having to spend more than a few moments with Maj’s predator. He knocks once against the door, lethargic in his movements to further express his melancholy. Vinj swivels his head around and meets the gaze of Toby for a moment, his lips widening into a Cheshire grin before getting to his feet with picture in hand

Vinj: Toby! Long time no see, mate.

Toby does his best to ignore Vinj but can’t help but change the expression of his face to one of hurt and hatred as Vinj opens his body up for a man on man embrace.

Vinj: Awww. No hug? Really? I thought we were close.

Toby, again, resists the urge to say something that might tip Vinj off balance…or…maybe on balance...it would seem one’s as bad as the other in Vinj’s case.

Vinj: Well, can’t say I’m surprised. I mean…I did off your only friend. I sorta know how that feels, so I made you something. I hope it eases the pain.

Vinj extends out the picture that he was so intent on withholding from the camera’s gaze. Vinj can barely contain himself as Toby takes the paper and unravels it’s corners.

Vinj: Well? Do you like it? It took me ages.

Toby slowly turns the piece of paper to explain his comments.

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Toby: Is this meant to be funny?

Vinj needs not answer; the laughter niggling at his lips before snorting out his nose making his thoughts clear enough. Toby’s facial expression doesn’t move, but the tone of his voice makes him appear much sterner.

Toby: You didn’t chop his leg off for starters.

Vinj stops his cackling for a moment to address Toby’s critique.

Vinj: DID TOO! I was there. And I was all like. “AARGH!! I’ve got Maj’s LEG!!!” And Maj was all like, *whimpers* “EEERRR, Vinj has got my leg!”. Ahhh…shoulda seen it.

Toby: I did. And you didn’t take his leg.

Vinj: Well…umm…SHUTUP! Yeah. Smoke that rebuttal off a bee’s anus.

Toby’s unimpressiveness seems to rub against Vinj, causing him to reassess his answer.

Vinj: Well, I might as well have. He’s not coming back.

Toby: What makes you think he won’t come back looking for one of your outer extremities?

Vinj: Umm, a little thing called The ‘Vee-jects’.

Toby: I take it that’s just The Rejects with your personalised prefix tacked on the front?

Vinj: Hell yeah. If it was up to me everything would start with V.

A lightbulb lights and explodes over Vinj’s head. Metaphorically speaking.

Vinj: For all the unleavened bread in Jewtown, I’VE GOT IT, TOBY!!!!

Vinj traps Toby in a vice hug before swivelling his body around to show Toby his vision. Vinj makes an invisible banner in the air with his free left hand as he speaks…

Vinj: The new language for the 21st Century - where everything starts…with a ‘V’. I call it…Vinglish.

Vinj hurries Toby out of the room and into the white hallway of what we can only imagine is the Madison Square Garden catacombs.

Vinj: Thanks for dropping by Tobes, but I’ve got work to do!

Vinj slams the door inches away from Toby’s face and the squeals and delights of Vinj the Inventor are all we hear before…

Toby: Man…I shouldn’t be doing this.

Toby knocks twice on the door before it being opened by a still-enthusiastic Vinj.

Toby: You do remember you have a match tonight, right?

Vinj: Hm? Oh. Yeah.

Toby: Uhh…any thoughts?

Vinj eyes roll around the corners of his sockets, communing with his brain to check if there is indeed any thoughts circulating about the match before coming to a moment of enlightenment.

Vinj: Toby. Everything. Starts. With a V.

Vinj disappears behind the door leaving Toby to think his thoughts.

Toby: Yep. Wasn’t worth it.

Toby turns his back to the camera and makes his way down the corridor, dropping the picture on the floor to leave any memory of this interaction behind him.

Fade.
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