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Victory shall be mine!
Topic Started: Apr 9 2008, 01:55 PM (39 Views)
kwskone
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We open the scene in a grotty hotel, the camera pans around the room and we can see that wallpaper is peeling off the walls. There are a few holes in the plasterwork aswell and the window is smashed. There are no curtains to cover the window and a distinct lack of furnashing inside the room itself. As the camera keeps spinning round we come to Harrison O'Reily, Sitting on a chair on a cellphone

Harrison O'Reily: Seems that your assumption of Robert Black was abit off there and you neglected to tell me that the only thing he's dominant against is the weak and the old!

Harrison pauses briefly, the camera is unable to pick up who is on the other end of the phone call so we wait patiently for Harrison to start speaking again

Cameraman: Excuse me, Mr O'Reily, wou....

Harrison O'Reily: Please, call me Harrison, i can't be doing with you calling me Mr! Makes me feel alot older than i really am.

Cameraman: Ok then, Harrison, would it be possible for you to put the phone on speaker phone so we can all listen in..... Unless of course it's a private call

Harrison bellows out a thunderous laugh and happily obliges. He puts the phone now back down on the mouldy table in-front of him

Harrison O'Reily: Micky your killing me here, what type of hotel is this that you've booked me into, i mean, it's not exactly the most classy of places!

We have now discovred that the person on the other end of the line is Micky

Micky: Boy, listen to me for a minute will ya! While we're starting off we need to work on a budget, and our current budget aint the healthiest!


Harrison O'Reily: But surely there wa.....

Micky: But nothing boy! Be happy with what you've got, you'll be leaving soon anyways, we need to move on. Next show is in Connecticut, not to mention our re-match on the golf course!

Harrison O'Reily: Thats fair enough, but whats starting to get on me nerves is the fact these guys arn't taking me serious

Micky: Meaning??

Harrison O'Reily: Well.....It's just last week on my great debut they pit me against the worlds buffest retard and this week they've got me up against this woman! I mean this Jayne Bain doesn't stand a chance

Micky: Harrison....

Harrison O'Reily: No, No Micky, don't make excuses for anyone. Fact is that when i step into that ring, be it with a man or a woman I always bring my 'A' game and Miss Bain doesn't stand a chance!!

Micky: Harrison, it's not Jayne Bain you cretin, Its Jay Bain..... 100% Jay Bain!

Looking rather embarrassed a snigger can be heard from the cameraman, Harrison's face now matches his hair in colour as he turns a bright red. He picks the phone up and takes it of speaker

Harrison O'Reily: That'll do now, can you give me some privacy now please friend

The cameraman obliges and lowers the camera, the picture turns to black and the sound fades out
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