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| Sermon: Blake Orange and El Lumberjacko; Priest, complete with uninspired title | |
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| Willie | Apr 10 2008, 02:18 AM Post #1 |
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When we fade in we are in the backstage interview area of the arena, complete with the huge FIW logo on the backdrop. A concrete floor finishes off the look of the area, as we see the lucky pair today in front of the camera is Priest and the ever mysterious and brand new interviewer simply known as V. He regards the camera with that creepy smile of his and then turns to the Pride of Ireland, whose head is bowed, almost hidden by the lapels of his ring robe. V: "Priest, you are involved in a contest this week with a man who similarly returned the same week as you, El Lumberjacko, and the dominant but questionable Blake Orange in a Triple Threat match. My question to you is, what are your thoughts on the things Blake Orange said about you, if you're aware that is?" Priest raises his head suddenly, the mic in his command now even though it's still in the possession of V. His grey eyes lock with the camera and he speaks, first in a tight, slow tone. Priest: "Aye. I'm aware of what he said, V. He said among other things that I am a completely insane man, doubtless because of what I believe in, and concocted some inane story about ME climbin' to da' rooftop of my home to pray for solace against the hand of da' 'Mighty and Powerful' Blake Orange. It was all quite amusin', V, but nothin' I haven't heard before. All over da' wrestlin' world, opponent after opponent after opponent has called my faith into question in hundreds of different ways, hundreds of different segments. One man defaced my church. Another likened me to a child molester. What did I do in response? I took 'em in da' ring, and I beat 'em. One by one until there were no more wrongs ta' be righted. THE ONLY MAN who ever succeeded in puttin' me down...Now hides in fear of me. So, Blake, unless you plan on stickin' a cross upside down in my locker room with an Irish flag draped over it, an' lightin' it ablaze while you chuck severed cow's heads at me, which is something, V, that coincidentally has not been thought of yet, I'd rather disregard all da' attempts by Blake Orange to shake my faith, as it's obvious he hasn't come up with somethin' new and innovative. Instead I'm going to focus on the MATCH, and da' fact that it's my obligation to go into the ring and prove to this Blake Orange that he is not as amazing of a wrestler as he has apparently convinced himself of bein'." V: "Speaking of which, do you, Priest, believe that you are at a disadvantage because Blake Orange's new associate, none other than Mr. Blond, will be serving as the referee?" A light scoff issues from the lungs of Priest, the glare that he's put on the camera not fading away as he answers the enigmatic V again. Priest: "Ya' know, V, that makes me almost want to chuckle, considerin' I heard what Mr. Blond had to say about me, as well. Saying that I should be praying for my own safety when he and Blake Orange are in the same ring? Is Mr. Blond attemptin' comedy? Perhaps he does not remember Summer of Sin, when I in the Riot Match had the man snared in the McConnaigh Special, and I submitted Mr. Blond, I MADE that coward tap out. So perhaps Mr. Orange's compatriot should practice a bit of humility before he insults me again. To answer yer' question, however, it's unavoidable that I'll be at a disadvantage with Blond's shady tactics governin' the match. However, El Lumberjacko an' myself are two men who respect da' rules of the ring, and know that this is COMPETITION, not a knock-down drag-out fighting pit, and I believe that because of that...Jacko' and I will rise above the rule-breakin' and give these fans a match that they shall not soon forget." V: "Speaking of El Lumberjacko, why not elaborate upon the wood-cutting Superstar? What did you think of his match against Rory von Drachenberg, and what do you expect of him come your match?" Priest smiles a little more gently now as he regards his second, flapjack-eating adversary. Priest: "I was extremely impressed, V. I was impressed at despite the fact that El Lumberjacko can be quirky at times, his speed and his knowledge of da' wrestling craft is not somethin' to be trifled with. Rory von Drachenberg found that out da' hard way, and it's my belief that I will not suffer the same fate. Jacko' is a tremendous competitor and I will be looking forward to competin' against him, although unfortunately I'm going to have to spoil his appearance for da' fans by defeatin' him. I may indeed have respect for da' man, but that does not mean I'll allow him to beat me." V: "Well, good enough then. This has been an FIW broadcast of the words of the warrior Priest. I am V, and I bid you all a fond farewell." Scene. |
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