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Black Curtain Promo; Straightening things out
Topic Started: Apr 10 2008, 03:25 AM (46 Views)
Xtreme Kitten
Extremely Ordinary
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[The scene opens with Xtreme Kitten; in black track pants, grey singlet and mask as always, is sitting next to a television which is not on, Kitten’s arms rests on top of the TV set. Behind Kitten is a black curtain]

XK: Hey folks, usually I’m not this prepared for a promo even one of these

[Kitten looks back at the curtain, then back to the camera]

XK: But apparently I have something to clear up.

[Kitten turns on the television and it lights up with a still picture of Jaime Lee celebrating her victory at Anarchy in the UK]

XK: As with all the things I’ve needed to explain lately it has to do with Jaime Lee.

[He lifts his attention from the screen to the camera]

XK: Because some people still seem to be thinking about this all wrong

[As Kitten says “this” footage plays on the TV screen of Xtreme Kitten hitting the Urakan with a chain around his fist]

XK: That didn’t happen in a match, the match was over, I didn’t ruin a perfectly good competition to do that, I might have if I got to the arena sooner but I didn’t. And this right here.

[The image on the TV screen is of Xtreme Kitten choking Jaime Lee with the chain]

XK: Isn’t me trying to kill Jaime, no choking to death right there. That, right there is me hurting Jaime Lee nothing more nothing less. And this!

[Kitten snaps his attention to the screen as footage plays of him hitting a version of the Cat Kick on Jaime]

XK: That’s just cool to watch

[Kitten looks to the camera]

XK: as is every Cat Kick, I’ve ever hit. The one on Tomoko to unify the International championships stands out as my favourite but the one that sent the Saline Solution off the Cube stands out as well for being damn near impossible to pull off.

[Kitten shudders a little thinking about the horrible experience and turning point in his attitude towards the Dual Crown that was the Cube. Kitten turns off the television]

XK: That video gets a little disturbing after the kick, not because I beat the crap out of a woman.

[Kitten stares at the camera as if to say that’s what he needs to clear up]

XK: But because I smear blood over me, I have no idea what that was about, I mean sure having someone else’s blood on you great I prefer the look of splatter.

[That’s right, it’s disturbing for fashion reasons only. Kitten shakes his head thinking about how he looked after the assault]

XK: I’m not sitting here to clear up the blood thing though, I am here to set Nick Allen straight.

[Kitten straightens up and looks directly at the camera]

XK: Get over it.

[Kitten stares at the camera for a moment]

XK: Get over what you might be asking? These.

[Kitten turns the television to show a close up image of Jaime Lee breasts]

XK: And this

[The image is no of a close up of Jaime Lee’s crotch. Kitten turns off the television]

XK: Neither of those things is important to what I did. I didn’t bash her because she lacks a y chromosome. It didn’t go further then I usually would because she has a vagina. I’m not one of those guys that is violent towards women. I am one of those guys that is violent towards everyone no matter what race, creed or sex, I’ll kick the crap out of you. Does that make me a bad person?

[Kitten thinks about it]

XK: Probably. Does it make me a bigot and misogynist? Quiet the opposite. What you are doing, proclaiming that violence against women is wrong is actually pretty fucking biased. It’s like you are saying I’m allowed to walk around and bet the crap out of any man I want and that BUUUUUUUUUUUUUUULLLLLSHIT!

[Kitten leans in towards the camera]

XK: Men and Women deserve equal rights across all spectrums of life, which includes the bad stuff.

[Kitten leans back]

XK: As for what you had to say about the team. You don’t a clue about where you stand with me? How is that fucking possible? I avoid contact with you, I repeated express my dislike of the Team XK concept and how I’d never come to accept it and you have no clue.

[Kitten reaches down beside his chair and picks up a large piece of paper]

XK: How’s this for a clue.

[Kitten lifts the paper and shows the message written on it to the camera, it reads “Fuck off”, Lucy rushes into shot snatches the paper away and jumps back out of shot]

XK: OI, I’m meant to be alone when doing these!

[Kitten looks back to the camera]

XK: I’m not sure how you ended up in the group, I don’t really care how it started, I really want it to end but since when has anything I wanted mattered to Team XK? It’s not my team it’s Lucy’s. Now I know the perfect way to stay out of your way during the match Nick, it’s fool proof and means you and I will be victorious like we have been that last two times it was you and I as a team. The plan goes like this, one of us stays on the apron and the other one wins the match. I say it goes this way the social dinosaur that thinks women deserve special treatment can stay on the apron and hold the ropes open for Kennedy when she gets to the ring and the one that has a long history of beating Prime stays in the ring.

[Kitten nods]

XK: That’s right, I’m suggesting we switch it up and I do most of the work this time, I’m used to for my days as a tag team champion, oh um, hey congratulations on being the first tag team partner I’ve had that I didn’t have to carry. Where was I, oh right me doing the work, just stay on the apron and watch. Watch as I fight Prime and once again show that he is shit and I’m not. Watching me beat Prime you might learn something and get rid of that pesky notion that Prime is anything but some fuck wit that’s had a lot of plastic surgery. You got that?

[Kitten pauses for a response he couldn’t hear]

XK: I’ll fight, defeat Prime, you’ll go “Shit it really is that fucking easy, well done Kitten” and then we can do what we always do, walk away to do our own thing.

[End of footage]
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