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Clever Little Clovers
Topic Started: Apr 12 2008, 01:41 AM (50 Views)
Drake
Drake Love
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We open up with Drake Love seated behind a pretty plain wooden table. A promotional table cloth is draped over in a manner so that the front can be read from the opposite side of Drake. The cheap lettering spells out “Echoes of a Madman: The Drake Love Story DVD Now on Sale.” A line is formed in front, not a large line mind you but perhaps 10-20 people all clutching their little trinkets to their nerdy chests. This whole scenario appears to be set in a multimedia store of some kind, perhaps a Virgin Megastore, perhaps some other place selling wares of electronically charged bliss. The large promotional poster for his DVD is set behind Drake as he casually signs the various cases presented to him. He doesn’t really seem all that enthused about his task as he mindlessly scribbles his name over and over.

Drake: So here we sit. On the eve of another upcoming FIW event. I suppose I should care more or be all pumped up. The truth is that this whole mess is beginning to annoy me quite honestly. Faction wars and tag team matches. Let me assure you that I am a central star and as such I am growing weary of all this. I need things to get real clear and real quick.

That strange woman from previous scenes enters from behind Drake placing a glass of water in front of him and just as silently leaving.

Drake: Ash Koopa can run his fat mouth about all the little people in the village as much as he wants. The man is not my brother, we are not partners, and we certainly do not share a common vision. So while we both wrestle under the Reject banner, at least for the time being, we will never be allies. The man is a snail, a wretched plague but I suppose we will hash all of that out in due time. What I really want to discuss is the…

Drake stops what he is saying as a young boy pauses in front of Drake’s table. His robotic method of signing DVDs comes to a halt as he picks up something in front of him.

Drake: What the hell is this?

Young Boy: I couldn’t afford your DVD. So I bought the only thing I could.

Drake: You want me to sign this?

Young Boy: Well yes please.

Drake: Listen you mini corn dog, you do realize that this is the Ethan Adams DVD?

Young Boy: Well it was on clearance and was the only thing I could afford.

Drake: I am not placing my highly sought after signature on this piece of crap. Go find out what crab shack Ethan is hiding out at and get him to sign it. Now get out of here you little runt.

Drake grabs the High Spots & Hardships DVD tossing it across the room into the Britney Spears selection of propaganda.

Drake: Now I forgot what the hell I was saying. Whatever, Vinj and I are going to go out, slap around some jerk nosed jobbers. And that’s it. We aren’t going to go out for a night on the town. He is going to probably end up locking himself in a room listening to Enya while staring at internet photos of Kennedy. And…you know what? That’s all I have or need to say. These chump stains aren’t even worth me wasting my breath. No good potato picking, clover loving, rainbow chasing car bombers.

Drake stands up and walks away from his signing table without another word leaving the few remaining people in line looking upset. The unknown woman sets a sign on the desk that reads “Out to Lunch Be Back Soon”.
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