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For a Wholesome America
Topic Started: Apr 14 2008, 11:41 PM (68 Views)
Drake
Drake Love
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The video fades off to a live shot of Drake Love garbed in that creamed color suit. His jacket is off and flung over his shoulder as Drake strolls down a small park path with a smile for the camera.

Drake: Hello, I’m Drake Love and I approve this message.

A bouncing red ball comes in front of Drake with a young child trailing about ten feet behind. Drake picks up the ball with the hand not holding his jacket. Kneeling down, Drake presents the child with the toy and ruffles the kid’s hair playfully. The kid seems unhappy with that treatment and kicks Drake in his shin. Anger clearly washes over his face, but recalling that the cameras are rolling, Drake simply stands and smiles.

Drake: Children are so precious aren’t they? I personally think that they are the true currency of the America’s future. Speaking of America, many of you are wondering why I have decided to run again after being run out by those anti-American suits in the Democratic party. Well I won’t lie. I was done to be honest. A lot of stress, nonsense, political maneuvers, back biting and just downright corrupt things go along with running for a party. But America needed me to run, the people needed a man that they could look up to. With certain people lying about sniper fire and others wish washing about events to fit their needs, it has become a bleak period for voters. Well I have returned not for my sake, but for you America. I am here to provide you with someone to inspire the nation as it deserves.

Coming upon an empty park bench, Drake swivels his jacket around and folds it neatly before sitting down on the wooden frame. He gently lays his jacket over his lap and smiles brightly at the sunny day.

Drake: Now I am sure many of you are wondering why I would attack El Lumberjacko. Let me assure you viewers that the speculation regarding the situation is ludicrous. Whatever alleged animosity that may or may not be present with a fellow faction mate, I would never attack his friends just for the sheer spite to make a point. That would be savage and cruel, and quite frankly I would never lower myself to such thuggish tactics. It would be unsporting and quite frankly it is low morale bearings like that which have corrupted the world. But like America, I refuse to allow myself to be tainted by the immorality of the rest of the world.

A woman is pushing a stroller with her infant inside. Drake smiles and waves to this woman but she looks rather confused. Drake stands off the bench and approaches the woman, maybe to do that whole kissing babies thing. Either way the woman darts away in terror, pushing the stroller away as fast as possible. Drake doesn’t follow but seems genuinely surprised that a single woman alone would run from a large approaching stranger.

Drake: Odd. Anyways the stage is all set for a huge tag team match. A battle of monumental proportions they say. And just like the evil British regime was thwarted when they tried to enslave the American colonies, Jim O’Brien and El Lumberjacko will be cast back as well. Kiyoshi may not be an American in the full sense of the word, but he embodies all the honorable traits that a mighty American warrior has. I assure you that O’Brien and El Luberjacko’s evil axis of power will be stopped just like the Germens and the Italians were. So fear not America, Drake Love is here to save you.

Drake turns away slinging his jacket behind him again and walking back up the path he just came from. Maybe he is lost or something.
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