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Finally!; XK holds a small press conference
Topic Started: Apr 15 2008, 06:00 PM (39 Views)
Xtreme Kitten
Extremely Ordinary
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[The scene opens to blue, very light blue, the blue is not just a flat colour on the screen but a curtain. The curtain however isn't going to be the main focus of the promo or at least it's easy to assume it's not considering it is at the back of a small stage and podium is in front of it]

Lucy: This is ridiculous

XK: Just do it.

Lucy: But I don't want to do it.

XK: And I never wanted to eat mango but I have.

Lucy: What has mango got to do with anything?

XK: Just get on stage an introduce me.

Lucy: Everyone knows you're already here.

XK: For the people watching at home, in the office or some random place people can get Internet access now.

Lucy: I'm pretty sure they can hear you.

[There is silence for a moment]

XK: Do it, please.

Lucy: Uhg fine.

[Lucy walks onto the stage and stands behind the podium wearing a stylish grey dress]

Lucy: Ladies and Gentlemen, you've been called here today because my client: the former Dual Crown Champion and Greatest Fighter in the World, Xtreme Kitten has a statement he would like to make public.

[Xtreme Kitten then walks onto the stage in a black business suit, white business shirt and a black tie to go with his mask. Lucy steps aside from the podium and Kitten stands behind it]

XK: I love mangos, I thought I wouldn't, never wanted to know if I would but I do.

[Kitten then walks off stage, Lucy looks confused but gets back behind the podium but before she can speak Kitten runs back onto the stage almost knocking Lucy out of the way]

XK: Sorry, sorry that's not what I really wanted to say.

[Kitten gives everyone a moment to get over the shock of this not being about Kitten's love of mangos]

XK: What I wanted to talk about is what happened at ReVolt.

[Kitten once again gives a moment but this time for everyone to think about what happened]

XK: At ReVolt I was assaulted. I was viciously and unjustifiably attacked with a weapon.

[There are some whispers and a few time you can almost hear the name 'Vinj']

XK: And to the person who did that I say, stay away. I don't want to have anything to do with you. I don't care what you or your friend or friends do, just don't involve me.

[More whispers, is Kitten really just asking not to be involved with the Rejects?]

XK: You and I haven't always gotten along, okay we've never gotten along but what you did crossed a line.

[Was what Vinj did to him really that bad? He's standing and talking, it couldn't have been too bad]

XK: In case I haven't made myself clear, it's over, I'm pulling the plug.

[What?]

XK: Team XK is no more and Nick it's your fault.

[Oh]

XK: I wish I was the one responsible for this Nick but you beat me to it. I thought I had this travesty of a group finished when you and your equally melodramatic buddy burst into my locker room when I was trying to leave Anarchy in the UK. Obviously I was wrong, it didn't end that night as proven when once again you and I were put on the card as a team. Finally though it's over, thanks for that Nick.

[Lucy ducks in front of Kitten]

Lucy: Questions?

UR* #1: Xtreme Kitten, you were assaulted by Vinj, what has that got to do with ending Team XK and how is it Nick Allen's fault.

[Lucy steps out of the way]

XK: Nothing.

UR #1: Then how does any of this make sense?

XK: Did you watch ReVolt?

UR #1: Yes

XK: Then you should know I was assaulted twice. After the match by Vinj and during the match by Nick Allen. Despite and possibly in spite of demands for him to drop the chair, Nick Allen climbed the turn buckles, leapt off and hit me over the head with a steal chair. I didn't let it hinder my performance and I courageously went on to earn the win and I let Nick share in the glory that was a lapse in judgement brought on by the chair shot.

UR #2: So you are ending Team XK because of miscommunication?

[Kitten glares at the unseen reporter in a way that if he was from the fictional planet Krypton would burn two holes into the reporter's head]

XK: Miscommunication? No you fucking idiot, I'm ending it because I got hit in the head with a fucking chair!

[Kitten hits the podium]

UR #2: But the chair wasn't aimed at you but at Ethan Adams.

XK: And if it had hit Ethan Adams we would all still be here at the official end of Team XK. I will not abide the use of weapons in matches by anyone and especially not by people that are in a team with me.

UR #3: Lucy, are you going to let this happen to the team you put together.

[Lucy steps in with a slight smile]

Lucy: I was waiting for this question and the answer is yes. Why would I allow it? Because like Kitten said, Nick crossed a line, he used a weapon while competing.

UR #1: But it was you who put the chair into the ring.

Lucy: But not for Nick to use as a weapon.

UR #3: Then why?

Lucy: Because the official was looking tied, I thought that someone should offer them a chair.

[There is silence, silence of people not believing her, Kitten glares at the back of Lucy's head]

Lucy: Alright the truth is I was hoping Ethan might land on the chair after Nick or Kitten hit him but I never intended for chair to be used as a weapon.

[Kitten moves Lucy out of the way]

XK: Before you ask, yes according to her and some Gatitos there is a difference but I don't think there is.

UR #2: Kitten, do you think it's wise to disband Team XK after Vinj attacked you?

XK: I've never been accused of being wise, I didn't spend much time thinking about what would happen, I decided and that's it. Though there could have been worse times to disband.

UR #3: Like?

XK: Like before Vinj attacked me.

UR #2: You don't think Vinj will attack you again? He is a Reject, next time it might be more then one person.

XK: I don't know what they guy will try in the future but if he does I'll just have to deal with it.

UR #1: Just like you dealt with Adam Wilson's attack?

XK: If they have weapons, sure.

Lucy: Last question, you?

UR #3: Do you have any news on what is happening with the Flycore championship for which you are the number one contender?

[Xtreme Kitten looks confused]

XK: Why would there be news?

Lucy: Because Vinj stole it and put the champion out of commission.

XK: Ah.

[Lucy looks at the unseen reporter]

Lucy: I've heard nothing about the Flycore championship from management but with all the chaos I doubt they've even thought about it. Alright that's all we have time for.

[Lucy and Kitten walk off stage. End of footage]
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