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| Poirot | Apr 16 2008, 01:05 PM Post #1 |
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So here we are. After just over a month with the Full Intensity Wrestling - Toby Bostock's staff have finally managed to get contact with one Blake Orange for what could be Blake's first sit down interview since signing for FIW. For Toby Bostock it's a dream come true. He knows Jeff Noon and Rebecca Hunter would love to be in his shoes right now. Not because of any special affinity that Toby has for Blake, more along the lines that if he plays his cards right, Toby might be able to get Blake Orange to finance a movie of HALO that would be directed by Peter Jackson, rather than the antichrist, Paul WS Anderson. Toby Bostock: Are we good to go? I don't want anything messing this up... Peter Jackson and Master Chief would be sweeeeet. Crew Member: What? Toby Bostock: Uh, nothing. I was thinking I'd ask Mr. Orange if he'd like to sponsor my Talisman tournament. Crew Member: Whatever Bostock. Just one of the many things that Toby wants to talk to Blake about, but first Toby has to ask Blake some serious questions so as not to get fired, involving Blake's FIW schedule and other things. Right now Toby sits in the studio, where two leather chairs have been set up across from one another. The technical workers prop the lighting just perfectly for the cameras to pick up correctly. The cameramen align their angles just the way they are directed, and a couple of Toby's assistants run down tonight's show with him. From the west entrance of the studio walks in three Orange Industries executives. Those three men are followed by Blake's personal assistant, and then, Blake Orange himself. The three executives walk over to the studio producers and meet each other. Blake waves at all the onlookers in a smug sort of way, and Toby welcomes him to the studio. Toby Bostock: Welcome Blake, I can call you Blake right? Blake Orange: No. Toby Bostock: Okay... Mister Orange it is. Anyway, I'm very honored to have you for tonight, and I'm sure you are just as pleased to be here. If there's anything you need, please just ask one of our assistants and we would be happy to accommodate you. I've got a ton of questions on my index cards for the interview. The network is shooting for a thirty-minute interview. We've got about one minute and forty seconds before we air our opening. Let's clear everyone off the set and get ready. Toby announces that the program is about to go on the air live, and asks the people in the studio to be quiet during airtime. Bostock sits down in his chair across from 'Mister Orange', as Blake sits down. Toby cues up his cards and takes a quick drink of water. The producer of the show counts down until airtime, and the opening segment rolls. Toby Bostock: Welcome wrestling fans and critics, smarks and marks alike. I am your host Toby Bostock and tonight we have a special treat for all you fans of the 80's out there! Yes that's right, I am sitting down right now with the one, the only, Blake Orange! Bla-- uh, Mister Orange, it's great that you have finally agreed to this sitdown interview after many weeks of me trying to contact you, but all the same, I'm glad to have you here. Blake Orange: I to am happy I could oblige you Toby, and may I also say how refreshing it is to be speaking to a fellow native of Florida... these Maryland types are really starting to iritate me. Toby Bostock: Well, actually I just bought an appartment out here... Blake Orange: Who cares about that? You're supposed to be here to ask questions about me. Toby Bostock: Yes, quite right. Toby fumbles through his question cards, finding a rogue Pokemon card in the fray. He humbley places the card back in his pocket before settling on a fixed set of questions. Toby Bostock: So, Mister Orange, you've been with us here in FIW for about a month now, and I know you're a busy man, but could you tell me why it took so long for us to get this interview with you? Blake Orange: Well Toby, since arriving in FIW - I've been devouring my way through the competition with an appetite of a champion. Almost like that large creature Pac-Bull that's going around causing so much fuss at the moment. My lust for victory has been so insatiable and coupled with the fact that I have a multi-billion dollar business to run, I simply haven't had the time for any sit down interviews, much to my regret as I have a lot to say, which I must say is quite unlike me, but what else can I do? These cretins here at FIW are all so frustrating. Toby Bostock: I understand Mister Orange. Now, judging by the past two episodes of ReVolt, it's become pretty clear that you've aligned yourself with Mr. Blond. You two are starting to be like Resevoir Dogs! Blond... Orange... gettit? Blake Orange: Resevoir? What the hell are you on about man? Toby Bostock: Nevermind... but a lot of people are wondering how this alliance came together and how you poached him from the Tanaka Zaibatsu? Blake Orange: First of all, I didn't poach Mr. Blond from the Tanaka Zaibatsu. Mr. Blond had recieved his marching orders from Daisuke Tanaka and was seeking other employment. And it just so happened that there was a job vacancy open with me at the time and Blond fitted the criteria of what was needed. Toby Bostock: And why did you decide to have him referee your matches? You must have also pulled a few strings here and there. Blake Orange: Luckily my lawyers are the finest that money can buy and easily influenced the management up in FIW's ivory towers. It was not hard to secure Mr. Blond a contract as a referee when I pointed out the righteous injustices that I was suffering because of biased towards me. Again it happened this week on ReVolt. I was in complete control of this match and had the victory in the bag, so to speak, and then that referee with a grudge against me sprints down to the ring and counts the pinfall victory for a damn lumberjack. Where is the justice in that? That I, Blake Orange should have a mark on my record because of the antics of an Englishman and a Lumberjack. As far as I am concerned, Mr. Blond did NOT count the pinfall this past Monday and El Lumberjacko did NOT gain the victory. Even if it was over that philistine Priest. I don't see Priest anywhere this week, only his two baby brothers. Maybe he knows what will happen to him if he shows his face around Blake Orange again. But I'm going off the point - I hired Mr. Blond to officiate my matches FAIRLY. Toby Bostock: What about the accusations that Mr. Blond's refereeing hasn't exactly been... I dunno, fair? Blake Orange: And who is it that has made these accusations? The jealous anonymous, that's who. People who can't stand to see Blake Orange succeed in everything that he does and have to find a way to justify it to themselves and I shall not waste any time on them. As far as I am concenred, Mr. Blond is the best damn referee this company has ever seen. There has never been somebody so dedicated to justice and fairness in that ring. Next question! Toby Bostock: Um! Well, it says here that this week you're facing the young and undefeated newcomer Harrison O'Reily. Any thoughts on that? Blake Orange: Ah, oh dear. Why oh why do they keep putting me against these damn foreigners? First it was Ash Koopa and Colbert Tottington at Anarchy In The UK. Then I had to put up with that damn insane Canadian El Lumberjacko and the Preacher Man. Now once again they're putting me in a match against another Irishman in Harrison O'Reily. I've seen some of O'Reily's promo tapes. The rage he got into on the golf course over "Jayn Bain". Give me a break. Harrison O'Reily has had it easy so far but it's about to get a hell of a lot tougher for him. So far he's managed to trample all over Robert Black, a man who last won a match on the very same day I was sent to prison, and One-Hundred Percent Jay Bay - a man of whom I have seen relatively nothing of since arriving here. So as far as I am concerned Mr. O'Reily hasn't exactly worked hard to earn his undefeated status. We'll see this coming week what he's made of and what he can do, before we lock it up in the ring and I humiliate him just like I did to his fellow countryman Priest. Toby Bostock: And after you've had your match with Harrison O'Reily? Blake Orange: Well the obvious choice would be to challenge for some gold would it not? I mean there's so much to shoot for. Dual Crown, Undisputed International, Fighting Spirit etc. All held by men who have worked and worked for the prestige that comes with holding those titles. But who knows? Blake Orange is a man who waits for his opportunities. A man who picks and chooses his spots. A man of patience. I'm prepared to wait until the time is right and then when I make my move, everyone in FIW will know and it will be all that's talked about. Toby Bostock: We're nearly out of time now Blake, but I was wondering if I could ask you one more question? Blake Orange: No. Toby Bostock: Please? I was wondering if you'd be interested in sponsoring a tournament for the roleplaying game Talisman? Blake Orange: Get away from me. Star-wipe out. |
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